@campuscodi@mastodon.social they’ll make it up in volume… 😬
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Fabrice Roux 
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchI'm a geekish father of two teens from Marseille, France. #TeamAliceAndBob #IWasAnIdiotInUtero #StarsiegeTribes
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@malwaretech@infosec.exchange in the the old days the toasters were flying to save the screens. 😬
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@reverseics@infosec.exchange T800 : Sarah Connor ?
Roommate : she is upstairs.
T800 : fu 🤬.
*end credits*
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@paco@infosec.exchange my code optimization LLM says that you can speed up your program by ditching lines 123 and 124. It should not have adverse side effects. 😬
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social incompetent Pete : hey Claude I probably need new coordinates to target in Iran.
Claude : you are SO right Pete 🤩 — here are some coordinates :
27.6’35.676767676767676767“N
57.5’05.676767676767676767“E
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@scottwilson@infosec.exchange I assume the prompt was « make this death certificate happy like a pet turtle seeing a lettuce leaf ».
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@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social « you shall not pass » the classic quote from Spock in Galactica. 😬
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange thank you for effing a healthcare LLM one joke at a time.
I can’t wait for the Waffen-TeSSla to switch to the « adult knee harvesting mode » for the good of dialysis patients. 😬
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io good memories of one of my most expensive PC gaming week-end back in the late 90s.
On friday I bought a nVidia TNT 2 Ultra 32MB to replace the Voodoo 1 4MB in my PC. Only to discover that Starsiege Tribes OpenGL rendering had depth culling bugs (parts of objects jumping in front of other from frame to frame).
So logically, the next day I went back to the store to get a Voodoo 2 12MB to be able to play my favorite game in Glide stability.
Now GPUs cost more than a kidney... they cost a kid. I forgot the name we gave the kid I traded a few years ago for the RTX 4090. 😁
@LaurentChemla@piaille.fr je vois de la carbonara sans œuf dans ton futur proche…
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange are the cushions on the couch filled with a precious Odin harvest ? 😬