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All of the news today is horrible so I’ve been basically spending the entire day cuddled next to my girlfriend and taking naps in between word games.
OMFG I’M GOING TO SOCAL AGAIN IN SIX DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The formally-known-as “Top Fitness” place down the street from us has now rebranded itself to “360 Fitness” which proves that they realized that bottoms can want to be fit as well.
ok... I _finally_ wrote the summary for my latest PR and because my Product Manager/Girlfriend approved of it, i.e., she said it "looks cromulent to me", I think it's ready to merge!!!
I asked Becca to carry me out of bed into the kitchen to get my cup of coffee, and then bring me to the living room, all while continuing to scratch my head and back… and she said no.
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Ok… the gummie is dropping now… but nevertheless just looking at the demos and the docos for SwiftTUI, this shit is wiiillldddddddd:
Becca just explained to me how Swift’s parameter packs are used and why… and my mind is blown…
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ALL RIGHT, FINE… I’LL PUT ON A BRA SO I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PUT MY FUCKING IPHONE WHILE I COOK AND DJ AND DANCE IN KITCHEN WHILE IN MY BLACK VELVET GOWN
#GirlProblems
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• start new batch of dough ✅
• take gummie ✅
• blast favorite prog house tracks ✅
• turn on oven ✅
• finalize dough ✅
• prepare toppings ✅
• bake pizza
• EAT PIZZA
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WHELP… I just read about why Cas Anvar left the show. Why are men…
ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ__ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ
#TheExpanse
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OMFG… the direction of the scene in which Robbie rescues Naomi was some of the most stunningly realistic and emotionally stirring work I have ever watched in television or film…
#TheExpanse
I just determined that if Chewbacca had a sister, her name ought to be Chewbecca.
#DeepThoughts #StarWars
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@evacide@hachyderm.io That is a seriously badass response, wow…
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OK… HERE IT IS:
Diced up spicy basil fried rice with bell peppers, green beans, onions, and garlic sauce, mixed in after whitening diced chicken along with sambal oelek, with mozzarella, and after baking topped with diced pistachios.
YUMMMMMM…
I’m upset that there exists Swift mangling but not Swift womangling
#DeepThoughts
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If Lyndon Johnson had been the first person to set foot on the moon, the message to the Earth would have been instead, “One small step for man— *lets out giant belch*— uh, one giant leap for mankind.”
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This show, dude…
THIS FUCKING SHOW…
#TheExpanse
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I was absolutely floored when Paster mansplains to Avasarala that _she_ needs to think “rationally and objectively” not “emotionally”, as it’s the _other_ way around.
#TheExpanse
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com ꒰🔴ᵕ‿ᵕ🔴꒱
I _looooooove_ this font!!!
https://github.com/seeddisperser/kelmscott-mono
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Also, the local grocery store sells… Crayola throat lozenges??? Like… does wax help with that???
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@thephd@pony.social lmao... is this why you remain in the C world? ;P
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@ticky@slime.global It's like you're having blood drawn twice: once in the first place, and again by dealing with Excel.
I'm so sorry. 💛💛💛
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MY FAVORITE TECH/FOODIE FRIEND IS PAYING ATTENTION THIS THREAD I SEE 😻😻😻
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SEASON FIVE FINALE
#TheExpanse
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@caroline@chaosfem.tw @viq@social.hackerspace.pl @pthariensflame@social.treehouse.systems
OMG I LOVE THAT GAME
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com I think the more important research question is: which has greater viscosity, the dog’s body, or its tongue?
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com oh wow… that’s an _old_ HP!
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@caroline@chaosfem.tw OMFG HE'S EITHER A FUTURE MATHEMATICIAN OR COMPUTER SCIENTIST
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Before I lose this thought and return to drawing, can anyone point me to any resources regarding compiler and/or REPL architecture, specifically that talk about the challenges of making a REPL for a language _that compiles to byte code_?
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@itgrrl@infosec.exchange OMG I didn’t even think of that!!!
:O :O :O
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I just _had_ to share this with you.
https://bsky.app/profile/histoftech.bsky.social/post/3mqdz64hick24
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I'm writing unit tests using the Swift Testing framework now and OMFG I LOVE PARAMETERIZED TESTS AAAAAAAAAA 😻😻😻
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com Ok, but can you at least disclose if it can run DooM?
@xan@xantronix.social
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noooo
NOOOOOO
Not Alex…
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#TheExpanse
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@niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be YESSSSSSSS PLEASE DOOOOOO