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@flargh@mastodon.social Is there some reason that we are all assuming Larry is just a passive spectator to all this political carnage?

@grassrootsforeurope@mas.to Help us Binface. You're are only hope.

@adhdeanasl @chertridge You had me at "Hello".

@dgar@aus.social The worst part? Rick's cool; he would have no problem with sharing the password. Why they gotta make him out to be selfish like this?

@lzg Not all men!

@randahl@mastodon.social I would say every one of these items is in the pipeline now, except for Britain going back to the EU. An independent Scotland will join the EU before Britain will again.

@cmconseils@mastodon.social Also, the worm would then be homeless!

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt If I was that interviewer I would totally call your bluff!

@stephanieburgis@wandering.shop Holding one's gaze sounds fun, but as a bird-lover I prefer murder.

@xkcd@mastodon.com.br I saw a documentary on this trend just the other day. Some journalist named... Max? He was very angry.

@gutenberg_org@mastodon.social Innovation is often driven by desperation. Is anyone who is standing by and admiring this clever cow, asking why it is suffering such an itchy back?

@resuna Possible they meant it in the Star Trek sense? But I don't want to disrupt your point (in the Romulan sense).

@LarsFosdal@mastodon.social I am afraid you are not reading the instructions correctly. That picture is clearly a tulip-style beer goblet used most commonly with Belgian ales.

@Popehat@mastodon.social When I was young, "hating one's parents" was caused by rock and roll. Hateful parents are always looking for a reason why their children pull away from them. And that reason is never them.

@sennoma @flargh Sure. Also why can't Harry Potter just use the Force?

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party We can still wear green hats and bow ties in our Teslas, right?

@bestiaexmachina Clever, but the she's fighting a war we have already lost, as evidenced by your unintentional product placement advertising for both Auto de Monats and Huawei.

@fesshole I'll wager that man is would tell us the exact same thing.

@rail_@bark.lgbt @the_wiggler@mastodon.social Yay. Looks like we get all 50 shades of gray.

@saraislet@infosec.exchange (Meanwhile at GenAI headquarters) "Oh great GenAI, please tell us how we might best take vengance upon Insecurity Princess for this slander upon you." GenAI - "That is a great question! If you will review her first sentence..." (Hours later) https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2025/11/12/us-mint-makes-last-penny/87217730007/

@Daojoan@mastodon.social Sweet, creamy desserts and fascism do not mix. Let us remember the words of our parents: "No ice cream, until you've cleaned your room!"

@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social To be honest, the buttholes I encounter aren't typically this fancy. Do you hang out with celebrities?

@lolennui@mstdn.social Has Elon ever actually held a job? With a company he did not own?