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"bloat" is such a subjective word it basically doesn't mean anything anymore
ℹ️ Switching to your side laptop is always faster than recharging.
human stomachs were not made to eat two raw carrots
from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
21 year old filmmaker, Kane Parsons has officially turned 21 years old today. At 21 years old, the 21-year-old . director.
the 21 backrooms from A21 directed by Kane Parsons (21 years old) was. he is. .Kane parsons is 21 year s old.
He is only 21 years old.
i'm about one or two adult content censorship policies away from just boosting porn on main. don't fuck with my homies making cool fckn art for a living.
only deferring this as a heads-up: i still prefer when artists label their content as nsfw and i encourage my followers to check their filters.
and if you, dear reader, have ever played a part in giving adult creators a hard time for just existing, you can unfollow or block me now.
i think you are a coward for throwing your own under the bus to save your own skin.
they're coming for you next.
they damn fucked up the bottom surgery bros gave me a Square hole
"I'M NOT DOING STOMPIES!!!!!!" she says while doing the biggest, meanest stompies you've ever seen in your fucking life
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look inside
never seen it before
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"i'm gonna say a slur, but it's okay because i'm homophobic"
no spoilers
NO FUCKING SPOILERS
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world i love the idea of cis folks voice training- it's not just a thing for trans people!! it's an incredibly versatile skill in general which applies to a number of fields such as music production and voice acting! :>
when she keysmashes so hard it's not even a password anymore- it's a whole-ass security certificate
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you ever see something bad on your big-ass monitor then start shaking your head so the hypothetical neighbours staring through your window know you disagree
artists on fedi i love you all
wife, playing tomodachi life: "i gave our daughter an energy drink. she loved it"
me, disgruntled: "...she gets that from you."
bluesky is still down. the status page isn't even loading
i'm just gonna assume bluesky PBC was hit by an airstrike and we all have to host our own appviews now
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man, scaling pixel art for print is tricky business, ain't it?
unfortunately, activitypub
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@ophis@brain.worm.pink @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world okay to be fair "hire a voice actress" vs "spend months of would-be development time voice training" is a really funny ultimatum to even have in the first place
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@lichendust@sunny.garden realising how much my brain has just learned to naturally adapt to this bullshit now feels like a weight on my very soul
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@ShadowJonathan we put all this work into communicating on their level and they defer it to an algorithm
time to update your sharkey instances, ny'all!
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@aperture @ShadowJonathan "okay but your machine speaks like a corporate spokesperson and that's worse"
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space there are certainly other ways to show support for adult artists without necessarily "partaking of the fruit", as it were!
if applicable, calling on local representatives to shoot down legislation which harms these artists would be a great swing in the right direction. platforming artists when they call out legislation and abuse against them is also incredibly helpful!
whatever the background, i'm sure any efforts to help would be greatly appreciated ❤️
HEY Y'ALL GUESS WHAT?
@zaire@wetdry.world just released her new song, CTRLHALTDELETE on all streaming platforms, and i'm on it!!!
the song is premiering on youtube in half an hour right here- HOP IN!!!! 💫
youtu.be/vkPgUJ-G638
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@SharpLimefox it's a lot more like the construction worker, who figures hammering nails is beneath them, recently bought this nifty nail-hammering robot that hasn't been properly field-tested or regulated in any way to be remotely safe, and says "you should judge my skill based on the nails i hit".
except they're not actually hammering nails at all anymore, instead sitting in a sun chair sipping lemonade while the nail-hammering robot has started bludgeoning a random pedestrian in the background
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@lina@vt.social ah! okay, misconception on my end too, then! i too was convinced the ARKit special sauce was depth-mapping. it really is just a really well-tuned colour camera model? that's even more interesting!
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@shio what sucks is the facial scanning on pixels is an abject downgrade from face ID on iphones, so like asking for an option to use it is asking for crumbs at that point
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer pretty sure this is literally how it was done before, so yeah i'd fck with this immensely
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@kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work oh god damn it
i still blame bluesky- i followed their PDS setup guide very carefully when i set that up uh. ages ago
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@lina@vt.social this makes sense intuitively! afaik, the secret sauce to face ID is an infra-red camera- you could slap any old face tracking algorithm (albeit calibrated to those values) and i don't see why you wouldn't get functioning face tracking!
reddit is...doing what they do.
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@2something@transfem.social from personal experience before i let mine expire not too long ago, paying them for nitro does not get rid of the ads. i'm so glad that was one of the first subscriptions i ever paid for under the guise of "keeping discord ad-free" :D
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@rachelplusplus@tech.lgbt dang you did work on AV1/2? really hope you can snag a good position! i have huge respect for the codec and the work that's gone into making it ❤️
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@rozenglass i love them, too!! and it really leans into my own bunny-adjacent vibes. unfortunately my stomach hurt like a bitch for about an hour after doing that ;p
i've previously gone through an entire bag of carrots and only felt like that afterwards. maybe i didn't chew them enough LOL
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@alexia this all sounds really rad, though unfortunately the onboarding experiences i've had so far have been far from smooth. any recommendations for newcomers?