Today we are all Belgians. #USMNThttps://apnews.com/article/falorin-balogun-suspension-world-cup-e5a5cab5731a916808601be93cb36832
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchParts unknown. Multiple passports. History, baseball, and general whingeing.
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Temper your disappointment in the #england #argentina match result knowing that we're just three months away from puck drop on another #torontomapleleafs season. #canada
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@PaulBusch@cosocial.ca It's really weird when a standup slams your hometown in a special and you totally agree with everything but still feel kind of hurt at the same time. It's a place where some of us are from is one of the nicer things I can say.
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party Three cats cannot hold that pose long enough to be photographed. Punches would have been thrown before any human could reach for their phone.
Can one complain about an otherwise lovely free breakfast if there were three (!) carafes of hot chocolate but no regular coffee? I can!
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@lisagetspolitik@union.place
Linkage:
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-s1-5723968/epstein-files-trump-accusation-maxwell
Deny and stall worked for a surprisingly long time for Nixon, then all of a sudden his whole lie-based defense came apart.
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
I personally welcome the imposition of Danelaw on these formerly Anglo-Saxon lands.
Velkommen, overherrer! #denmark
With all sympathy to Ankara, It's a hard no on Article 5 if these feckless idiots in DC try to invoke it after and Iran fired a missile at Turkey as retaliation for a war the US and Israel started. #uspol
This Yankees-Giants game has been straight up trash, but Bert Kreischer seems to be enjoying himself. #baseball
If you're one of those diehards who complains about "hydration breaks", you have to do it every single time, right, even as everyone around you tunes your blowhard take out? From the perspective of a middle aged man, I quite like having 3 minutes to go take a leisurely piss and not miss any of the match. Get over yourselves. #worldcup
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@aaron.rupar What does their taste in music have anything to do with it, Mr. President?
Can we now openly support independence for Puerto Rico and Hawaii if el presidente is not even going to try to hide interference in elections in #alberta and #quebec ? #canadahttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-election-interference-9.7358685
Hey kids. This is what work feels like most days, but don’t worry because it only lasts 40 years or so. Have fun!
I'll be setting foot on home soil in #Canada this Saturday for the first time in three years, so being greeted with a red carpet, ticker tape, a 20 box of Timbits, and a cold pint of St-Ambroise Apricot Wheat Ale would be pretty nice. Thanks in advance!
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@dtm@mastodon.cc
If only there was some happy medium between a system that offers 2 parties for 343 million people and the Euro alternative of 343 parties for a country of 2 million.
Did you know H-Net has been on Mastodon since 2022? Give them a follow, historians, because we're all sailing this rickety pirate ship together. #history@HNet_Humanities@h-net.social@hnet_reviews@h-net.social
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@redsgamefeed@social.dairydemon.net
Consider yourself lucky for having seen it; there haven't been many this year from him.
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@ryan2one3@mstdn.ca I’m fine with it as a hobby I suppose right up until he gets nominated for a Golden Globe. But yeah, he’s a legit actor now. Dunno your age bracket, but way back in the day Wayner got to host SNL and it was hilarious in its awfullness. Waikiki hockey is the sketch if you can find it. He nearly got every hockey player a preemptive lifetime ban from dramatic acting.
We Ontarians are supposed to stand together, but it blows my mind that a professional reprobate like Sean Avery has been in three Christopher Nolan films since retiring from the #NHL. Shoresy, yes, that made perfect sense and was pretty entertaining. #hnomhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm1936239/
Someday we'll all fondly remember this week as the time when we could go back to wearing pants without feeling hot and uncomfortable. #kentucky
Hugs and hat tips to Norway, but it’s coming home through enemies new and old. #WorldCup #englandhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Vat8grXR-go&is=rB0e7nX0NVpLFpXJ
¿Cómo se dice "va te faire foutre" en español? #france #spain #worldCuphttps://apnews.com/article/spain-france-world-cup-racism-mariano-rajoy-d794c05fc9ebcbf7876148674c9f8697
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@bucachowchow@mstdn.party
As much as I want to get into it, I see your Ukrainian flag and mockery of all the R chumps I mock and realize we'd probably get along really well if not for different #baseball allegiances.
I’m guessing 95% of my fellow Americans are unaware of or indifferent to this, but let me ask how we would feel if an IRGC hacker or sleeper cell took out one of our power or water treatment plants. These acts are war crimes and a boatload of admin members will need to face trial for this some day. #uspolhttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/18/world/iran-war-strikes-trump-hormuz?unlocked_article_code=1.ylA.LoDL.LkX9oy59T56M&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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@lilleffie@mstdn.social @Herndonite@mastodon.online
If he who shall not be named made the call and was coy about it or said nothing, it would be a different story. But the corruption always has to be brazen, to taint everyone who comes into his orbit. It is incredibly shitty for the players and I do sympathize with them.
Just wondering how you get thought of as a foreign policy “expert” despite supporting policies that consistently backfire or lead the country into quagmire. Self-nomination, backed up by a weak press? #uspol #LindseyGraham
Now that what's done is done, I think I can re-engage with this team and start looking forward to next season. Pete Walker has got a couple of projects in Jose Soriano, to a lesser extent, and Spencer Arrighetti, but fixing starters is what he does about as well as anybody. It's been a rough summer for us in Birdland North if you'd like to get out your tiny violin. #bluejays #mlb
What other Satanic office supplies am I going to find here?
The first “half” of was a series of unmitigated disasters, so how about we try something new tonight on the South Side? #bluejays
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@AC2N@mastodon.social @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
Forces massing in the Putrid Sea...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syvash
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@npr@flipboard.com @world-news-npr 🤭 don't call or email me on Tuesday or Wednesday afternoon, svp.