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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈

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Overambitious underachiever.

I live in the Spanish countryside where we're slowly fixing an old #farm house and try to live a low-footprint, #eco friendly life.

It's a work in progress.

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I build and maintain educational websites, and will teach you #HTML, #PHP, #SQL, and #Linux things if you're not careful.

Move slow and mend things.

#LoveIsLove. #ResistAI. #FreePalestine. #SlavaUkraini. #NoPasarán.

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Joined February 20, 2025
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Do not connect ANY smart devices to your network. Ever. Just don't. https://www.notebookcheck.net/LG-smart-TVs-caught-logging-audio-with-screen-off-and-snooping-on-local-devices.1391214.0.html
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
With the #Stripe CEO also donating 1 million bucks to Eurofascist extraordinaire #DHH's foundation, our business will be moving away from Stripe, in favour of Mollie. This was already planned, but now it's become imperative. If you're on Stripe, consider switching to #EU based #Mollie: https://www.mollie.com/payments
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 1w ago
I'm looking to understand more about the practical, operational limits of running #sqlite in #production environments. If I were to build a web app with sqlite backend, what would make it fall over in terms of database size, connections, lack of certain features, ...? All thoughts, experiences, and pointers to recent write-ups welcome!
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago

Where do the #lowtech and #NeoLuddites hang out? The #permaculture and #bicycle geeks? The co-op and #RepairCafe heroes?

Looking for alternate scenes around alternate living: sharing, building, eating, and learning together.

Much obliged.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 2w ago
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@rachel@norfolk.social @greg_harvey@tooting.ch That's the dream! We've got a 4x2 Panda now, and we're getting our solar panels in, so I'm hoping in a few years time there's an EV Panda 4x4 we can switch to...
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 2w ago
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@greg_harvey@tooting.ch Oh she inherited the Panda! Well done 🧡. Perfect starter car.
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

Something something truncation.

(source unknown)

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

While I can't wait for combustion engines to be a thing of the past, I fully applaud this Canadian startup producing super basic non-electronic unshackled tractors.

https://wheelfront.com/this-alberta-startup-sells-no-tech-tractors-for-half-price/

This Alberta Startup Sells No-Tech Tractors for Half Price
Wheel Front

This Alberta Startup Sells No-Tech Tractors for Half Price

This Alberta Startup Sells No-Tech Tractors for Half Price .Read automotive and aftermarket news today on Wheel Front

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

RE: @SocketSecurity@fosstodon.org

"Git tags can be force-updated to point to a different commit.

As a result, an attacker who can modify the repository can effectively replace the contents of an existing version without changing its version number."

You learn something new every day.

fosstodon.org
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

Full of inoperable tumors, Nox was given days or weeks but stuck around for 3 more months until his organs started failing.

He was a good boy. The best. Kind and loyal. Nearly made it to 15.

Sleep tight buddy.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

RE: @jeremymorgan@mastodon.social

Serously, tech bros be reinventing everything from public transport to programming languages 🤣

mastodon.social

Jeremy Morgan: "Kotlin creator's new language: a formal way to ta…" - Mastodon

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

It's all fun and games until they start shitting where they eat.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago
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@CEDO @steltenpower Absoluut. En er is ook nog eens extreem goeie en gebruiksvriendelijke opensource software voor beschikbaar: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi-Hole
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

Low-tech Mag truly is balm for the soul.

https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2026/04/rediscovering-the-handcart/

Rediscovering the Handcart
LOW←TECH MAGAZINE

Rediscovering the Handcart

A pleasure to drive, Low-tech Magazine’s handcart demonstrates the advantages of slow, human-powered transportation.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago

The European Commission's platform for open source collaboration: living ecosystem where EU institutions, developers, and organisations collaborate to build software powering Europe’s digital future.

➡️ https://about.code.europa.eu/

about.code.europa.eu

code.europa.eu - Code development platform

European Commission’s open source collaboration platform, managed by the EC OSPO

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

```
:root {
--max-bg-color: 98.125rem;
}
```

I am slightly confused.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

Super duper. #Microsoft is now injecting ads in Github pull requests.

"Ads in generative AI products have been "successful" for companies like OpenAI so far.

Just weeks after launching ads for Free and Go tier users in January, OpenAI claimed its ChatGPT ad business crossed a $100 million annualized revenue run rate."

#ResistAI

https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-copilot-is-now-injecting-ads-into-pull-requests-on-github-gitlab/

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 4mo ago
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@exador23@m.ai6yr.org Thanks, super interesting! (sorry I missed your reply)
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

Our great new electrician is also a metal drummer who builds and sells his own pedal mounted drum triggers:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t2k8768_Hoo

340BPM!! Ethan absolutely ripping it on the ViperTriggers

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago
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@thibaultmol ooh, nice!
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@blaise@hachyderm.io You could start at https://mountains.social and ping @bergmeister@mountains.social and/or @hikingdude@mastodon.social. I'm sure they'll be able to point your son in the right direction.
mountains.social

mountains.social

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Quinn9282 Fair point! I guess I'm mostly looking online for now, but otherwise I'm in the greater Malaga city area...
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago
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@gerrymcgovern All the way south I'm afraid: between Malaga and Antequera...
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@astridpoot 👋
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@alan Pfff. Any time Alora is in the news it's because of floodings or other storm-related damage 😕 .
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 9mo ago
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@bergmeister@mountains.social @blaise@hachyderm.io @hikingdude@mastodon.social I have faith that the fedi breadcrumb trail will lead the kid to what they need to know. Thanks!
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 5mo ago

"Car Wheel Lock Nut Anti-theft Nut Removal Key for VW for Audi 3/14PT"

10$ on Amazon.

#Security

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

"Please find attached your monthly invoice of € 0.02."

#JustCloudThings

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 2w ago
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@greg_harvey@tooting.ch I obviously don't understand anything about EV car manufacturing economics but it baffles me that they can't or won't come up with bare bones affordable but very utilitarian vehicles that, looking at the history of such things, will stay popular and resellable for 20 to 30 years to come.
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago
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@riotmuffin Shit. So how does one know? Or should we just not compost *anything* other than fresh organic waste?
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 8mo ago
Replying to on eldritch.cafe
@pqqq@eldritch.cafe https://social.coop
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 2w ago
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@greg_harvey@tooting.ch Oof, that sucks. If someone would come up with something affordable shaped like https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/meet-gms-tiny-new-electric-ute-for-china I'd be happy. It such a drag that 4x4s all have to be these luxury behemoths. I just want an old skool Citroen C15 shaped 4x4 EV. Or a Suzuki Jimni sized one, you know? Utilitarian, affordable, not marketed at showboating pricks...
Meet GM's tiny new electric ute for China
CarExpert

Meet GM's tiny new electric ute for China

It's a ute with an electric powertrain, like a GMC Hummer EV, but the Baojun Yep from GM's Chinese joint venture is otherwise a very, very different critter.

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago
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@nenon @liaizon @binbash Mostly online, but physically: Andalucia / Malaga area.
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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago

Hey #FrontEnd friends, which mobile OS, browsers and browser versions are the ones typically supported when delivering a new frontend project in 2026?

I've been out of that part of the game for a while, and wondering if there's a resource everyone generally uses or recommends.

Much obliged!

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jpoesen | 🇪🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈 @jpoesen@social.jpoesen.com
· 6mo ago
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@exador23@m.ai6yr.org How is that strong enough to keep the earth retained? Not skeptical, just a total newbie wondering how that all works without cement or really heavy boulders...
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