Eva

@golgaloth@writing.exchange literally *ANYthing* other than the metric system

@alice -chef kiss- Perfection -Loud mouth click- Nice! Changing my domi to only have this setting Telling people they can unlock my horny And then dying when my heart explodes

@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys

@mcc thats the neat part.... (Spoiler... its not at all neat and im a liar)

@alice -googling belladonna and wolfsbain and every scary snake- I think im doing this right

@theorangetheme @alice :neocat_laugh_nervous:

@pinkprius@chaos.social @nico@toot.exchange I am already sitting here rotting. I dony think I can work less hard without dying

@alice :revblobfoxsmirk:

@alice @catsalad assaulted by tiny hands of folks wanting to pets?

@alice@lgbtqia.space military tactics against the military police. Perfectly balanced as all thing should be.

@COSAntiFascists @adrienne I wish cash were more reliable to send or crypto less ... erratic and more trustworthy a financial method. *sigh* not like debit / credit cards are more than 1% ish better...

@alice@lgbtqia.space "JAHSEESUS KHARRRRIIISST" I think I captured the accent right lol

@catsalad@infosec.exchange not today clippy! I can always see through your disguises

@alice you'll know it's a good store if everything has pockets. Pants Shirts Bras Even the pots and pans have pockets!!

@ics fucking fantastic Succinct and precise

@alice fuuuuuuu Allliiiiccccceeeeee You're killllllinnnnnggggg mmemeeeeee A girl can only handle so much yearn~~~~~~

@alice I notice there is no box for "locks yet to successfully be picked" There is a reason they are the best

@Anzeliane goddess your gorgeous :neocat_pleading: Its so hard to browse this site sometimes Too many pretty people that make me yearn so hard (Also that bulge is so fantastically formed. It draws the eye so much and it looks so... :neocat_reach_drool: )

@adrienne Goodluck. Proton *was* my infosec move. Im back to a bit of square zero again. Ive been working on too many oth3r things to solve this one right now. Ill love to hear whatever you find. @werawelt

@werawelt Thats a messaging app Email unfortunately is still needed for too many services. Unless this also supports a mail server? @adrienne

@younata ugh yes... please keep threatening me with a good time big daddy corpo.

@adrienne fuuuuu.... What is the alternative? Just roll my own? Fucking hell...

@sashag@anarres.family a damn crying shame indeed

@blursedtexts@jorts.horse this is skewed by our president eating three McDonald's resturaunts a day. The number should be much higher and his dataset excluded