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janka owoce (is in warsaw)
@owoce@chaos.social
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i like computers and stuff (ask me about react server components). i like longboarding a lot! sometimes i try playing with music things, maybe one day i'll even finish a track. also if u ask nicely i can 3d print u something
late 20s, 🏳️🌈
my handle means "fruit" (plural) in polish
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Joined January 19, 2025
OH: "was there something you wanted, or did you just feel like meowing on the radio"
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@rebane2001@infosec.exchange this is good for the phone right
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@xyla@shitpost.trade 🐀 this is what squeak performance looks like
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@rebane2001@infosec.exchange okay, yay :)
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@hazelnot@sunbeam.city @sammy@cherrykitten.gay @xyla@shitpost.trade an alternative translation would be sth like
jebane¹ kurwa² komputery³
fucking¹ computers³, fuck²
you can't rly interject "fuck" as flexibly as "kurwa" so here it has to move to the end
the alternative is to turn "fuck" into "fucking", which preserves the order but yields the silly "fucking¹ fucking² computers³".
it says my name
it says: "▜▙▓▒░░ ▙▚ ▗▘ ▗▘ ▗▘ ▘"
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@mei@donotsta.re i like that although "zbiór otknięty" also has a nice ring to it
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@spacekatia@girlcock.club it's a very un-tummy thursday :'(
meow -w-
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@cybertailor @kookie hmm well "electrocutie" is close to "electrocutee" (as opposed to "electrocuter"), which suggests that it's the one being electrocuted
but i'd say pick whichever's electro-cuter
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@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io "deser" is actually how u spell "dessert" in polish
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@j-g00da tangent but i've never heard "boat city" as a term for łódź before, it's beautiful
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@merlin@toot.kif.rocks poland: no
❎ is the "yesn't"/"jein" emoji
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@kookie (like all proper visionaries, my brilliant ideas are actually stolen)
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@janamarie@mystical.garden i saw this again today and i really like how this looks like a bright geometric thing with a black void behind it
kinda like this video but brighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpGp-22t0lU
Battles - Atlas
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@janamarie@mystical.garden oooo this is sick
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@milobyte@sunny.garden kinda feels like a robot manta ray :o
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@j-g00da@donotsta.re was this one friendlier than the ones from before
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@kookie ok this one was funny so i'm claiming credit
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@pollyglot @whitequark this sentence looks like it should fit into the opening line of RHCP's Under The Bridge, but unfortunately it doesn't :( (too many syllables)
good sentence out of context
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@berber nah if u think it's corny-dominant then you're the one who's wrong
Kornél Kovács – Szikra
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@berber these are not mutually exclusive and in fact both are true
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@xyla@shitpost.trade yeah poland's really the wurst
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@berber i voted "legendary" bc it goes hard as hell, but like idk. there's a cheesiness to it yknow. anyway yeah i think more nuanced answers should be allowed
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@merlin@toot.kif.rocks wrt usage in food/drink, the polish wiki article p much only refers to german things, but also mentions this drink from belgium: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_wine
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@domi btw the slop deflector could use a word-break: break-all or sth so it can wrap, it makes the whole page side-scroll on mobile
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@elly yeah i got my A1 about a year ago and i'm pretty disappointed with their attempts at closing everything off :(
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@mei@donotsta.re wait what's a sesbian