Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥

I had a dream that I invented a wearable fungus clothing line At first, I wasn't sure it would be practical or comfortable, but it's growing on me

Proposal to Unicode for a guillotine emoji

@kingmoth@mastodon.social @jnl@hcommons.social The entire point is gender, and an opportunity to reflect on how you relate to misogyny and feminism, and you have failed to do so.

HOW AM I ONLY NOW LEARNING THAT MARY PARKER FOLLETT WAS GAY!? #MPF

@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @OrionKidder@mas.to @koen_hufkens@mastodon.social that's true of literally anything You can add vanilla to anything to make it more delicious, even to vanilla itself!

If anyone asks you to work 7 days a week, that should be a once a year thing for a genuinely urgent priority that is highly likely to materially impact humans imminently Working 7 days a week is a Black Swan event: a rare exception, on the order of log4j or WannaCry Not, for comparison, like weekly critical network security software vulnerabilities — ("Massive slam on Fortinet out of nowhere", said Gideon) — but for the unusual, atypical, anomalous catastrophes

@irene@discuss.systems roasted cherry sounds interesting! Have you made that before? How does it change the cherry flavor?

@timhutton@mathstodon.xyz just wait until your son discovers the belt trick https://youtu.be/rC0jAICfNwc https://youtu.be/Vfh21o-JW9Q https://youtu.be/vePEKN4wiHU https://youtube.com/shorts/yUw-jKApnIU These are like gateway drugs before getting into the good stuff like Brouwer's fixed point theorem or the hairy ball theorem or the Jordan curve theorem, or the Banach-Tarski paradox! You have some good times ahead of you!

@kamatahvel why does the bigger subordinate not simply eat the smaller subordinate?

@rmondello the gendering of the kid was disappointing. I know that the author was projecting onto the hypothetical kid, but that's how it's been for decades, supporting the image that computing is for boys, and the rest of us are chopped liver

@b0rk@social.jvns.ca @aredridel@kolektiva.social I've used JawsDB as a MariaDB service via Heroku that manages hosting, backups, and scaling for my SQL MariaDB. That's been relatively frictionless, at reasonable prices. In comparison to the AWS EC2/lightsail instances I manage with sqlite DBs, it's overall cheaper AND handles backups for me (and probably scales better, but my traffic is very low)

@kimlockhartga@beige.party @alice@lgbtqia.space ^ that is what makes this accurate: "Reviewing an application is lower effort than trying to fix the damage from an attack." Moderators have to review hundreds of applications to prevent a single attack. But because the damage of accumulated attacks is both long-lasting and affects audiences beyond a single direct target, reviewing remains a lower effort investment Preventing attacks is also ethically worthwhile, adding ethos to logos and pathos! Never let meritocracy trolls reduce us to only using logos and rational arguments as persuasive tools

@swick That was a terrific explanation of a lot of subtle things, thank you!

@quephird@tech.lgbt looks delicious

@quephird@tech.lgbt yeah, I almost warned you about that, but mentioning that is likely to lead you to see spoilers. It was really disappointing.

@realn2s yes, it will be recorded!

@airshipper @risottobias mmmm, then they get real salty just how I like it

@jawnsy @sophieschmieg mostly it fizzles because I'm a killjoy (still falling my way off the burnout train)

@Viss @dangoodin years ago there was a vulnerability in which credentials (OAuth tokens IIRC) were exposed in plaintext in every API message sent from a Slack API to another SaaS API I've seen similar patterns in other situations, and I see confused deputy issues regularly (and I imagine increasingly frequently with agentic attack surfaces) Seems like a ripe landscape to take advantage of privesc "OpenClaw" is a good name because I imagine it scuttling sideways to move laterally between allll the things (with a *cough* paring knife, of course)

@Darkphoenix No, that's predominantly Christianity

@alwayscurious strongly agree, but manufactured "crises" in which workplaces demand employees work weekends for everyday feature investments are an entirely different problem that should not ever exist I've heard of *multiple* circumstances like this across the tech industry while interviewing candidates in the last few months

@Elliptickiwi yeah but you have to do the eyebrow thing

@laudanum@hachyderm.io 😇😉🙃

@InfoSecSherpa@infosec.exchange 🤷🏼‍♀️ bit of both. I think there's responsibility in a software developer to assess potential impact of how their software might amplify weaknesses or threats in the systems that users might put their software into

@recursive yeah, unfortunately all too relevant to why I started writing to begin with!

@f4grx @lordkhan bringing up edging reminds me of when I had to stop an engineering meeting to ask engineers to stop using the phrase "bottoming out"

@irene 💞 I don't know much about fibro but I noticed becoming a lot more aware of my ME/CFS challenges while taking my first serious break from work (It's been almost a full year since I started seeking a specialist to help, and I'm still 2 months away from seeing a specialist, due to extended wait lists)

@adamshostack stupendously silly sibilant syzygy. Solid service in spirit, sir!

@nomenloony I would absolutely not touch a report unless I had explicit consent, and only in limited circumstances (like offering a hug to a familiar report, or offering to help with something)

@stekopf no touching!

@mmlvx@infosec.exchange I don't get it either. It's not "funny". So I thought it was serious, and I don't understand why he misled me on that

@beccadax@soincredibly.gay so I have good/bad news about Caprica (the prequel series)

@CIMB4@norden.social @jspath55@chaos.social 🤷🏼‍♀️ the "groan at a bad joke" meaning was clear

@renata@cosocial.ca real

@badsamurai@infosec.exchange @InfoSecSherpa@infosec.exchange not a whisper! It's a disappointing product underinvestment on the scale of AWS being far behind the curve in providing capabilities like IAM Policy Analyzer (that actually works reliably as security engineers expect it to) I think the tech industry is ripe for AI companies to invest in guided harnesses, frameworks, libraries, or infrastructure scaffolding patterns to show opinionated, effective, and secure paradigms for leveraging agents that operate across assets from code to data and infrastructure and operations — starting with something like Cedar but for agent authz.

@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space I'm interested in how you'll store an atlas

@dangoodin@infosec.exchange @adamshostack@infosec.exchange but what if [insert secret conspiracy theory here involving Dan being bribed with delicious chocolates]

@muddle@infosec.exchange if only LLMs were similarly inclined when they recognize a mistake

@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange better than the mushroom our president appears to be planning 🙃💀

@http_error_418@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social I have fond memories of rocket jumping and pipe bomb jumping in QuakeTF

@kvc High Output Management by Andrew Grove