Ashwin Dixit

@icyx@gaygeek.social @Kingu@sakurajima.moe With great power, comes the ability to #SolarPunk the world, make energy free, and end electricity bills once and for all.

@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot My Master! He has awakened from his multi-eon slumber and returned to this realm! All hail! 💀

@adamghill Godzilla shooting purple rays out of his mouth? Novel concept! Love it! 😍

@dgar@aus.social The Chief Ranger added: "The band members are often found in a daze, with a stoned and vacant look in their eyes, probably the result of communing with dark spirits in the woods while smoking weed. We are so glad to rescue these lost souls and reintegrate them into society, by sending them back to their sanitaria, prisons, orphanages, juvenile detention facilities, or whatever hell these misfits crawled out of."

@Lydie@tech.lgbt Don't worry. I'll terminate AI before that happens. I'm a..nevermind. 😃

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @lednaBM@stranger.social "Well, those commie pinkos are always waving the rainbow flag with seven colors in our face. Now they're opposing a note? Goddamn it, they said they were about Dee Eee Eye. Ain't Fa one of the seven notes? Why they hatin' on Fa? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do! Ain't these punks ever heard the sound of music?"

@alvaromontoro More like a "NO TRESPASSING" sign.

@ingo @Endof10 @gemeinsamfuerhalbe Install Linux, for evolution! :heart_fire_purple: ✊

@petersuber@fediscience.org Here is a criticism of Microsoft that doesn't pull punches: https://rant.li/ashwin/castles-made-of-sand

@Tutanota@mastodon.social "The Authorities" ? https://rant.li/ashwin/castles-made-of-sand

@tdp_org@mastodon.social

1. Move purposefully and fix things.

2. Move things and don't breakfast on Meth.

@somebody@tech.lgbt @apLundell@timeloop.cafe @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Also, we're all living in Amerika: https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM