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mastodon 4.7.2They/Them. Mid-life #trans guy actively transitioning. Total short king. Tattooed, pierced and #kinky since the 90s. #AuDHD. #Textile artist. #Gardening in Köppen BSk, zone 5b on land that is unceded territories of the Ute, Arapahoe, and Cheyenne peoples.
**I will be in #SanFrancisco for the #FolsomStreetFair the last weekend in September.
avatar - relache's heavily-pierced left ear
header - a handmade sign reading "we can't afford Trump"
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Joined October 17, 2024
kinks:
rope, "with my hands," small Dom/tall sub
how old?:
older Gen X with a young face
FetLife:
looking for:
a house boy, a pup, a drag bingo wingman, let's negotiate
I gave out several hundred stickers today at my local NoKings protest. 🤩i love gift economy.
I got a half dozen zines, some stickers, a bracelet, bubbles, and two whistles.
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@socalgecko@woof.group Sunset Blvd is old, we should not be surprised it has to pee a lot in the night now.
#TIL that Woody Guthrie wrote a song about racist housing and rental discrimination in 1954, based entirely on Fred Trump, Guthrie's then-landlord, and father of the the worst president this country has ever experienced.
New hat for summer. #trans
This is Royal, he lives four doors over, and he showed up this week to formally announce he would be supervising my gardening. Sweet boy but very demanding of pets.
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@elfkin@woof.group when I lived just two blocks from San Francisco's Union Square I got to experience this level of urban shenanigans. Hang in there!
Fresh flowers, incense and a beeswax candle on the altar.
Turned the Wheel of the Year to "Estival" - into summer
Drew an alchemical tile to indicate an energetic focus or method to use until the next turn of the wheel: iron. Iron is one of the seven metals, is associated with Mars, the third chakra and the process of Separation.
And I will be streaming THE WICKER MAN (1973) later this evening.
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@allpoints@mstdn.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world
there are a ton of variations of this available, https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts?query=rabbit+dilly+dally
Today's eye procedure left me functional enough that I baked cookies to cheer myself up.
First weather site says it's 82F but feels like 80F.
Second weather site says it's 80F but feels like 91F.
Third weather site says it's 79F but feels like 77F.
I have contemplated installing a thermometer on the side of the shed that I can see from the house, and clearly that would really simplify things.
I'm going to open the front door and see whether I feel unphased or appalled.
(one door opening later)
Okay, I'd call that unphased in the shade but appalled in the sun.
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Sexually suggestive public utility repairs
For the nth time since we cleaned out the family house in Seattle a few years back, my younger sibling asked if I had this one specific Betty Crocker cookbook of Mom's. We never found it, which is kinda weird, but there you go.
I went online, found a copy in decent shape and bought it. From 1961, the illustrations are etched in my memory, but I was a teen before I realized the mustaches and goatees on the housewives were hand-drawn additions from Mom. The new one won't look exactly right.
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@James@woof.group Wow, that's some data. Time to assemble a Corsi-Rosenthal box or two to scrub the inside air.
The predicted multiple inches of slow-release water arrived overnight. Hang in there, lilacs!
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@wffl most folks who want a really "economical" witch hat buy them from costume/masquerade stores. they are often made from a lightweight nylon fabric and have wired edges to hold their shape.
What I would call a "nice" witch hat, as a costumer, is a proper hat made from sturdy felt. That will hold it's shape without being wired. A stunning array of this sort of hat can be found on Etsy.
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@OGJester@pnw.zone the Old Man was arrested at a KKK meeting in 1927. Let's just call it a century.
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@tiamat271@mastodon.online you are correct these were zines i picked up from others, but here are the backs of those six (same order), many of which have further contact info.
#Zines
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@PapyrusBrigade@mstdn.ca when I called the wildlife center, we discussed reuniting but based on the ongoing near-hurricane wind gusts, they felt taking the squirrel in was the better option.
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@elfkin@woof.group I have friends and family who are biologically scent-intolerant, and become disabled when they encounter those sorts of scents in the world.
Sadly, it's become the trend to have intensive artificial scents in products again.
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