Owashii 🐾

The first rule of bite club is *homf*

I attempted to clean up the forest of empty cardboard in the living room but energy levels were like "no" after like three, so I compromised with me and did a little vacuuming I kinda miss coffee x3

I'm am awakeypaws

It's cool when I am informed that I am responsible for someone going "awawa" at all or more than they did before I'm contagious!

I was going to add option 3: pawrest, but that would have won unanimously and this would be useless for curiosity data

Awawaaaa

@gwenthefops@booping.synth.download I don't know if just leaving it at "460 years ago" was intentional but I love the idea that this happened during like the Renaissance or something

@soatok@furry.engineer I got put on a deferral list for Red Cross because I admitted to doing gay things (this was pre-transition) and was told later on (after they apparently changed their mind on that whole anti-gay thing, not sure if they changed back or something) I could get taken off if I called and I don't have the spoons to undo something that shouldn't have been there in the first place. Shame because donated blood genuinely saved my life in 2014 but bigotry means I was never allowed to pay that back in kind.

@zuthal@floofy.tech I was a harness kid true story: my mom had to keep me on a harness to stop me from climbing vending machines up until I was old enough for ADHD medication

@gavi@bagel.ing I'm an anthro corgi plushie with a squeaker in my belly and in my nose. I have one headmate who's a regular anthro corgi and another who is a very large corgi centaur. Tricorgs!

Today I learned that Plural Pride Day is the third Saturday of every July, so happy Plural Pride Day!! Shout out to my headmates @artemis@pounced-on.me and @tabitha@macrofurs.social for branching off and making our friends be like "hell yeah more friends per friend!!"

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but: awooooo!!!

@goaty@meow.social @ben@mastodon.lubar.me I was literally about to respond calling him that, he would fuck with a cop just for laughs and get away with it because cartoon logic

@Hatwolf@meow.social After re-reading what you posted more carefully and seeing that it's about an openly /trans/ woman: a) Cis men would kind of make sense given that transition is part of being trans, as long as the role is treated respectfully, no issues. b) Cis women would have me questioning the choice given that if a media character is openly trans, then it's important enough to be part of their identity and I feel like having a cis woman defeats that purpose. c) Trans woman is ideal, absolutely yes do that, good on them for getting it right. d) Non-binary I'd be like "oh hey they got someone non-cis to voice someone non-cis, that was cool of them."

Paws?

it fukken wimdy /and/ fukken raimy

Being Normal™ about paws, day ending in Y stuff

Dogs is unasleep

@goaty@meow.social @ben@mastodon.lubar.me Okay fair, I have not watched Looney Toons since like 2008 x3

"You're in luck: you've landed a free trial of Microsoft 365 personal" ahahaahahaa no

I disabled Cortana and completely forgot about it, even peeled off the little sticker for it startled me when she was like "Hello!"

I remember my dad reformatting computers when I was growing up (He'd call it blazing them) and it was a lot of command prompts and things that I didn't understand It's easier to do now but there's so many layers of "look, this thing! Wanna install it!?"

Dogs on the road

pet peeve: pronouncing "sudoku" as "suduku" This probably should not bother me as much as it does, but here we are x3

Paws o'clock, morning edition beep boop 🐾

M'leggy *sticks it out too far and it falls off* aw damn it, not again

Caution: this post contains words

Original plan: post a parody thing of the lyrics to Tubthumping ("I get knocked down, but I get up again") except "up" and "down" are reversed Realization: "knocked up" has alternate meanings and the main modern definition doesn't have to do with actual directions So, you get this self-referential nonsense instead

@gwenthefops@booping.synth.download We've got three corgis and a nanobot swarm

JFC = Jesus Fried Chicken "you telling me a jesus fried this chicken?" yes, yes he did.

@gwenthefops@booping.synth.download Gonna assume they probably meant 460 million years ago but, yes, awesome to think that was the rebirth that everyone spoke of: the emergence of lobsters

self-overheard: "How did this— oh, right, I cleaned it. No wonder it's so clean."

john jacob jingleheimer joestar his stand is my stand too whenever we go out, Dio always shout: "Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!🎶

Awawa *wags and falls down*

Wow! Dog noises! Bark bark bark