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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)

@cuzned@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6
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You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite.
You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name.
Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog.
Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams.
Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general.
Pic is me (no filters).

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Joined October 31, 2024
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Music City, USA
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@pussreboots@sfba.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange Yeah, my cat is uninterested in boxes. But put a folded towel or shopping bag on any flat surface, and she is ON THAT.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 5mo ago

I keep my office door closed a lot of the time, ‘cause i’m easily distracted.
There’s a note on the outside that reads, “NO NEED TO KNOCK--COME ON IN!”
Nonetheless, i spend an annoying amount of time telling knockers to come in.

Thinking of changing the note to Malcolm Tucker’s classic, “COME THE FUCK IN OR FUCK THE FUCK OFF!”

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@angiebaby@mas.to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 👏👏👏
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social My wife is disappointed that you sidestepped both trombone and xylo-bone. 😆😋
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 7mo ago
@gregthemiller Well, they’re both Classic Rock now, so ya never know
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Sure, and Fox “News” has called itself “Fair and Balanced” for nigh on 30 gd years.
Position yourself however you like; that doesn’t actually make it ironic to discover (to no-one’s surprise) that it ain’t necessarily so.

RE: @samlitzinger@journa.host

journa.host
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dgar I still have a crate of records from my childhood. (Which are mostly my brother’s, actually.) And i got a bad turntable for digitizing them. Basically, if i have the vinyl, it’s because i haven’t found it on CD. Because of course i’m holding onto whatever physical media I have of each title for insurance. But for listening or “collecting”? Nah.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Violinknitter@wandering.shop “Add a little water, shake me up, and you can get 1-3 more unsatisfying goes out of me!”
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@batkaren@mastodon.online “HBD now stands for “happy batdog”. I have spoken.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@wldmtngoat That was a beautiful kestrel, too!
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay All the way thru, i was like, “Whoa, so impressive and artistic!” Then they spun it the last time, and i was like, “Wait... Am i high...?” 😵‍💫😊
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 23mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Whoa. You’re really givin’ voice to the people’s... well, i guess “outrage” is the word.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Gahhh, what a gorgeous birdy! 😍😍

RE: @donray@mastodon.online

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ferrix@mastodon.online @pem@mastodon.yshi.org @404mediaco@mastodon.social But do you get spaghettified on the last leg of your journey?
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