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Roberto von Archimboldi

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Born following the unholy union of a duck and a cardboard box, Roberto von Archimboldi entered the world as a broken, diseased disaster. He has been searching for joy ever since.

My profile picture is of an apple, the upper third of which is brown because it is rotten, held lightly between thumb and fingers

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run I also like this version: https://old.mermaid.town/@futzle/116809381984707952 This is just to say I have valued the goose that was in your portfolio And which you were probably saving for the eggs Forgive me it was annualized depreciated and written off. (I am yet to work out how to quote toot)
old.mermaid.town

Deborah Pickett: "This is just to say I have valued the goose tha…" - Old Mermaid Town

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago

I love torrents, not because they let me pirate films but because it is the obvious way to share large files

#Torrents

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@calx@infosec.exchange @Owlor@meow.social @boffbowsh@mastodon.me.uk @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk I was thinking of Alistair Mitchell's biting a police officer with someone else's false teeth: http://thoughtportal.org/2025/08/17/alistair-mitchell-61-lawyer-whose-calling-was-knocked-into-him-at-a-riot/ But he was only convicted for it. He was charged with assaulting a police officer because of faked evidence
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Alistair Mitchell, 61: Lawyer whose calling was knocked into him at a riot – Thought Portal

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago

The response from the left to the glorious breach of Fortress Europe at Ceuta has upset me. Who cares if there is great political game? The people who moved are not pawns. They are agents. Perhaps they exploited a fault line in the ruling class. Good, let's pile into the breach they made and stop trying to repair it.

Donate to No Name Kitchen
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#Solidarity, #NoNameKitchen, #AbolishFrontex, #EndFortressEurope, #Migration, #Ceuta

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Emergency Solidarity with Ceuta | No Name Kitchen (Powered by Donorbox)

In recent days, thousands of people have arrived in Ceuta by swimming, completing an incredibly harsh crossing. They arrive with wounds, jellyfish stings, hunger, thirst, and in shock.This is not an invasion. It's a desperate search for a future.N...

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 7mo ago

The right wing response to the Green victory in Gorton & Denton is extremely troubling. It is important to remember that both the left and the right of the Labour party hated Corbyn because he was anti-imperialist.

I have to say that I don't think that the Greens are authentically anti-imperialist but perhaps they are. The troubling part of the response is the idea that any Muslim who is motivated to reject the Labour party because of their foreign policy is an Islamist. This is to say nothing of the fact that working class people of any religion might be tempted to vote for a party promising to end austerity and redistribute wealth, quite apart from their views on Gaza.

This is a very disturbing racism. They are saying that by rejecting the core tenet of the British establishment, Muslims are anti-democratic, extremists who don't belong in Britain. This is a dynamic that needs resisting. We need to make the bastards defend their imperialism and not allow it to be the threshold of being considered moderate, democratic and mainstream. We also need to insist that whiteness is not a prerequisite of political participation.

#UKPol

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@tribactam@social.vivaldi.net @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us it is, for better or worse, a long standing principle of the criminal justice system here that sentencing is for the judges. The jury is there to decide guilt. They are always barred from knowing the likely tariff. The thought being that they will overstep their function as the tribunal of fact. The deeper problem is the creation of a permanent state of exception through the various terrorism statutes. To declare something or someone terrorist is to put them outside of the normal protections of the law.
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago

So there are many terrible things about Sir Keir Starmer. His complete disregard for the meaning of what he says is one. Here is a snippet from his forward to 'Restoring Control' the immigration white paper:

'It is a wound, as I said on my first day as Prime Minister, that can only be healed by action not words. This White Paper is just that.'

My friend, it is 80 pages of policy proposal. It is literally words.

#KeirStarmer, #Knobhead, #UKPol

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago

Windows 11 is so full of bugs. I know that I am preaching to the converted, but at least when my Mint installation starts doing funny things, someone can teach me how to fix it. (Still trying to get my Bluetooth working again and my ersatz clicklock. I think that I did something to the kernel in a failed attempt to get VirtualBox to work).

#Windows11, #LinuxMint, #Annoyed, #PreachingToTheChoir

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 9mo ago
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@matthartley genuine question, what would it take financially to develop it into a fully functioning replacement for Nuance's Dragon Naturally Speaking for windows? I can't type or edit anything longer than an email. I also can't code. The one thing missing from the FOSS ecosystem is a proper, fully functional voice to text suite. I want to help make it happen. also this is amazing and thank you
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@jmopp is that 'free' as in 'freedom'?
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@AdrianRiskin as a counterpoint, here is Frank Ramsey: Where I seem to differ from some of my friends is in attaching little importance to physical size. I don't feel the least humble before the vastness of the heavens. The stars may be large, but they cannot think or love; and these are qualities which impress me far more than size does. I take no credit for weighing nearly seventeen stone. My picture of the world is drawn in perspective, and not like a model to scale. The foreground is occupied by human beings and the stars are all as small as threepenny bits. I don't really believe in astronomy, except as a complicated description of part of the course of human and possibly animal sensation. I apply my perspective not merely to space but also to time. In time the world will cool and everything will die; but that is a long time off still, and its present value at compound discount is almost nothing. Nor is the present less valuable because the future will be blank. Humanity, which fills the foreground of my picture, I find interesting and on the whole admirable. I find, just now at least, the world a pleasant and exciting place. You may find it depressing; I am sorry for you, and you despise me. But I have reason and you have none; you would only have a reason for despising me if your feeling corresponded to the fact in a way mine didn't. But neither can correspond to the fact. The fact is not in itself good or bad; it is just that it thrills me but depresses you. On the other hand, I pity you with reason, because it is pleasanter to be thrilled than to be depressed, and not merely pleasanter but better for all one's activities. His dates were 1903-1930.
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

Fun fact: judges in England and Wales no longer tell juries that the prosecution needs to have established guilt beyond reasonable doubt. They tell the jury that they need to be sure of the guilt of the accused. The standard of proof has not changed, but surety is meant to be a simpler concept for the jury to grasp than beyond reasonable doubt.

I find this odd. It is, I think, meant to help juries understand that they can convict when it is one person's word against another's. In other words, they are saying to the jury 'you can just believe the victim'. It has to be right that the facts can have been established even when two different versions are presented. You can always tell a story about what happened (or deny everything) but it be clear that you are lying. In everyday life, we would say, 'I'm sure that she is telling the truth'. The problem is that the doubt creeps in when you are asked, 'are you sure?'

Being sure is a psychological state. I am aware that I can be sure of something, that I left my keys on the side, and be wrong about how things are, my keys are not where I'm sure that I left them. Being proved beyond reasonable doubt is a fact about how things are in the world. Her version is established because it is clear and coherent. His version is preposterous.

It seems to me that asking a jury to be sure is likely to result in the jury concluding that they are not sure simply because they can imagine being wrong. That would be a much higher threshold than concluding that they have no good reason to think that they are wrong

#Juries, #LawFedi, #Knowledge, #Philosophy

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 7mo ago
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@davidnjoku while I agree that the regional variety of accents in English is fascinating, this example says more about how you are not attuned to difference in languages that you don't speak. West African French sounds very different from metropolitan French, I promise you. I imagine that to a native speaker, you can pick up variety across West Africa. You certainly can across France. That you need to be attuned to notice the difference is remarkable. You can probably tell a Ghanian from a Nigerian. I cannot. To me what is also fascinating is that there is no real difference in accent between the big Australian cities. Perth and Sydney are a continent apart, have different settlement histories and are as isolated from each other as they are from Wellington, yet even Aussies tell me that the only real differences in accent in Oz are up country and metropolitan. You can pick up class, but not geography
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@IkkleGemzUniverse@ohai.social no idea, but hopefully the hive mind can help
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 9mo ago

Maurice Stierl is right. Unless we resist the EU's continuing insistence that migration is a crisis and an emergency, their border politics will end any democratic norms and rights.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2025/dec/18/ten-years-fortress-europe-served-cruelty-profiteers-racists-next-decade-up-us

#AbolishFrontex ,#FortressEU, #NoBorders, #Migration

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@nextcloud @collectives I do love me a bit of collectives
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago

JH Prynne is dead. The poetry seemed overrated, but he was a brilliant critic. I attended some seminars he gave many years back. They were superb. He seemed a truly kind man.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/apr/23/extraordinary-and-original-poet-jh-prynne-dies

#JHPrynne

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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@mothninja you have become a romantic. This is gorgeous. I love the way the window does not divide the scene evenly in two. It gives it the sense of a fleeting glance at, as you say, the eternal
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@jmopp we should make this happen, 'Google, free as in free base'
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@AdrianRiskin I mostly know him because of his work on truth. He was clearly a wonderful thinker
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@adriano you, definitely you
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@eniatitova@sfba.social @jeridansky@sfba.social do they add the same stuff to gas the world over? I sort of hoped that gas smelt differently in different countries
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 7mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party it is the use of Snoop Dogg that does it for me
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 7mo ago
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@davidnjoku we need to find some Australians, but that is what I have been told. It is interesting though what you can't pick up on. Maybe it is a bit like 'p' and 'b' for Arabic speakers or the two 'u's in French. To me 'cul', (arse) and 'cou' (neck) sound identical and are pronounced as you would say 'coup' in English. To a French speaker they couldn't be confused. I try and try, but I can't hear it
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 9mo ago
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@matthartley I definitely don't have the money. I imagine it is in the £100,000s bracket. I would like to help fundraise. There has to be the money for such an important tool
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 25mo ago
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@brianstorms@mastodon.social @jeffcutsinger@tenforward.social do let us know if your sales go up now that your publisher had their way. Here's thing about non fiction, as you know, its audience is researchers. Putting together even a short paper takes years of work and a massive quantity of reading. You do that, and have always done that, by going to the library. Even well paid tenured academics don't have the money or the need to buy thousands of books just for the half chapter that might become a footnote. The evidence given by the internet archive is that the average loan was about 20 minutes. Losing the open library restricts access to academia to those with an affiliation to a university that can afford the crazily expensive subscriptions to the big publishers. That is really sad in itself. It is also really about Hackette et al maintaining their ability to take rent from the work of researchers.
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@mothninja@beige.party even the buds are bursting
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@goaty@meow.social @futurebird@sauropods.win This has to be right. A friend of mine pointed out to me that banning trans women from elite sport is to impose an upper limit on what it is to be woman. The corollary of that is you make men's sport the open section and the women's game the consolation prize. This can't be a feminist approach
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Roberto von Archimboldi @RobertoArchimboldi@kolektiva.social
· 6mo ago
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@eniatitova@sfba.social @jeridansky@sfba.social oh well, another dream dies
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