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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Any guy who tells me to calm down after stealing my chips will be disembowelled in the spot.
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mastodon 4.7.2🌸 🇯🇵 ♀️ , 🇬🇧 immigrant from North America. Early 20s, mostly a lurker on public timelines.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social modern America is dreaming of owning a yacht to sell it for food, shelter and healthcare
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I think he's just worrying about soiling his diaper. Big words and important concepts are too much for him to grasp.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social IFNO HEN (brought to you by Taiwan)
Something something, bird, egg, surplus value
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Maybe the Taco Bell sauce puts you in the hospital for other reasons? 💩
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @pitd@mstdn.social I thought that was his unmentionables? Wait, how are they holding TP and why am I mentioning them???
Guy on the left has been sitting there so long his fingers have begun to fuse to each other. Good luck wiping, Bro!
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @c64whiz@oldbytes.space Folding in half eight times seems generous too
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social She's right, it looks less dirty. Or maybe wash your dirty walls!
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@NickEast_IndieWriter training the cat to eat like that and wear shorts must've bee quite a grind on it's own though.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social *walks into a steak place*
Server: How would you like your meat?
Diner: Extra well done.
Server: You mean well done?
Diner: No, cook it until it's well done and then cook it twice over.
Server *dies*
