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@cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Cats, Coffee, Whiskey & Writing. And Padres baseball. And the O's, too. GMU alum. I cuss a lot. She/her Anti Fascist. Mid-Atlantic, USA.

Also, it's not that I don't follow back, it just takes me forever to get around to it.

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Joined October 28, 2022
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2w ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Seeing a clip of the president waving his arms and bloviating on with no audio because there is no pool reporter and therefore no microphone is one the funnier things I've seen in a while. Can we just keep it this way?
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
OK, so Sean has a bendy straw and he's also playing with it on the packing paper, and he's basically just happily losing his mind over there. He paused for a photo. 😻
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
They're finally doing a study focusing on women with ADHD and how their menstrual cycle affects their ADHD and the efficacy of their meds. This could help so many. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czj8zp9e084o
bbc.com
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Lately, it feels like a lot of technology is utter shit, because it is. But you know what tech I really love? Digital photography. Whether from an actual camera or my phone. Cause down at the beach I took just shy of 900!! photos. Never had to worry about wasting film, or the cost of developing it, or waiting two weeks after getting home only to find everything was blurry. We did very well on that bit of technological advancement.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
I left money for our friend Will and he said it was too much and I said too bad, it's what we'd spend at the kennel and the kennel doesn't send pics like this: #Caturday
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
And some of the deer family that was on our street all week stopped by to say bye this morning.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange Of course he's losing his shit, he's a pathetic, insecure asshole, put into office by a whole shitload of pathetic, insecure assholes.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@stux@mstdn.social I'd love to think someone is working on this as we speak.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Jorge is a helper kitty.

This morning, I was having a very odd and disconcerting dream just before my alarm was to go off.

Jorge thought to himself, "That dream is upsetting her. I will wake her up."

And he did.

By barfing.

About 8 inches from my head.

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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@sol@typo.social I think the cat might be what they call a personality hire.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
So, good news, I saw a dog!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@ygathgoch@cloudisland.nz Yay pockets! Also, loving that pattern on the fabric.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social I think it was intentional so they could pretend that their stupid ass program was sentient or some shit.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Any day is a good day to opt out of capitalism when you can.

Bit rude that the mortgage company still took the money today, but I'm not counting that, because I put it in my check register yesterday.

I wished everyone a Happy Workers Day on LinkedIn, because I am an agent of chaos. (Not really, but it sounds cool, doesn't it?)

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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Oh, and in this particular pic, you can see how ridiculously awesome his little inner ear fringes have gotten since he got here. He had a little bit of fringe in the early days, but they have gotten adorably out of control.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Do I know about the cyclospora outbreak because I am just Online Too Much? Because I am at the taco bar having a snack and a woman just came up and ordered a caesar salad. 😳 Is this not being communicated well in traditional/mainstream media?
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Pizza Hut has brought back it's Book It! summer reading program for kids, and I am very happy for all of them, but was a little bummed that it's only for kids.

Then I remembered I am adult with free will and I can do my own Book It and I have decided that every time I finish a book, I get a personal pan pizza.

I also reserve the right to switch out the pizza for any other fun food.

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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@NorcalGma2 That is incredibly groovy - love it!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
And it's always great to have those folks that ask, "So what have you been up to?" and you can respond with, "Well, I'm developing quite the interest and appreciation for arson!" and they nod with a big smile instead of being horrified.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe The amount of coordination it takes to do something like that is impressive! I'd accidentally punch myself in the face.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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And I am cackling up at how many of us preemptively took tomorrow off, cause it's gonna turn into a late night, and we are old.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Maybe if I sit here and type it out, I'll figure it out. For my salads, I've got greens, carrots, onions, sweet peppers, cheese, croutons, & jerk pork if I want to chop that up for protein. For not-salads, lots of jerk pork, little steak & stout pies, and empanadas. Tortillas, croissants, and english muffins to make anything a taco or sandwich. Plus fixings for egg-sausage mcmuffins. We're good on sweet treats. Good on Cokes. COFFEE. I need coffee for Monday.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@bethroots@mindly.social Oh, no, definitely do not want to be setting off alarms at this hour - if you happen to be in the room with your phone and remember at some point, that is totally fine. 😊
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@bethroots@mindly.social If you don't mind, would you mind sharing a picture of how you have that set up for your molds?
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

I don't know who might need to know this, but I'm gonna put it out there just in case.

If you're going to be playing flaming bottle toss, you need to score the outside of the bottle a bit - otherwise it's gonna land with an unsatisfying *thunk* instead of a delightfully sparkly clattering of bits.

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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Yes, taking today off was a Very Good Idea.

It was a half day Friday anyway, but because I have a noon appointment, I would have had to start the day extra early and after being up very late acting like I was 20 years younger - the sleep in was excellent.

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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@ygathgoch@cloudisland.nz I love the pocket lining!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social WOOHOO!!! It has been so much fun to watch your tour, but I'm happy you're home - it must feel good!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@anathema_device@bne.social He did make sure I woke up! And I worried about his tummy for about 38 seconds until he was all, "Weird, but I am REALLY hungry again, so when's breakfast?"
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@hacks4pancakes If that was me: "Well, she's not North Korean, but do we want someone THAT sweary on the team?"
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@adwright@mastodon.social I cannot decide how I feel about this. Not mad about it by any means, but more of "is this something I really want to know in general and does knowing that it exists stress me out?" IDK, makes me think the better option is eliminating the billionaire class entirely.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@patc@pdx.social Is she just a very tall garden fairy?
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bendaubney@social.lol Were they asking for bread and jam? ❤️🦡❤️
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Oh, and some sourdough bread - my usual hookup was all out of the little loaves this morning. 😭 Thank you for coming on my grocery list journey.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@NorcalGma2 Not just kitties, but mice too?!?!? Fanstastic!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@NorcalGma2 I think your pie crusts are amazing, all of them!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@jeridansky It was really fun, and I have met my quota for socializing for a good month, LOL.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@briankrebs@infosec.exchange Yeah I was shocked when I got that notification this morning.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bethroots@mindly.social Oh, what a beauty! Pass on pets and treats from me!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange That's awesome - maybe less stress helped?
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@grammargirl Absolute Unit.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@susankayequinn It's not drowning dumbasses fast enough.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@ianbetteridge And it makes us all markedly less safe.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@stux@mstdn.social Only on my laptop, I have no idea how to do it on mobile.
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@jeridansky@sfba.social Oh, those are so pretty!
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social And no one should feel like they *have* to leave in the first place! Sure, if you want to and can do so - fine. I'm not gonna get mad at you for that. But you shouldn't feel like you have to leave your home in the first place, and so many don't have the resources to do it. It's a bit, "Why didn't they leave Location X before Hurricane Y hit?"
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Play Ball and Fight Fascists @cafechatnoir@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@kenSwinson@indieweb.social I love both of them!
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