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Whyrl

@whyrl@furry.engineer
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Three eagles in a trenchcoat.

wildlife volunteer | software engineer | former CTO

F1 fan | cat herder

FreeBSD | Perl | reformed C developer

228 Followers
215 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 16, 2022
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 3mo ago
Floof
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 1mo ago

*slaps roof of agent*
This baby can generate so many bugs.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 1mo ago

Earthworks!

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 3mo ago

A microcomputer that fits on a single desk!

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@bsdphk Well that's thoroughly depressing. All this time, we could have had nice things, but because modern language designers ignored Ada, our industry is still full of cowboys stuck in the wild west.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Q: What's the difference between LLMs and astrology?

A: At least astrology had some thought behind it.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@soatok@furry.engineer This part sends me: "IPv8 resolves address exhaustion as a consequence of its addressing architecture, not as a primary design goal."
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Self employment sucks when your boss doesn't know what you should be doing.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Trip planning

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

me: "Why aren't my meds doing the thing?!"
my meds, still in the pillcase:

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 6mo ago

Iran is threatening to destroy an AI data centre in Abu Dhabi.

I really hope this is not an idle threat.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 3mo ago

There ought to be a Hierarchy of Troubleshooting/Debugging, with “PEBKAC” being the most likely culprit.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

I feel like I've appeased some trickster deity this week

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@kayla@gts.eilhart.cz @soatok@furry.engineer Publication date was the first thing I checked. Definitely seems incorrect.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 3mo ago

Remember the days of the old school yard?
We used to bark a lot.
Oh.
Barkbarkbarkbark bark. Bark! Barkbark. Bark, bark. Bark?

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@soatok I still maintain that nobody would actually notice if the C-Suite was replaced with AI.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Three eagles flew past my house as I was making coffee.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@zzt @bersl2 Cultists never admit that they were wrong
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

UNIX and, like

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 2mo ago
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@FayeDrake@furry.engineer This has been my personal opinion of Microsoft for decades.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

🐝 🐝 🐝
https://wlos.com/news/local/truck-carrying-approximately-1-million-bees-crashes-in-knoxville-tennessee-north-carolina-mark-nagi-tennessee-north-carolina-knoxville-department-transportation-swarm-abuzz

wlos.com
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 4mo ago
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@jackemled@furry.engineer @kieran@hom.ph A wild herd of techbros
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@arcturax@chitter.xyz Maul them.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@frang@meow.social I've frequently encountered files with a combination of \n and \r\n line terminators.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@itgrrl@infosec.exchange Can also recommend ABB. I've been with them for two years on an NBN Fixed Wireless 250/20 plan. Tech support is excellent.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@colinstu @keirFox yeah I'm glad I got out of tech two years ago. I'd only get back into it if I started my own software company (where AI is banned)
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@CursedSilicon @Tvorsk "3 raccoons in a beige PC case"
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 6mo ago

God dammit I need to learn to draw

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 4mo ago
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@bagder@mastodon.social My take: the HTTP spec is wrong and anyone serving a different site with a trailing dot is insane and shouldn't be accomodated.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@CursedSilicon@social.restless.systems Those houses will come in handy when the AI bubble bursts.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@HourlySneps@mas.to @kieran@hom.ph kieran where's your collar??
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@futzle Lest we forget
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@kieran 🤔 take them out to nice meal first?
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

I feel like the rest of the eagles in my trenchcoat are about to hit the one singing ‘Africa’ on loop with a brick.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kyhwana Only quibble: Brent crude should plot the spot price, not the futures market
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Pondering whether pairing maroon with lime green is a crime against art.

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@paul@tapbots.social Apple did publish that paper saying that GenAI was a bunch of bunkum.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 1mo ago

BIG ROCK https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-28/huge-boulder-rolls-down-river-in-deadly-nepal-flash-floods-/107088928

abc.net.au
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

A more inclusive world would be nice, but I'm not holding my breath.
https://thehumanityarchive.substack.com/p/the-world-is-laughing-at-us

thehumanityarchive.substack.com
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Ugh fidgety

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 4mo ago
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@meluzzy@woof.tech @bersl2@furry.engineer I'm optimistic that AI will have a widespread, terrible reputation in 2036 and only the exceedingly foolish will use it.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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(Yes I know why.)
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 1mo ago

Oh no they designed the cargo door on the DC10 just like the 747

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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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This rabbit hole resulted in me finding an incorrectly named river in Apple Maps.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@CursedSilicon@social.restless.systems But calling it slop is accurate.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@hayzam@mastodon.bsd.cafe @flo@infosec.exchange Is your host ZVOL on SSD or spinning rust? I expect the raw disk results will be skewed because it's still on a ZFS dataset, particularly for random read/write workloads. It would be interesting to repeat the tests on a UFS backed partition.
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago
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@CursedSilicon It's a violation of Apple's EULA. Why would Broadcom care?
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Whyrl @whyrl@furry.engineer
· 5mo ago

Who requested logs?

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