Shio

The modern transfem has become largely domesticated, relegated to a subservient position in the hierarchy represented by her attachment to being, as she calls it, “puppy”. This is why I, a foxgirl, am superior. I am wild, and untamed, and eating chickens.

I think some of you are too eager to jump to the defense of flawed software solely because it has done nothing morally wrong. It is always good to criticize software (or hardware) that you like, because it will never be perfect and there is often room for improvement.

I've gotten a couple of people very mad at me for poking fun at Graphene's prioritization of hypersecurity over user-friendly design. This is because I think the number of people who would benefit from facial recognition is far greater than the number of people who have needed or will ever need the duress password.

I like Graphene. A lot. It's very easy to install, has a lot of security features I like, and is a very good thing that I hope continues to exist and get updated. I also think Graphene could add features and simply warn you they're insecure instead of policing the features you have on your phone. My phone has the technology for facial recognition. Graphene prevents me from using it. That is not okay, and I am fully within my rights to poke fun at them for it.

I think some of y'all are so eager to come to the defense of good software that you've forgotten criticism is how things change for the better.

Shitposter? Umm, I’m actually really good at posting. Sounds like a skill issue on your part.

"Golden week", you say? Ha, you could say all my "weeks" are "golden". This is because the only "gold bikini" I need is my philosopher's stone, and I am using it to turn lead into gold Right Now

I don't even know how to type an emdash

Stumbled across an xAI job application that describes the company as "develops advanced artificial intelligence systems to understand the universe". Buddy, Elon Musk can't understand the balls under his dick let alone the universe.

Brits on Tw*tter are screaming and crying about how Americans are stupid and dumb because lemonade is CLEARLY fizzy, meanwhile the rest of the world that's not Britain is like "uhhhh no we're with the americans lemonade isn't fizzy that's lemon soda"

None of you whimsical little canids would last an hour in my brain without going mad and that's probably more of a me problem than a you problem but I simply choose to believe I alone have been blessed with the delusional gibberish darting around my brain like a plague of locusts. I am simply built different.

Deltarune theories are so funny because it's either "holy shit this makes sense and ties itself into every possible thing in the game so far" or it's "this makes sense only if you ignore any and all counterevidence and use various things for evidence that were already evidence for theories that the game actually hints towards"

Electricity was invented when John Electric decided to drop his prized 1734 toaster oven into his private hot tub to see what would happen

me when im the government and i have to sue people for daring to fix public infrastructure (i refuse to have this done because i am lazy)

Libertarians are so fucking weird dude. Got some chud in my replies who liked one of my posts about trans stuff but then got mad at me and called me a tyrant for shit-talking Rowling. Like. Okay man have fun.

Highest major placement for a Luigi in Melee history, 2nd place out of over 300 people, god fucking damn.

crazy how good banosh is for how simple it is. thank you ukraine for inventing food.