ah yes, you may only pee if you're privileged enough to have a device capable of connecting to the internet and scanning a qr code
literally the worst barrier to enter a bathroom i think i've ever seen :neocat_knife:
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emoticon to emoji autoconversion is possibly humanity's worst invention
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your skeleton is wet
and like
there's probably a skeleton inside you
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@ww@xyzzy.link need or want
cause like,
it's opposite ends for me ^^'
four is livable, but ten or eleven would be preferred
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@xyla@shitpost.trade well, that's just the united states
and yes, it's extremely cringe
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mature content implies the existence of immature content
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nsfw, lewd, tidy why
so, that experiment has concluded
tabasco classic recipe as lube.. ow
like, you start off and like ok, not so bad, little warm
and then it keeps getting hotter
and hotter
hotter still
till you can’t keep the motions happening anymore
and you're laughing in pain
tried to keep going for just a liitle longer and noped out
in the shower
water of normal warmth is so gosh darned hot
cooling, rinsing it off, washing it
doesn't help
opted to give oil a go (i keep some coconut oil in the bathroom for my hair ^^)
that helped, not fixed, but helped
actually managed to get to the point of.. ahem..
but even now, it's still burning a bit... the oil only really turned the intensity down, not really canceled the sensation
but yeah, lesson learned - capsaicin and the nether regions don't play nice
painful, to be sure, but still not quite to my limits of pain(?)
i do wonder how much pain it takes to black out from it
i wonder what my limits actually are
all that of course with the caveat of not being permanently damaged, pain can be fun, hospitalization is not
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@eri@mk.moth.zone can i pciture a critter instead..?
i'm better at that ok
but i don't know where to find one at this time of night...
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❌ stalking folks with traewelling
✅ stalking folks by remembering the camera and lens models they use and seeing who they share them with
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they used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other
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i would appear to be committing food crimes of the highest order
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@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be uhh
isn't yapping more the point of streams than actual gameplay?
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