Dog with Glasses Plushie

Congratulations to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime for clowning on some stupid chud

Love my internet friends, fucking hate this website, simple as

french politicos saying “you do not have to wear a mask because of hentaivirus” fuckass bitch there’s been a reason to wear a mask since 2019

france if the “left” and the “radical left” were not Like That

You cannot understand the sense of pride we Millennials feel when we get to answer “we stopped bundling plastic forks with supermarket salads” when kids ask us what our generation did to save the planet

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Here’s the type of things we do in china

Hey check it out. The word “Gullible” is written if you noclip through the ground to look at the bottom of the skybox.

what are my politics

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🌐 WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION (WHO) REPORT

To stay safe, ensure that:

• You disable the “Western” category in search
• Every mousegirl consents, ideally with a “I Consent” sticker
• Goon in a clean and well-ventilated space only

Together, we can prevent the hentaivirus

People are like “how do we make it easy to contribute if we need to move away from gitlab and github” and the answer is that it’s good to make it hard actually. If i ever do hobby foss again i want it to be a huge fucking pain to sneak in slopcode prs in my project

We should bring back Nicole the Fediverse chick

If you’re cisgender and want to know whether i respect you, wait 5 years.

That is, i’m paying attention to what you’re doing today, when you feel trans rights are not popular enough to support.

In 5 years, when the zeitgeist will have changed, i will only pay attention to what you did in 2026

Bitches love my sphinx of black quartz

ok i just tried out this “taken” website site yall posting about why does it talk to me like that

(Extremely “German Bold Italic” cadence) Permanent Durian Aggression

if your bio doesnt say “pervert” on it you are automatically drafted into the puritan war

just saw one of those fake captchas in the wild on a legit site i have read for a while, likely a rogue wordpress plugin or a rogue embed

probably none of you need to be told that if you follow such instructions it will steal your identity & take over your computer, guaranteed

In france a 9 years old girl died of suicide after school harassment and all the fucking grown-ups in the media are currently negotiating what level of bullying is normal and acceptable since children are not real people with real inner life to them

one of the redeeming parts of the absurd design decision of atproto to make every block 100% public (just hidden in the UI) is that bsky got a bot that reposts the last reply that people send before someone blocks them

Why do people even go on cruises it’s like going to a shitty huge uncomfortable seaside hotel and paying 4× normal rate for it then you catch the plague

IMPORTANT SHARKEY ANNOUNCEMENT

You will be approached at 2120 hours by a tall stranger. The password is “those socks are for programming”. The stranger will gesture towards a room. You must enter the room alone with a still heart. You will be asked to make a choice. You must choose wisely. You will be given a pair of wire cutters. You may only cut one wire. You will not have much time. The gravitas of the situation will threaten to freeze you, yet your duty is to remain stoic. It is your final test.

Everyone says they want to bring back forum signatures but i’m the only one to have the guts to do it. This says a lot about society.

I’m like a large dog with glasses plushie the size of a small dog with glasses plushie

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we are entering the “still on namek” arc of iran, someone should do something stupid and extremely damaging to move the plot forward

One year later I’m still very glad how this article conveys what i wanted. I wrote and re-wrote about this story many times, but i feel from now on, i can simply link to this version. https://aria.dog/barks/emotions-to-perform/

RE: https://fedi.aria.dog/objects/56e4c0b1-4069-44f6-87ef-cff8203d9351

i spent in the last month as much on car maintenance as woulda bought me a used beater car and i don’t feel good about it

having power steering again after half a year is so bizarre, there’s so little resistance it feels like a game controller

this picture looks like a shitpost but it’s meant to explain how atproto works instead

@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net I, the Grand Phophet of Knowledge, the Slayer of Privacy, the Harbinger of Intrusion, emerged to penetrate your psyche, your very soul, and purloined your name and your face. You stand as an innocent babe by the lake of shadows, and your world has been turned upside-down, as you have now become the reflection. Your hopes, your dreams, your fears, your friends, your enemies: all are now mine to claim. As you shrivel into a hollow vessel, I take upon myself the true name that was once yours. From today on, the world shall know me as 127.0.0.1

RE: https://ublog.kimapr.net/objects/df30c9ca-76fe-4df5-8b76-4d22c15c1c88

I’ve been legit perma-boanering since I smoked hentaivirus

ok i just went to buy groceries who wants to have a helltread

Time to reset the counter how long since someone last retooted to my feed someone with exposed genitals on the pfp.

At least you had a decent streak not doing that fedi

Do epic franks with her gort

now that the stupid racist discourse about sinners (2025) is gone the biggest thing that stuck in my mind is how they filmed the cotton fields beautifully as THE establishing thematic shot of the setting just like anime uses cherry blossoms and red spider lilies. embeds so much pain in one image