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do younglings know we got a spare eye??
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@lkundrak@metalhead.club
mastodon 4.7.3Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate
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save money on ram with use-after-free
when you literally invented ruby on rails and it's still not the stupidest thing you've done
bb lubed, bearings replaced, new cranks on, creaking gone
*the bicycle is healed*
universe decided this ape shall not reproduce
this is lovely. the frankfurt 787 gear collapse happened because a short king mechanic couldn't insert a pin and the tall bro just stuck it in the wrong hole
hail laurel and hardy!
https://airlive.net/reports/2021/07/17/report-ba-787-collapsed-because-the-mechanic-was-too-short-to-put-remove-before-flight-pin-in-the-right-hole/
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk you're fighting a good fight. my prophetic time machine (gently fondles the bong) suggests that when the fan starts rolling on full speed, the shit will start landing on very surprised faces who absolutely couldn't have known any better
but as far as exclusion from conversations go, please don't let it take a toll on you and also do not make me tap the sign
*shrieks echoing in distance*
did pete hegseth read the small print on testosterone? does he have, like, high school level understanding of endocrine system?
more muscles growth, yes, larger libido, yes, everybody knows, surely great in gentlemen only collectives
but also more generous, less submissive to authority, less us-vs-them mentality and *shock and horror* facial hair growth
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@kbob@chaos.social when i print things that i don't want to slide on desk, i just stick the small self-adhesive rubber furniture feet from a hardware store on the bottom
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk @ptesarik@infosec.exchange @vbabka@mastodon.social @monsieuricon@social.kernel.org i can assure you the only things in the pic slavs find odd is that the lady is not on the ground also, and that the gentleman's beer is ridiculously small
Ozzy Pours The Perfect O.J.
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@katka@ak.kawen.space finnish people listen to carlos saatana
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk satanm!!!
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@ozzelot@mstdn.social @noondlyt@hellions.cloud @ErikUden@mastodon.de look i installed gnu linux on a brain
cognition not working yet
but it got ipv6
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@derthomas@metalhead.club @Kitty@metalhead.club they looks as if portal went through some weird spiritual transformation
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@brouhaha@mastodon.social @larsbrinkhoff@mastodon.sdf.org @mhoye@cosocial.ca obvious for you, but not for people who never opened a crt let alone the generation that grew up without them:
there's two ways you can get zapped by a crt monitor: one is the capacitors. it's sort of easy to end up touching them unless you're careful when the lid is off, and they will give you a regular old everyday zapping. painful, somewhat dangerous, do not want.
another one is the glass tube itself, where you get very high voltage. will contract your muscles and throw you across the room. very painful, can kill. unlikely to happen unless you're unplugging the tube -- the electrode is protected by a rubber seal.
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@Lana@beige.party > You just grew up to be a bad person
you don't even know me
but yes
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@ptesarik@infosec.exchange @ljs@mastodonapp.uk that we don't need to lie any more when someone asks us where our friend works??
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@ptesarik@infosec.exchange @ljs@mastodonapp.uk @vbabka@mastodon.social @monsieuricon@social.kernel.org this is quite possibly the best picture ever taken
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more life advice from unexpected places
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@Stoori@polyglot.city With cerise lips and auburn hair, crimson cloak and tunic, and details on his armour picked out in maroon and electric blue, Caesar Augustus raises his right hand in the air. He resembles, as the art historian Fabio Barry unhappily commented to the Washington Post in 2008, ‘a cross-dresser trying to hail a taxi’.
in the ntsb china air crash foia release there's a pic of the investigative team with what appears to be kerfuś
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@jonn_blanchard@retrochat.online github: lol wtf get retroactively aborted you ibm microslop shill sabotaging my xlibre devuan installation
pornhub: nice bush
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@ptesarik@infosec.exchange @ljs@mastodonapp.uk also sir, their brains not comically inflated just to host more ape ego and add confusing things to c++, at cost of wasting tremendous amount of energy, stealing from muscles to the point brachiation is lost, birth canal deformed, back hurts
it just floats in water, fish is essentilaly a brain in a vat have you considered
non precision approach *shrieks*
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@ptesarik@infosec.exchange @ljs@mastodonapp.uk yea but they dont care
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk @ptesarik@infosec.exchange meeting people who are convinced i must be better than i actually am is my favorite part of conferences
some people never learn
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk drugs probably
speaking czech long enough that when it comes to pronunciation i think i'm down to one word remaining -- kroměříž
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@Unixbigot@aus.social kit fan fiction not a real genre
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@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org what the fuck, a crow shit on me the other day
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk @ptesarik@infosec.exchange you are an ape sir
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@poni@ak.kawen.space sorry, autocollect
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@NoRestfortheWicked@metalhead.club fuck yeah!
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the damage ended up beyond repair, and no error correction employed, resulting in gaps in readout
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@dcz@fosstodon.org i replace chains when they eat too much into the sprockets and then i also cry a little
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@carnage4life@mas.to gemini nano is the free U2 album of these times
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@ljs@mastodonapp.uk @ptesarik@infosec.exchange yeah brain a great deal all things considered
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@xdub@mastodonczech.cz prekrasne
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@poni@ak.kawen.space does it compare favourably to advice from lads with large record collections and questionable grooming habits?