remember to pay your artists in both cold hard cash and publicity at the same time, they deserve both <3
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@memdmp@catgirl.center
sharkey 2025.4.7least questionable user on fedi
(follow reqs 4 vibes, description heavily uses mfm and desperately needs an update)
HTTP/2 200
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accept-pronouns: *
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server: Neobot/1.0 CatHTTP/0.7 Alpine/3.23
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some idiotic brand of shitposter
it (usually) posts as singlet, very much isnt one behind the scenes though - probably not median either. not all statements represent the view of the entire system.
it may mh-post w/ cw on follow only posts - pls dont b overly concerned
it is perpetually eepy, injects estradiol regularly, is running out of char space aaalet rs = include_str!(
"./response.http"
);
println!(
"{rs}\n\nt: #noindex #nobot (except the cute sentient ones) #noai #nobridge #noarchive #noscrape #nosearch #nogods #nomasters (except the kinky kind)"
);
}
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0 Following
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x-uuid:
7222e800-c703-472d-a787-71b6b5cba4ef (short=[7222, 7222e800])
x-professional-nouns:
any (if in doubt, its/she/himself)
x-meetups:
{"open":true, "type":"Ideally in Switzerland or near the Swiss-German Border"}
x-follow-requests:
vibe-check
x-is-multiuser-system:
true
x-3pp:
recommended; optional; +"may use first person for self on rare occasions, usually doesnt"
x-content-rating:
"Not rated by the ESRB"
x-kinky:
"very, will post with cw, maybe use hard-word-mutes if uncomfy"
x-uic:
94 85 0 501 995-0 (yet to be registered formally)
x-outgoing-follows:
"tends to be quite quick to request to follow cute looking creatures after minimal interactions. feel free to reject, no hard feelings :3"
x-caps:
"please use all lowercase for identifiers 'memdmp', 'mem', '7222e800', '7222e800-c703-472d-a787-71b6b5cba4ef', unless technical restrictions prevent this"
x-signal:
"ask and you shall receive"
x-keyoxide-aspe:
x-also-available-at:
boosted by @luna@catgirl.center (instance admin) so mem's followers can see
RE: https://catgirl.global/notes/almlzdkwqyth00qg
i HATE i/o errors they literally give you NOTHING useful and i dont wanna needa ssh into my server to figure out why deleting a file is failing!!!
it has been 24 years, 6 months, and 28 days since the silly little day where 2 silly little jenga towers did a funny moment
tempted to make a ubo-compatible blocklist for foss projects actively endorsing fascism and similar vibes of shit like omoarchy and companies actively publicly associating with them like framework
13:12 :acab:
even if im just there for a short time i for some reason emotionally feel horrible immediately after leaving uwu-space treff, worse than if i wasnt there in the first place
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complaining about genAI having made non-genAI ML worse
gimme your catenby now
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complaining about genAI having made non-genAI ML worse
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complaining about genAI having made non-genAI ML worse
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PFFF REVISION IS ON BARQ :aneobot_explode:
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@snailerotica@chitter.xyz do part-time trans (genderfluid) beings count as trans for the purpose of this
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@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng answering this from the pov of "i use tidal but only to pirate music" is hard
"You don't need a fucking bazooka to swat a fly." lmaooo
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@strongsand@booping.synth.download pls GPL2 or AGPL1 plsplsplspls :neobot_pleading_reach:
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@keithamus@indieweb.social update: apparently im dumb on even that, it's items-stretch; https://tailwindcss.com/docs/align-items
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@keithamus@indieweb.social @mo@mastodon.ml https://codepen.io/jcoulterdesign/pen/OMOqjy CSS Orbs for ya
or so the title claims
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@k3ym0@infosec.exchange oh we may be able to make it worse...doom via standards-compliant dns direct content serving (assuming https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-dns-content-delivery/ goes through)
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@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng to be fair the value proposition is very much there of "hehe i can make 'privatkopie'n of music for cheapish" and a price change would make outright buying the music from e.g. apple music cheaper
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@AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay overcompetence syndrome? well compared to those fucks it's not a feeling not based in reality so just a general feeling of overcompetence?
"if you find such dialog captivating, i recommend intimacy with a drywall"
i love boosting smth from someones profile page and then seeing like half of my mutuals boost it too
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snuff implied, horrendous pickup line
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alternatively, delete your account
RE: @hell@defcon.social
if you own or are affiliated with such a business, yet dont know how to do this (ie you aren't technical or have never dealt with this kind of structured data), i can probably add it for you (or find someone who can) at no cost (i like accurate map data) if provided with accurate data, including;
- name of business
- type of business
- latitude, longitude
- ideally a website url
- if possible, opening hours and similar
- any other information the map should show
- (important!) proof of existence elsewhere, ie on another map, to prevent complete spam requests
i can also dump resources on how to do it or answer questions if doing it yourself is preferred. the wiki's beginners guide is a good general-purpose intro, but if you just want to make some small changes, other links may be more useful
(most osm users are using other maps that use it's data; almost all non-google-maps mapping applications, from desktop apps to cars to anything running apple maps to many phones, use OSM, which is why it's particularly prevalent; the number in the quoted post is very much a low-ball, the real amount of people using OSM to find businesses is somewhere high in the millions)
:boost: pls boost :3
RE: @WilliamNB@social.vivaldi.net
showering is chemical warfare against girlstink