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I wonder if a vampire's piss looks different cuz all they drink is blood. I'm assuming they can't drink water, or at least don't have to. And I'm assuming they piss at all.

Found out some dude on Hell's Kitchen sabotaged the guy sending out dishes by leaving the crab out of the crab risotto and it wasn't noticed, even after taste testing. Gordon was so proud of the trickery it became a common theme in later challenges. Technically the cook shouldn't have done it, but it's also the head's job to inspect dishes before they go out.

Name a thing and I'll tell you how horny it makes me.

@Rasp Well I'm told gayness is allowed in the game, so I dunno. Also, is there supposed to be drama?

@sand @prettygood I feel this. Songs have words mixed with music and it garbles my ability to pick out the sounds. Especially considering sometimes a singer will just fucking vocalize shit. Did you know in Poker Face, Lady Gaga actually says "fuck her face" half the time?

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com What will you do if I don't comply?

@tidest@fishpost.trade May do, may not do. :blobcatShrug:

@boghan@chaos.social Oh :neocat_hug_blob_sad:

@boghan@chaos.social Was this a routine check or did something happen to give you concern?

SEC. 24220. <> ADVANCED IMPAIRED DRIVING TECHNOLOGY. (a) Findings.--Congress finds that-- (1) alcohol-impaired driving fatalities represent approximately \1/3\ of all highway fatalities in the United States each year; (2) in 2019, there were 10,142 alcohol-impaired driving fatalities in the United States involving drivers with a blood alcohol concentration level of .08 or higher, and 68 percent of the crashes that resulted in those fatalities involved a driver with a blood alcohol concentration level of .15 or higher; (3) the estimated economic cost for alcohol-impaired driving in 2010 was $44,000,000,000; (4) according to the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology can prevent more than 9,400 alcohol-impaired driving fatalities annually; and (5) to ensure the prevention of alcohol-impaired driving fatalities, advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology must be standard equipment in all new passenger motor vehicles. (b) Definitions.--In this section: (1) Advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology.--The term ``advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology'' means a system that-- (A) can-- (i) passively monitor the performance of a driver of a motor vehicle to accurately identify whether that driver may be impaired; and (ii) prevent or limit motor vehicle operation if an impairment is detected; (B) can-- (i) passively and accurately detect whether the blood alcohol concentration of a driver of a motor vehicle is equal to or greater than the blood alcohol concentration described in section 163(a) of title 23, United States Code; and (ii) prevent or limit motor vehicle operation if a blood alcohol concentration above the legal limit is detected; or (C) is a combination of systems described in subparagraphs (A) and (B). (2) New.--The term ``new'', with respect to a passenger motor vehicle, means that the passenger motor vehicle-- (A) is a new vehicle (as defined in section 37.3 of title 49, Code of Federal Regulations (or a successor regulation)); and (B) has not been purchased for purposes other than resale. (3) Passenger motor vehicle.--The term ``passenger motor vehicle'' has the meaning given the term in section 32101 of title 49, United States Code. (4) Secretary.--The term ``Secretary'' means the Secretary of Transportation, acting through the Administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. (c) Advanced Drunk and Impaired Driving Prevention Technology Safety Standard.-- <> Subject to subsection (e) and not later than 3 years after the date of enactment of this Act, the Secretary shall issue a final rule prescribing a Federal motor vehicle safety standard under section 30111 of title 49, United States Code, that requires passenger motor vehicles manufactured after the effective date of that standard to be equipped with advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology. (d) <> Requirement.--To allow sufficient time for manufacturer compliance, the compliance date of the rule issued under subsection (c) shall be not earlier than 2 years and not more than 3 years after the date on which that rule is issued. (e) <> Timing.--If the Secretary determines that the Federal motor vehicle safety standard required under subsection (c) cannot meet the requirements and considerations described in subsections (a) and (b) of section 30111 of title 49, United States Code, by the applicable date, the Secretary-- (1) <> may extend the time period to such date as the Secretary determines to be necessary, but not later than the date that is 3 years after the date described in subsection (c); (2) <> shall, not later than the date described in subsection (c) and not less frequently than annually thereafter until the date on which the rule under that subsection is issued, submit to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation of the Senate and the Committee on Energy and Commerce of the House of Representatives a report describing, as of the date of submission of the report-- (A) the reasons for not prescribing a Federal motor vehicle safety standard under section 30111 of title 49, United States Code, that requires advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology in all new passenger motor vehicles; (B) the deployment of advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology in vehicles; (C) any information relating to the ability of vehicle manufacturers to include advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology in new passenger motor vehicles; and (D) <> an anticipated timeline for prescribing the Federal motor vehicle safety standard described in subsection (c); and (3) <> if the Federal motor vehicle safety standard required by subsection (c) has not been finalized by the date that is 10 years after the date of enactment of this Act, shall submit to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation of the Senate and the Committee on Energy and Commerce of the House of Representative a report describing-- (A) the reasons why the Federal motor vehicle safety standard has not been finalized; (B) the barriers to finalizing the Federal motor vehicle safety standard; and (C) <> recommendations to Congress to facilitate the Federal motor vehicle safety standard.

@sand I will also say this "She's got him like nobody" I keep hearing "She's got to love nobody" which I was interpreting as "she doesn't have to love anyone". I kinda justified this as this song is about her weaponizing her beauty for cards but it doesn't mean she's actually into "him", but it really just affirms how effective she's being at it.

@sand You seem to really like these rap type songs.

@sand The first thing they'd probably ask is how the sounds were made. Reactions would vary, but I think the average reaction would be fascination with the future. We've always been like that, I think.

@sand I do love the sound distortions here.

@sand

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I think I'll strangle whoever said this shit. Dripping with corpo poison.

@sand I don't really understand the social mechanics of that. To me it was just a list of cool websites. I guess it got hard to vet stuff?

@sand Bless ya, cuh. ❤️

@Rasp Gotta grind for that flame.

Big Girls Don't Cry is a big one for me. I keep thinking of the lyrics as something like "It's all sous vide, masai brigade!" When it's actually "It's personal, myself and I." Now the first part, I dunno how I got there. The second I can see though, if you ignore the -lf.

@newt@stereophonic.space Why?

@Rasp@raru.re I don't disagree.

@CapitalB@noauthority.social @lain@lain.com I would not have been surprised if the EU just decided to take a bunch of preservatives out of the bread so it doesn't last long, and/or euros just eat way more bread than us. Good to know it's not that bad.

This, too, is yuri.

@vitalis@dirtyknight.life Definitely AI. "will --- give me give me beautiful skin" Also the first entry has a day but the second doesn't.

@lain@lain.com Actually makes me sad. They fucked up Robin too.

@newt@stereophonic.space But then you'll only be able to fit it in the really big girls.

@sand I'm sure it has one. I'd just call it rap, but I don't know music well enough to say that's all it is. There's like a thousand subgenres.

Ok keyboard nerds. If I bought one with a non qwerty layout for shits and gigs, what would you recommend and why?

@sand Side note, in FGO they have Nikola Tesla as a character and he has a battle line "Lightning!" but it's transliterated Japanese as "raitoning!" and to me it sounds like "Lie to me!" which sounds like a romantic thing. XD As for your song, agreed. Also, what kinda Max Headroom voice filter is that?

@Rasp

names Mii Victoriya is a fan of Saga of Tanya Yeah I can see why.

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org Fucking chemistry. So acetone from keto. How do they deal with that? It's not like the poppy seed thing where you can just not eat those muffins.

@sand The webring ded. It used to be a massive list of fun and interesting websites. Could spend hours exploring them. Tended to be focused on old web aesthetics.

@lightning Oh, no. I'm just emulating the common response when someone kisses up to any cute popular girl on the internet.

@sand More like a complete misrepresentation of what it's supposed to be used for. If they'd advertised it as it was, they'd have a brief spike in popularity and some people would stick around. But that phrasing basically says "you can piggyback on this personal project of a small casual group of friends to boost your site rank", which means a sustained spike coming from people that don't give a shit beyond that.

@lightning@bv.umbrellix.org Howmst

@hannah@hai.z0ne.social @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com I mean it just focuses your vision on something small. Cats are night hunters, so they go wide to give them dark vision.

@lain@lain.com This is how some people think, though.

how is this sanitary? It's not, but you can easily fix that. Just like you do with your hands. You might not even need soap. Also, your immune system will survive the touch of a few strangers in your food.

I'm less sure about the bread, though. I don't eat all that much.

I think crazy and morally grey characters are hotter to me because they have something I don't. Kinda like how such characters sometimes "adopt" the resident goody two shoes character, in a sorta tsundere tough love way. I'm not coarse or moody around others. I kind of am by myself. I could not bring myself to be that way around others, but I don't think they're bad traits to have. Now, by that logic, I should also be into very sociable characters. And I am, but only certain kinds. For that matter, I'm not into all coarse characters. Some of them piss me off. But I also think more often than not it's a yay from me.