Chuck Norris was a right wing bigot who campaigned against same-sex marriage, supported the Obama birther conspiracy, and was just generally an all-around shithead. Fuck him.
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"There's only one rule that I know of, babies-'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'" he/him Ⓥ🌱
Free Palastine. Land Back. Black Lives Matter. Love is Love. Gender is made up.
As @SRLevine puts it: "Favorite stars don't cost money and can make someone smile (or at least feel seen) so I use them often. I'm not being weird at you specifically, I'm being weird at everyone."
That said, boosts = marriage proposals.
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This is a long-shot, but what the heck.
I'm looking to #getfedihired. I'm a Mortgage LOS System Admin with 15+ years of administering, supporting, and configuring the Encompass LOS. What does that mean? I run the enterprise software for a mid-size, regional mortgage bank. A lot of skill overlap with an Business Analyst position. I have some coding experience, but I'm not a developer. I used to be an attorney, so I also bring compliance skills.
Remote or willing to relocate in the PNW area.
My professor's bio for this python course I'm taking reads in part: "for the past few years I've been using generative AI to create videos and music. I published three music videos on YouTube..."
Thanks, I hate it. What a fucking tool.
You have ~10lbs of asian pears. What do you make?
Last year I made pear butter and chutney. I'm disinclined to make pear butter again tbqh
It's so cool of the entire country of Canada to celebrate my birthday every year. Thanks, peeps. 🥰
Speaking of my birthday today: For my birthday, I'd love it if you reached out and connected with someone. That friend or family member you feel you've been neglecting. Or someone you wish you were closer to. Just let them know you were thinking about them, and maybe see if they want to spend some time together.
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Well good news! Just had a follow up on the rib fracture and apparently all the stuff online is wrong? He estimates four to six weeks for symptom free recovery. Not great but also significantly less terrible than what I was worrying.
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Also! Fellow white people: remember to use your privilege for good. This couple was (and presumably still are) Black. I'm a middle-aged white man with metric tons of privilege and the folks at the hardware store know me very well. So I was able to borrow a tool from the shop without paying for it. (an ultra long grabby claw thing that we were able to squeeze in a crack to unlock the door)
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Ha! Yep. Totally jinxed myself. There was a very distressed young couple in the hardware store parking lot with their tiny baby. They had locked their keys in their car. Since they obviously would have called a locksmith if that was something in their financial means I offered to help. Said help involved me doing physical things that I probably should not have been doing. That said we successfully got the keys out of their car and they were able to get their baby out of the hot sun.
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@b@convo.casa I also question whether PPB is really under resourced and understaffed. They have been conducting a work slow down for the last 6 years because they got their feelings hurt by the protests. Now it's possible, I suppose, that both could be true. But until they stop the work slow down we'll never know.
Damn Portland really loves it's free compost. I'm in line for Portland's free compost day and it's backed up over a mile!!
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@Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com personal
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I'm probably going to jinx myself here. But I'm relatively pain free while just sitting down today. And I've got 80-85% range of motion before it goes beyond uncomfortable into actual pain. Hooray for bodies doing that healing thing they do!
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@younata@hachyderm.io @dana_pike posts much too infrequently, but has some fun and interesting videos. Mostly about building a small boat. @3x3customTamar is an amazing furniture builder. Her older stuff is much better than the newer stuff imho. There's always Simone Giertz, but I just assume everyone already follows her. John's Furniture Repair (named after her father I believe) can be a little boring but she's a professional and knows her stuff.
So, I had a pretty rough case of COVID a couple years ago. Screwed up my sense of smell and taste for several weeks. Everything smelled sort of rotten and anything with vinegar particularly so.
My sense of smell and taste eventually returned BUT every now and then I'll wake up in the morning and the rotten smell/taste is back nearly full blown (including this morning). Anybody know what the mechanism is for this??
#COVID
Hey fellow un-medicated ADHD folks. Do you have any tricks for handling inattentive-type symptoms? Like, you've got a thing you HAVE to focus on, but your brain is all "nah, bruh."
ETA: In this case I'm talking about immediate situations where taking breaks is not possible. Like an important training webinar that I HAVE to pay attention to.
Couldn't put my finger on exactly why today's weather felt so RIGHT until I realized that it's because it's wet outside and the sky is gray. As it should be this time of year in Portland.
LOL, less than two days before the Federal Student Loan repayment plan overhaul goes into effect and their website is down for a "planned maintenance" DURING BUSINESS HOURS. Who the hell is running their IT department and what is their home address? I just have a couple questions.😡 🔨
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My favorite bathroom signage was at a local bar/restaurant. There were three restroom doors. Each door was painted with a single word. "It" on one, "Doesn't" on the next, and "Matter" on the third.
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Way too many cis people be like: there are only two genders! Don't be weird!
And then do shit like this.
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Every straight woman in my life (that has or recently had a partner) has dealt with this man-baby bullshit in the past couple years and WTF fellow men.
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I want to go to a bookstore. My local one is only 1.5 miles away so normally I'd just walk it. Occassionally I might bike it if time was tight.
But I'm still recovering and have had several setbacks this weekend, including tripping/falling last night. I caught myself but not w/o undoing some healing. So walking/biking are out. I looked at public transit and it's two buses with a layover. That's silly for something only 1.5 miles away. So that leaves driving. :/ I'll probably just skip it.
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Jack Conte: AI doesn't replace humans!
Also Jack Conte: We're laying off 20% of our workforce because we're using AI!
I mean, kudos to them for a decent severance package. But WTF.
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Wearing a lidocaine patch (prescription strength!) to help with some weird, worsening rib pain. And I'm reminded of an experience a couple years ago at the dentist:
The hygienist was giving me lidocaine injections in advance of a procedure and my heart started racing like crazy. When I mentioned this to her, she said "Yes lidocaine can cause that to 'men of a certain age'".
I laughed at the phrasing and said "you mean "old"? She stammered a bit and said something like "I mean men over 40."
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Anyway he's now sulking in his crate because I couldn't cuddle him exactly the way he wanted.
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My wee dog Lucky is a particularly needy and demanding little furbeast and is really struggling with my injury.
No walks for nearly 2 weeks and cuddles are severely limited. First I was afraid he might jostle my rib. But I'm also still really bruised so lap cuddles are a no. I've tried situating him in my lap in a way that doesn't hurt my bruises but he absolutely refuses to accommodate my needs and tries to switch to his preferred position. Poor guy doesn't know what to do with himself. :(
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@Voline@kolektiva.social Yyyyyup. It's so awful.
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@rasterweb@mastodon.social My incredibly unpopular opinion:
While I think there should be more regulation around those e-motorcycles, I'm not overly worried about kids on these things. I'd rather have kids tearing around on these things than driving their parents' massive SUVs or one of those ridiculous, loud street racers.
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My company gets my health insurance through United Healthcare. Yeah, THAT one.
Today I got a letter from them saying they want more information about my injury before they'll process my ER visit.
My claim number? "FU879305890234890324".* Yup. My claim number literally starts with F and then followed by a U. Sigh. I bet this is going to go really well.
*numeric digits have been anonymized for this post
Hey #pdx this looks like a cool job:
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@cmccullough Written by a few men 100+ years after the supposed man died, all based entirely on letters written by a man who never met the guy who supposedy existed. Literally no contemporaneous accounts exist.
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@BlackAzizAnansi Probably not. He built his political image on Birtherism re: Obama.
Holy crap. Someone recommended this video on here recently that I can't find the post right now. House of the Rising Sun played by Mumford & Sons, plus Celisse on guitar and Trombone Shorty on you know what at the New Orleans Jazz Festival.
You are not prepared for this. Right up there with The Animals version
House Of The Rising Sun (Live At New Orleans Jazz Fest) featuring Celisse and Trombone Shorty
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@kristinHenry That would make a really cool print pattern!
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@indie@infosec.exchange Just FYI, while this is certainly a newsworthy item, that guy is a scammer. Kevin Dahlgren was convicted of stealing from homeless services here in Portland a couple years ago.
@phooky 🦀🦀🦀
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@evan@cosocial.ca @matty@blahaj.zone @alice@lgbtqia.space my dude. That's literally the exact opposite of informed consent. The informing part has to happen before they can consent.
Weird bug in the yard today!
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@evacide@hachyderm.io saaaaaaaammme