mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchCurrently: covered in cat hair and running shoes, doing tech ops at EFF.
Previously: stardust, stars
Extremely not a professional account. Tikkun olam motherfucker
"being awake" -- not as easy as they would have you believe
Nooo more discourse
Nooo more takes
Nooo more chatbot's
Baaad deepfakes
Loooog off of Twitter
Loooog off forever
Log off and touuuuuuch grass
(low bitrate kabooming)
Where was I? I was at work, we were all gathered around a tiny CRT TV in my manager's cube, and by far my clearest memory of the day is the company owner saying in a hush, "This is going to have a huge effect on the economy."
@lzg@mastodon.social now is the winter of our discontent
I'm not saying they should, I'm just saying it's proof we're not living in the absolute worst possible version of capitalism that Jenga isn't running a special promotion today
ok, let's
I can't believe this new map makes Florida look even more like a dick
I've been perfecting my speedwork playlist and good news, now I know how I will die
Going back and listening to NoMeansNo's final album, All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt, for the last time in some years, and remembering how I thought it was a bit too pop-punk on release, and, well, let's just say I had a strange definition of pop-punk
may you be safe
may you be loved
may you never hear the words "from a brand perspective,"
OK but what if I am a flof?
Hey you, do you want an ICE detention center in the East Bay? You don't look like a complete asshole, so I'm pretty sure you don't. Here's how you can submit a public comment against a new one opening in Dublin: https://tinyurl.com/IOD-EA-Toolkit
heirloom tomatoes? More like hairlump tomatoes! (hairlumps are delicious)
Moby-Dick or, The Whale in the neighborhood LFL, this is not a drill!!
Well well well, look who's back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnTgZzgk110
