anneguisinherba

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@adhdeanasl@beige.party I know it may seem like just one more thing to pack, but I’d gladly share my “Just Say Gay” banner. I also have a deal on subcutaneous vaccine chips.

@davidaugust This wins the Internet today. Thank you.

@jvw@musicians.today Noooo…that’s not true…that’s impossible. #lavainmyears

@Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io You radiate strength. Thank you.

@flargh vs. Lord of the Rings: Yeah, you are soooo high.

Kuro channeling Marvin the Martian.

Kuro channeling Marvin the Martian.

U.S. citizens: The SAVE Act, which will disenfranchise any voter whose name doesn't match their passport--including millions of legally registered women, trans people, entertainment professionals--has passed the House and is going to the Senate. If you wouldn't mind, please take a second to text SAVE to 63033. It will notify your senator that you are against this insanity. Also, if you don't have a current passport, now is the time. I'm in the process of renewing mine, which has my married name and expires in November. I remember watching “I, Claudius” first-fun and thinking, “at least we’re safe from the likes of Tiberius and Caligula.” Damn, damn, damn.

It is the fifth birthday of our diabolical cat, Kuro Kageneko. He is always first to rush in where angels fear to tread. A holy terror to his sister Saxa and a cringing pugilist with his alpha uncle Raylan, he nurses an adolescent crush on his aunt Sjöfn, a dog who could eat him as a canapé. Standoffish with most people except when there’s food in the offing, he abases himself before his master Steve with a zeal that inevitably ends with him inverted on Daddy’s lap like a nursing infant. Turn-ons are shawls and cardboard cartons; turn-offs are being touched on the head and car trips. Happy birthday to our bad boy, and may your tuxedo never fade.

@ChaHarper@mastodon.scot Thank you for articulating what so many of us feel. Here’s to the next thousand.

@syhr@social.coop U.S. ally here. Wish I could sign.

@nycviewsbot@stefanbohacek.online Wow, I thought she’d be painted gold by now.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Bullseye. This should be required reading for all humans about to enter therapy. Or maybe just all humans.

@wdlindsy@toad.social NM found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG89IB3IMPA

@georgetakei@universeodon.com I wish I could believe they wouldn’t still vote for him, and vote against his impeachment.