it's funny living in a society that views "male nudity" and "female nudity" as fundamentally different things
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a killer e-clown beckoning you from a digital sewer. she/they. old enough to lie about being old enough to run for president of the united states. follow requests will be subject to a thorough investigation of your soul and all your sins in your current, past, and future lives.
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mitch mcconnell
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i just read marx and he said im being exploited by borzois
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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange hell even as a smartphone user ive had to learn to point the camera away from people when im reading in public
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otherwise you're just kinda being an asshole making shit up to misgender people
entities you may find on the outskirts of boston at night
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@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social pill bugs, but also, confusingly, potato bugs, which i later learned is a name that applies to a completely different creature with six legs
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@totalclaireity@toot.lgbt yeah any time someone reveals that they do this, it instantly changes the way i talk to them over text. i become a lot more guarded. the public speaking voice sneaks in.
A lot of my thoughts boil down to: the past is valuable not because it was better but because it was different
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@matildalove@wetdry.world according to the visual novel, george. possibly ringo too but the vn creator decided not to go in depth on him
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@LunaDragofelis@void.lgbt i'd get to be more selective about the clothes i wear, maybe wearing a t-shirt purely because i like the color, but nothing below the waist
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been seeing people whose idea of safety is built around, y'know, actually safety rather than security theater
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@eri@mk.moth.zone my old very unwoke boat job had a rule that you had to wear a name tag but it could be whatever name you want
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anyone born after 9/11 was conceived while the towers were falling this is law now
now that's what i call creepy- that's what, that's what i, what i call creepy p-
autism test: do you have problems with taking things literally
me: no im actually pretty good at it except for this one recent time i got kinda sloppy and the security guards started following me but i got ou the door before they could catch me
guess who's making questionable fashion choices again
they don't talk about the part of da vinci's sketchbooks where he drew up plans for 9/11
the top shortage is actually my fault. ive been borrowing them so i can sell them and then buy them back for less.
welcome to my ted talk "the transformative power of peeing your pants on stage"
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This is like the natural endpoint of never citing your sources, that aesthetics of presentation substitutes for provenance. You don't know where anything is from you just know its vibes.
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you gotta have like a certain baseline of spoken or implied consent tho
WEAR A MASK
make it easier for your friends who are braver and cooler than you to commit crimes
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@LunaDragofelis@void.lgbt @eri@mk.moth.zone worst overreach ive seen was a grocery store that made its employees wear tags with first name, last initial, all caps. i was rung up by a woman named ANA L.
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange motherfuckers will be like "im an anarchist and a family abolitionist which means you're not allowed to tell me im being domineering in my Chosen Family relationships"
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it's kind of fucked up that mcdonald's is buying the entire state of massachusetts and renaming middlesex county to mcgriddlesex
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And like, I'm not here to disparage the wisdom of things that people say in internet posts. Nor am I interested in giving undue authority to printed words. It's more like, when everything is churned into content, evaluating the authority of the source is a step you're discouraged from making.
Sharing that "traditional conservative family" post with my own caveat that I've found you can't necessarily trust leftists to not think of family in terms of ownership and control
(And no, I'm not interested in smarty-pants "those aren't actual leftists" responses, and indeed I'm willing to block people over them)
bsky poputrannies
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sleep and lack of it
is a uuid the one that explodes or the one that stops you getting pregnant
for my next trick i need you to leave a patch of bare skin on your arm unguarded and then look away
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@LunaDragofelis@void.lgbt huh. good question. im probably gonna need to continue using an android phone for my work apps but it would be nice if i could also use it for stuff that doesn't comply with android's upcoming restrictions.