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@Craigp@mastodon.social i would switch to FUCKBOI in a heartbeat

@outfrost @whitequark yeah if i told someone else to kys simply bc they were unemployable that'd rightly be called eugenicist bullshit. don't do that to yourself.

@ophis@brain.worm.pink its really incredible the amount of revelation going on, pushed by the kind of people that believe in revelation. "be the change you wish to see" i guess.

@twipped@twipped.social "excellent work history. but how would you rate yourself (scale of 1-10) on using a pay phone wearing rollerblades?"

@nixCraft "your resume looks good, can you walk me through the steps of building a pipe bomb?"

with the president publicly dropping f-bombs and posting snuff films, can we at least stop pretending anyone cares about "public decency"?

@whitequark @outfrost "those people killed by the tornado deserved to live" isn't a worthless statement even tho i can't do shit to stop a tornado that already happened.

@whitequark @outfrost then i guess we're into the weeds of what is a worthwhile statement? bc people expressing grief from losing loved ones to disaster is pretty universal.

@whitequark @outfrost that makes me think of The Disposessed quote: "For we each of us deserve everything, every luxury that was ever piled in the tombs of the dead kings, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger." i do focus on the "we all deserve everything" part bc i do think everyone does.

@whitequark @outfrost sure. and "nobody deserves anything" could also be used for the same.

web design is my passion

@lena@brain.worm.pink "thick thighs save lives. it could be your own 🌠"

@woof@fedi.aria.dog

1. download estrogen to my local hard drive
2. add everything i care about to every single app
3. stock up on friends in a cool dry place in their original packaging

@r343l@freeradical.zone imo cleaning up the mess is more than such misanthropic cities deserve. if they didn't want poo-covered sidewalks then they shoulda provided actual restrooms.

@DyingWorld@mastodon.social @arstechnica@mastodon.social back when i started this job (shoving humans into the ovens at auschwitz) i had no idea the nazis were gonna turn out so evil

@KevinFreitas@mastodon.social @mike_bowler@hachyderm.io i dunno i think the effects of executives huffing their own farts is from methane, not co2.

@futurebird@sauropods.win well this part's true