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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦

@ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
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Network anarchitect, matrix greasemonkey and packet nerfherder. Freemason, RCAF officer, motorcyclist, CCIE 41436, MikroTik Certified Trainer, MTC*E, Tech Field Day Delegate

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Joined October 31, 2022
Blog:
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 2w ago

Why is it that the folks responsible for deploying physical #security tend to be completely oblivious when it comes to #InfoSec? “We’ve installed all of these cameras and want you to forward these ports from the Internet now.” #HowAboutNo

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 2w ago
Maybe I’m just a dinosaur. I’m still of the opinion that products and services that help us do things with no requirement for us to understand what we’re doing are ultimately serving us poorly. Yes, #AI can be an example of this, but that’s not alone, nor is it where it all started. Vendors have been pushing products that claim to minimise the need for basic technical skills for years and we’ve bought into it because we would rather invest in technology than our people… or ourselves.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 2w ago

Engaged in a #Windows vs #MacOS vs #Linux discussion the other day that (for once) didn’t devolve into a fan-driven religious war. It got me thinking that the three things that drive our choices are value, consistency, and ecosystem. (I’m sure that there are more. Feel free to weigh in.) In the spirit of RFC 1925 7a (and Meat Loaf) two out of three are usually enough, but we’ll always want it all. Windows and MacOS are pretty good at delivering on two or more, but now I’m wondering if Linux’ lack of adoption on the desktop is related. The value is definitely there, but consistency and ecosystem are sketchier. Thoughts?

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 1w ago

One of these days, I'm going to actually internalize the idea that writing #documentation •as• I do something is far more efficient than going back and figuring out what I did when I'm finished.

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Perhaps you’re wondering why I’ve called this meeting. #Corgi #CorgiLife #CorgisOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #FediCorgs

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Something to consider about all of the efforts to sustain #IPv4 so far beyond its original shelf life. #NAT and #IPv6 were thought out at roughly the same time. NAT was a tactical move to stave off IPv4 exhaustion (at the cost of limiting the peer-to-peer nature of the Internet) and IPv6 was the strategic answer for scalable growth. The obsession human beings have to find any excuse to avoid change was highly underestimated. IPv6 took 22 years to become an Internet Standard and NAT became so entrenched that peer-to-peer networking became mostly unnecessary as long as we could continue to laugh at cat memes on our favourite platforms.

This brings us to #platforms. It’s getting harder to host anything ourselves anymore without paying a (usually foreign) IaaS/SaaS platform to do it for us. We now live in an age where data sovereignty and privacy are at the forefront of our thinking and maybe, just maybe, we want other options.

Is our obsession with IPv4 tying us unhealthily to platforms and sacrificing our freedoms?

#SaturdayMorningThoughts

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

So… we’ve been using a beeper to train Charles to stop madly barking at the neighbour. He barks, we activate the beeper, he stops. Hoping that he’ll eventually get the idea that he shouldn’t bark at the neighbour, though we may be more hopeful than we should be.

The thing we didn’t consider was #corgi #spite. Ultra-powerful corgi spite. I hit the beeper, he stopped barking, and then promptly turned around to roll in a particularly pungent pile of vermin spoor.

Sigh. Bath time. I should have known something like this would happen.

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Preach! (Especially item 3.) Shout that from the mountaintop.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@jack_daniel@mastodon.social You can even make a game of it… if you like. 🙂 https://boardgamegeek.com/image/143139/guillotine
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago

Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange Images? Yes. Art? No. Art, by its very definition, cannot be created by a machine.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
For anyone interested in my “Scalable and Secure Self-Serve RouterOS Remote Management” presentation at the MikroTik Professionals Conference in Prague, the slide deck, #Docker, and #ContainerLab files can be found here. https://github.com/ghostinthenet/l2vpnLab #MTPC #NetEng
GitHub

GitHub - ghostinthenet/l2vpnLab: L2VPN (L2TPv3 Pseudowire / IPsec) lab for MTPC 2026.

L2VPN (L2TPv3 Pseudowire / IPsec) lab for MTPC 2026. - ghostinthenet/l2vpnLab

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kasperd @litchralee_v6 @tschaefer @jima It was more a criticism of his pretending that IPv6 doesn't exist than anything else. Still, I would have found his inclusion of an attempt at NAT86 to be highly amusing.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@furrfu@mastodon.social That has nothing to do with #NAT. That's just stateful inspection, which existed before NAT was invented. NAT overload (and •only• NAT overload) requires stateful inspection and almost always embeds it, but it’s an independent function from translation. NAT's purpose is to alleviate address exhaustion and nothing more. My home router has a stateful firewall for IPv6 and it provides the same benefits you’re attributing to NAT without doing any translation at all. #NATisNotSecurity
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@katharta@quietzero.net True… but it’s still friendlier and less complicated than IPv4. We’re just used to the complexities of IPv4 and take them in stride because we do it all the time. (And no, we should •not• be communicating IP addresses verbally… whether IPv4 or IPv6. We should have stopped that nonsense years ago. It’s not like we didn’t have better and more secure options.)
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago

Wow. Fifteen years since I became a founding member of the #FNS. Great experiences, great people, dubious networking. https://flatnetworksociety.com/ #NetEng

The Flat Network Society
flatnetworksociety.com

The Flat Network Society

Dedicated to the advancement of layer 2 irresponsibility.

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@nick Switching to #EV was one of my best decisions of 2025. I haven’t gone so far as to charge it on solar for free, but the cost savings in maintenance and off-peak electricity costs vs gasoline are huge. #MME
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@hugo Oh, I know... I'm just playing at taking it seriously in order to mock it more effectively. 🙂
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@tschaefer So we now have to run •three• protocols? 🙂 https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/standards.png
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@kasperd @litchralee_v6 @tschaefer @jima This IPv8 pipe dream has no backwards compatibility with #IPv6, so it would •still• require us to run two protocols… or am I missing his NAT86 proposal?
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@kasperd @tschaefer Agreed. We’ve hit 50% IPv6 deployment (if we use Google as a reference) so we’re in a good position to start using their argument against them. If trying to shore up IPv4 made sense because it was the majority protocol at the time, it’s worth finally committing to IPv6 now that it has taken the crown.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Sir Tim’s vision is still intact. We just need to buy into it again.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@michael@backend.newsmast.org It's a good beginning to the discussion. My 2¢? We've been sold an empty bill of goods with respect to the expectation of growth in the social space. If growth is a consideration at all, it's secondary to independence and community engagement.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Cloudslave@aus.social @CarlWatkins@mastodon.social That’s where I am. I still crosspost to both, but the sound of crickets is •much• more pervasive on Bluesky.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@mWare@ottawa.place @katharta@quietzero.net Ha! Yes. (Which is fine, as long as it’s •our• DNS. It’s when we hand the responsibility to someone else that it all falls apart.)
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Whenever this sort of thing comes up, I refer to Beau of The Fifth Column’s video from a few years ago. He said it well. https://youtu.be/0fK_KdcaCN8 #Masculinity
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@sossalemaire@mamot.fr @HumainVirtuel@mastodon.social @dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud Franglais is a Québécois tradition. 🙂
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 15mo ago

Hedgehog's tie to Kubernetes potentially allows a cloud-as-abstraction approach to an organization's networks. It's a lot to wrap one's head around, but it has potential. #NFD38

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 33mo ago
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@ivan@mastodon.scot @moanos@chaos.social The global ISO standard is month before day. Now, before my US friends start smugly smiling, ISO standard is also year before month.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 35mo ago
Replying to
@Daojoan I'm finding that it's not just more traffic, but better engagement too. The experience is a lot like Twitter's... but from 15 years ago.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 47mo ago
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@jerrylevine@mastodon.social Funny, I never realized that that likes on Twitter did anything other than letting people know I liked their posts. In retrospect, I’m glad I wasn’t trying to game the system.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@sfoskett …but did they reach out to you on Facebook Messenger? 😉 /me ducks
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@aeri @0xabad1dea Creative decimal placement can make a big difference too. Move it one place to the left and there’s no need to bring an “8” into play. Sure, we need to redefine the “high” in “high availability” but I’m up for it if everyone else is. #HighAvailability
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@kasperd@westergaard.social In the spirit of “never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence” I don’t have much to support that… but it’s not beyond consideration either. It •does• fit the “follow the money” test.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @nixCraft@mastodon.social This. This! This!! It’s never more true than when the rebranding happens in the absence of any new product/service development.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 1w ago

Just helped a customer configure out a high-density #server configuration with 30TB #drives. Suddenly the 500GB ones in my servers in the office seem sub-par.

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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@tyrant One of those “be careful what you ask for…” items, for sure.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@tschaefer I like that it expires in October. Without a valid proof of concept, that’ll be the end of it.
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Jody Lemoine CD 🇨🇦 @ghostinthenet@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Cloud services, data security risk, and limitation of liability clauses are a bit of a perfect storm. Too many of us use the services because they’re accessible, but we’re often blindly trusting that they will (or can - see CLOUD/NSL considerations) keep our data secure, and don’t consider that we have little to no recourse when they don’t. As always, #security and #sovereignty hold no priority over convenience… until it’s too late. #InfoSec

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