Jeremy Mallin
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Recently identified late Dx Autistic he/him. Artist, designer, engineer.
Avatar: Full color selfie photo of me, a 51 year-old white man in a black T-shirt, wearing eyeglasses
Background: A 3D rendering of a rainbow colored arrangement of rows of Crayola crayons created by me in Lightwave with textures I created in Illustrator
Why is it so hard to say "yippee kai yay" without throwing in a "Mother Fucker"? 🤪
It's like trying to do "shave and a haircut" without the "two bits". 😆
A local pizza chain sells an "Eight Corner" rectangular pizza. Every time I hear that, I just want to shout, "That's NOT an eight corner pizza! It's two four corner pizzas!"
Nobody eats until we find the Dufresnes!
If I use my toaster oven on the "bagel" setting to heat a bagel, is it a bagler oven instead of a toaster oven?
Anyone else ever ask if the extra table setting was for Eliyahu or Elijah when you were a kid? Or if there should have been two—one for each?
Why are English muffins called muffins? They don't even remotely resemble any other kind of muffin?
Why is it still called "Swiss cheese" if it's made in Wisconsin (or any place that is not Switzerland)?