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@ppatel@mstdn.social @darrell73@mastodon.online @JonathanMosen@caneandable.social Like I was telling Johnathon, I have actually seen in the comment section of a couple articles and videos that people have already bluntly said, if they see the flashing light, and someone hasn't asked permission, they would gladly take six months in jail, as they would break the persons glasses. well that is just lovely! Someone who is totally blind, wouldn't know you are in there, and they might be looking around, and so the flashing light would happen. so they are saying they would walk up to a totally blind person and do this? someone had better not try that crap with me. I am getting to the point where I am going to start telling sighted people I don't want them looking at me. if you can't leave blind persons alone, and I understand you might not know they are blind, but if you can't leave us alone, and let us use our glasses not in fear, then you don't deserve to look at me, or anything for that matter. If you are going to be this bad about smart glasses, then you need to include phones in the mix, as I have seen many people abuse the video camera, or just the camera on a phone taking pictures, and video. maybe some would say my opinion is stupid, but I will die on this hill! If you are going to smash my glasses, or tell me I can't use them to look around, and help me out, then you don't deserve to look at me, or look around either. I know, I know. there will be people that will say that isn't the same thing, and they are kind of right, but it is the same thing to us. because of what these glasses can do for us, they can help us see, and do things.

I had been thinking of what to make for dinner, but couldn't make any desitions. May came home from work, and asked if I wanted dominoes. problem solved! so I am having the medium size philli cheese steak pizza that I had last time.

is mother nature trying to throw everything but the kitchen sink in the forecast and see what it stirs up? Smoke To Storms Mid-Michigan Weather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytvvlgN1G8

@shefoof@someplace.social @lord_raven86@mastodon.stickbear.me gasoleen? erm? um? whatthe hell? he should smell like smoke, not gasoleen! lol! unless there is something else around your place that smells like that.

@lord_raven86@mastodon.stickbear.me morning. I am actually having coffee this morning. smile. I haven't had it for a few days, and so I said fuck itg! I don't care that it is still a bit warm in here, I am having my god damned mother fucking coffee! lol!

@shefoof@someplace.social @lord_raven86@mastodon.stickbear.me it is so fucking bad, that you can smell it in our living room as if you were outside! thatis how bad it is.

@Cam@mastodon.stickbear.me is this what you currently take that makes you puke? at least that is what I thought I saw you say when you eat too much?

@mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca @shefoof@someplace.social hey marten? if I want your opinion, I will fart! ok? got it? good! lol!

@prism@infosec.exchange @technocounselor@caneandable.social you know what is sad is that the talkback or what ever they use on the samsung tv's is actually a bit faster than talkback on the tv streamer.

do we call this round two? Here is hoping it doesn't get as bad as round one was!

Air Quality Alert issued July 18 at 12:11PM EDT by NWS Grand Rapids MI

The Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy (EGLE) has issued an Air Quality Alert for July 18 and for July 19, 2026, for elevated levels of fine particulate due to wildfire smoke. Concentrations on Saturday will range from Unhealthy for Sensitive Groups (USG) in northern half of the lower peninsula to Unhealthy across the upper peninsula. On Sunday concentrations will range from USG across the lower peninsula to Unhealthy in the upper peninsula.

Saturday, July 18, 2026, Air Quality Alert covers the upper peninsula, and the northern half of the lower peninsula

Sunday, July 19, 2026, will be a Statewide Air Quality Alert

Smoke has improved across the southern portion of Michigan early Saturday; however, another plume is forecast to track through the state Saturday, lasting into Sunday. The upper peninsula will be most affected by the smoke on Saturday with fine particulate levels deteriorating from north to south through Saturday. Concentrations will be high enough across northern areas to warrant an Air Quality Alert for Saturday, and by Sunday levels will be high enough to warrant another statewide Alert. With smoke lingering across the state, ozone also has the potential to increase quickly.

It is recommended that, when possible, you avoid strenuous outdoor activities, especially those with heart disease and respiratory conditions like asthma. Watch for symptoms including wheezing, coughing, chest tightness, dizziness, or burning in nose, throat, and eyes. You can help reduce air pollution by limiting activities, such as:

• outdoor burning;
• use of residential wood burning devices. Tips for households:
• Keep windows closed overnight to prevent smoke from getting indoors and, if possible, run central air conditioning with MERV-13 or higher rated filters. For up-to-date air quality data for Michigan visit the MiAir site:Michigan.gov/MiAir

For up-to-date air quality data nationally visit EPAs Air Now site: AirNow.gov

For further health information, please see MDHHS Wildfire Smoke and Your Health site: https://www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/safety-injury-prev/environmental- health/your-health- and-wildfire-smoke Air Quality Alert Michigan

Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy

Muskegon...Ottawa...Kent...Ionia...Clinton...Allegan...Barry...Eaton... Ingham...Van Buren...Kalamazoo...Calhoun...Jackson.

Issued: July 18, 2026 12:11 PM Expires: July 20, 2026 12:00 AM

@LunarPhoenix@someplace.social @Joe@caneandable.social I absolutely love the philli cheese steak pizza, and the marble brownie! nom nom nom nom nom!

@shefoof@someplace.social @Spacy@mastodon.stickbear.me but but but but but the sound just needs to be made! lol! it can't just hang out there, not being done you know. lol.

It is Monday morning, and it is time once again for your daily dose of a #SnarkyWeather report for Holt Michigan. Alright you beautiful bastards in Holt, Michigan, wake the hell up because it is 6 in the goddamn morning and Mother Nature decided to crank the humidity to a disgusting 91 percent and wrap the whole town in a thick wet blanket of fog and mist. It is 53.6 degrees out, the wind is dead calm at zero mph so the air is just sitting there like a fat lazy cat that ate too much, and you can see a whopping five miles ahead which is great if you enjoy driving into oblivion but shit if you were hoping to admire your neighbor's ugly shed. Oh and surprise, there is an Air Quality Alert hanging over us from yesterday afternoon courtesy of the NWS Grand Rapids crew who clearly had nothing better to do than remind us the air might try to kill us slowly. Probably from all the fart clouds drifting in. Monday bumps up to a sweaty 83 degrees with more patchy smoke and a light 12 mph breeze from the south southwest, just enough to blow the stink of your own bad life choices back in your face. Monday night we get a 67 degree chance of showers and thunderstorms with winds at 14 mph, so if you planned to grill naked in the backyard now is the time to reconsider you weirdo. Tuesday is basically a repeat of Monday's bullshit at 83 degrees with a 16 mph west southwest wind and another chance of showers and thunderstorms, and Tuesday night cools to 55 with storms possibly giving up and then parting ways for partly cloudy skies and a stiff 16 mph northwest wind that will mess up whatever hair you have left. By Wednesday the weather finally pulls its head out of its ass and gives us sunny 75 degrees with a 12 mph northwest wind, a rare day where you can go outside without feeling like you are inhaling a campfire's diarrhea. So for you planning activities this week: today is for staying inside and questioning your decision to live in Michigan, tonight and Monday are for wearing a mask like it is still 2020 but this time because the air is trash, and if you want to do anything outdoors without sweating your balls off or getting rained on wait for Wednesday you lazy fucks.

@lerven@tweesecake.social I don't think I did. lol. I just put it in using ctrl+n, but I didn't know it wouldn't play right away. that is what I assumed ctrl+n would do, but no worries, I just went to my favorites, and saw it was there.

@shefoof@someplace.social it is so bad, it is very very strong even in the living room, and may said it is going down the hallway. when I went outside to try to record a video of it, all I can say is holy fucking shit it was strong as hell!

Hey there everyone! well it is Thursday, and this means another version of the #SnarkyWeather report, smokey style! Hey there, Holt! Morning! If you’re here for a foggy, smoky, humidity-soaked start to the week, good luck with that. Let’s just say the weather’s decided to party and forget to wash its hands. Right now? You’re walking through a fog machine someone forgot to turn off, all while sweating like you’re stuck in a sock drawer. 86% humidity? That’s not moisture—that’s a personality cult. Fog’s so thick, I’m surprised you can see your own hand in front of your face. Welcome to Michigan’s version of a bad spa day. If you leave the house, expect to be miracle-wrapped in moisture unless you’ve got a fog-ass face like a hockey goalie. The alerts? Oh, sweet summer child. The “Special Weather Statement” is basically a text from Mother Nature saying, “Hey, I’m here, and I’m not done throwing crap at you yet.” Meanwhile, the Air Quality Alert is just smoke parties from hell. You’re getting smoked and fogged and humid-ified all at once. Shocking, right? Now, let’s talk about the forecast. Today’s high? 91°F. Yes. You’re going to sweat through layers, your drinks are going to be lukewarm, and smoke is going to cling to you like a bad memory. Wind’s 6 mph NNE—meaning the smoke’s going to come in from the north, which is just the weather’s way of taunting you: “Nice weather, but we prefer to play deadpan.” Tonight? Cooler, but the smoke’s still there, and the wind’s shifting east. Congrats, you’re now getting smoke from two directions. Friday? Smoke plus a hint of showers and thunderstorms. The weather’s like a toddler on a sugar rush: unpredictable and slightly disruptive. By Saturday, it’s full-on storms, and the wind’s at 15 mph. Are you ready to duck and cover like it’s 1952? In short: If you’re planning to be outside, pack a umbrella, a dehumidifier, and a sense of humor. If you’re staying indoors, expect your door to fog up on you like a horror movie. And if you must go out? Just be grateful the wind’s not blowing. Because 0.0 mph here means the fog’s taking a nap in your lungs. Stay alive, Michigan. You’re all doing great. Or… maybe you shouldn’t. It’s a foggy day. (Smoke if you love the air, idiots.) 🌫️🌧️

@countrymetalhead@someplace.social oh trust me! how well I know! I have been told I have been the king of train recks. I have actually went from metalica to a track from the 1920's, just because I can! lol!

Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued July 15 at 7:50PM EDT until July 15 at 9:15PM EDT by NWS Grand Rapids MI

SVRGRR

The National Weather Service in Grand Rapids has issued a

• Severe Thunderstorm Warning for... Northeastern Ingham County in south central Michigan...

• Until 915 PM EDT.

• At 750 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located near Perry, moving southeast at 25 mph.

HAZARD...60 mph wind gusts and quarter size hail.

SOURCE...Radar indicated.

IMPACT...Hail damage to vehicles is expected. Expect wind damage to roofs, siding, and trees.

• Locations impacted include... Williamston... Webberville... Bell Oak...

For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a building.

Large hail and damaging winds and continuous cloud to ground lightning is occurring with this storm. Move indoors immediately. Lightning is one of nature's leading killers. Remember, if you can hear thunder, you are close enough to be struck by lightning.

Issued: July 15, 2026 7:50 PM Expires: July 15, 2026 9:15 PM

@Spacy@mastodon.stickbear.me @shefoof@someplace.social I wouold make the sound, butr while I have several sounds of cats meowing, I don't have the sound of a cat puking. ROFL!

it looks like the air quality page has been updated as of 3:00 AM, and it still shows we are really bad. here is what I am seeing on that page. This pollutant currently has the highest AQI in the area. PM2.5 418 Hazardous Lansing Monitor Everyone should stay indoors and reduce activity levels. Stay tuned to local news media for advisories. PM10 280 Very Unhealthy Lansing Monitor OZONE 20 Good Lansing Monitor

It is Monday, and this means for a lot of you the start to your work week. Lets see what Darin Rockcole of Lansings channel 10 says about our weather for the week. Smoke Today... Storms Tonight Mid-Michigan Weather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JTldr4X1VQ

@Orinks@mastodon.stickbear.me @mew@fwoof.space this means I need to grab all of thouse sounds before I upgrade mine, as some of those sounds are good to usek, and I am someone that wants sounds for a whole bunch of the catigories. ok, that really high pitched one, I won't use, but some of the others will work nicely in my soundpack.

@shefoof@someplace.social @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca just rememb er though that just because you can't smell it, doesn't mean it might not bother you. like I said, maybe it isn't bothering you, and that is a good thing, but there are some that are sensitive enough that even 80 could start bothering them. you just might be one that it has to be higher to start bothering you.

@LunarPhoenix@someplace.social dirty soda? fluffy coke? what in the world? I have seen the dirty soda on amazon, and just the name makes me not want to try it at all!

holy hell! to go from dirty little secret to jurnies open arms with no station ID between them is one hell of a fucking train reck! jesus christ automation!

IMPORTANT!! This is from channel 10 out of Lansing Michigan. They titled the video Poor Air Quality, and it is deffinitly pore air quality! you can smell it really strong in our living room! Folks please take this seriously!

Poor Air Quality Today Mid-Michigan Weather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzLDKar5kk

I just had two garlic burgers from steak and shake, and this means I just finished my dinner. I just took my first dose of metformen. so lets see how this goes. I still have two more burgers for later tonight.

@countrymetalhead@someplace.social @lerven@tweesecake.social I have a small issue with the tags. I did what it said, I typed a tag, and pressed enter, but it put a couple that I didn't want! do you guys know how to remove the ones I don't want?

@shefoof@someplace.social @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca for us to be in a good catigory, it needs to be under 50.

@shefoof@someplace.social @Spacy@mastodon.stickbear.me I know, I know! I got it! we could make a cat meowing, and barfing remix! set it to music, so the cat pukes to the beat, and meows to the beat! ROFL! ok, I think I have completely lost it!

it is Friday, and for some of you this means that the weekend is very close. Lets see what the #SnarkyWeather report is saying for today, and the weekend, shall we. Alright you beautiful bastards in Holt, Michigan, wake the hell up because the weather this morning is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a coma. It is 7:05 in the goddamn morning, it is 61.88 degrees which is basically sweater weather if you are a pussy, and we are sitting in fog and mist with 88 percent humidity. Yeah you heard me, 88 percent. It is so wet out there you could lick the air and get your daily water intake. Wind is zero mph so the mosquitoes are having a goddamn orgy on your porch and visibility is about one and a half miles which means you can see your neighbor's house but not the shit-eating grin on his face. Pressure is high at 30.1 inHg so enjoy that because the air is about to turn into a fart cloud. We have a Special Weather Statement from NWS Grand Rapids because apparently they felt the need to tell us it is foggy when we can already see we are in a damn cloud. We also have not one but two Air Quality Alerts from yesterday because the air is apparently too trash to breathe, severity unknown which probably means they do not know if it will kill you or just make you cough like a chain smoker. Now here is the kicker for your weekend plans you lazy fucks. Today it is going to cook your balls at 91 degrees with smoke blowing in at 8 mph from the south. So if you were gonna grill outside you are just gonna season your burgers with wildfire soot, enjoy that shit. Tonight 71 degrees and patchy smoke, real romantic if you like sucking on a campfire. Saturday we hit 89 with showers and thunderstorms likely and 15 mph wind from the west, so your picnic will turn into a wet t-shirt contest whether you like it or not. Saturday night drops to a brisk 60 and mostly clear so you can finally see the stars while you nurse your hangover. Sunday is 83 and sunny with a light north wind, actually a decent day for once so maybe touch grass you weirdo. Sunday night 61 and mostly clear, perfect for sneaking out to piss in the bushes. Bottom line: today is a smoky sauna, Saturday is a wet mess, Sunday is the only day you will not want to punch the sky. Plan accordingly and stop bitching to me about it.

Here we are. The start of a new week. I really hope mother nature calms down a bit as last week was just down right crazy! Will she? well lets have a look at the #SnarkyWeather report to find out. Alright you beautiful bastards in Holt, Michigan, wake the hell up because here is your weather report straight from someone who is fucking tired of telling you it is partly cloudy for the tenth day in a row. Right now at 7:15 in the goddamn morning it is 59 degrees, which sounds nice until you realize it is thicker than a politician's skull out there with fog and mist and a humidity level of 90 percent. Yeah, 90 fucking percent. You are basically breathing soup. Wind is zero mph so the air is just sitting there like your lazy uncle on the couch, doing absolutely nothing. Visibility is about 5 miles which means you can see your neighbor's house but probably not his goddamn sense of boundaries. Pressure is normal, blah blah blah. Oh and surprise, there is an Air Quality Alert from yesterday because apparently the air is not just wet and shitty, it is also bad for your lungs. Maybe don't go for a jog and die, that would ruin my comedy. Now for the shit show coming up. Today you get 81 degrees and areas of smoke. Because fog was not enough, let us add smoke like the universe is smoking a joint and forgot to pass it to us. Wind picks up to a whopping 6 mph from the north northeast, so tiny. Tonight 59 degrees and patchy smoke, because consistency is for losers. Monday it warms to 83 with patchy smoke then mostly sunny, like the sky cannot commit to anything. Winds 12 mph from the south southwest, still weak. Monday night the skies finally grow a pair and bring showers and thunderstorms at 66 degrees. Tuesday 84 with showers and thunderstorms and a slightly less pathetic 16 mph wind, then Tuesday night it cools to 57 with a chance of showers and thunderstorms before getting partly cloudy. So basically if you planned a fucking picnic this week, you are an idiot and the weather will punish you for it. Bottom line Holt: wear a mask for the air, drive slow in the fog, and if you hear thunder just sit your ass inside with a beer because mother nature is having mood swings and you are not invited to calm her down.

is anyone else seeing this with walmarts web site? I use the web site when adding food to our cart, and normally I see a price on items with no issues, but I think something is really broken. let me give you an example here. Here is a lunchable that we get for Jaydon as he really likes them. Rollback Lunchables Chicken Dunks with Chocolate Creme Cookies, 4 oz Pack. normally this runs I think around $1.89 or something like that, but look at this! Now$168$1.8742.0 ¢/oz I think what they are trying to say is they are $1.68, but first they forgot the period, and second of all where they are trying to show how much it is per ounce, the dollar sign is right up against the 8 of the $168, instead of no space between them. so not only does it look like they are $168, but it just reads really weird because of the other dollar amount right up against the other price with no space between.

@Spacy@mastodon.stickbear.me @shefoof@someplace.social actually wouldn't that be meow/ralf? lol. sorry I just couldn't resist.

@shefoof@someplace.social cat puke is never fun to clean up anywhere.

@countrymetalhead@someplace.social oh I love train recks, but that one was just serious ouch! lol!

@shefoof@someplace.social I guess he thought he was leaving you a present? or maybe he was getting evin with you for something. who knows with cats. smile.

@shefoof@someplace.social that might be sort of possible, but if your air is keeping you relitivly cooled down, and you aren't going outside, and doing dancing in the driveway, I can't see that as being the whole problem.

@prism@infosec.exchange @technocounselor@caneandable.social you think that is bad, try typing on the onscreen keyboard! talkback takes so long to go between letters, it isn't even remotely phoney! I did a podcvast on the google tv streamer, and that part didn't impress me at all. if talkback was that slow on a phone, I can't think of anyone that would get an android. I know it is talkback that is slow, as you can hear when you switch to another letter, and how long it takes talkback to to respond.

@lerven@tweesecake.social not a bad little player.

@Tamasg@mindly.social @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca yeah, but apple doesn't give you an 800ma battery! lol!

@LunarPhoenix@someplace.social that type of shit is just not cool! I mean ok, if they do it every once in a while, it might be ok, but all the time? sorry, but no.

@munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me @LunarPhoenix@someplace.social @Joe@caneandable.social I do believe they do cook them, but don't quote me on that.

@Cam@mastodon.stickbear.me but yes, for the first week, or two, I am suppose to be on one pill a day. I will need to call her though as like I said, she really can't up me, or I won't have enough to make it.

@mew@fwoof.space I almost wonder if it was the heat advisery, as that one is rather high pitched if I remember correctly. I could of course be wrong. it could also be the air quality aletrt. I know what sound you might be thinking of. in all seriousness. you can make your own sound pack for accessiweather. I am very very slowly working on one already. I am just trying to come up with all the sound first, before I put it together.

@countrymetalhead@someplace.social @ablade@mastodon.stickbear.me so what I could do is throw a whole shit load of ice in my cup, and brew two 12 ounce cups like I normally do, and almost get the same thing. smile.

this was just issued for the Lansing, and Holt Michigan area. Severe Thunderstorm Watch issued July 18 at 1:22PM EDT until July 18 at 8:00PM EDT by NWS Grand Rapids MI THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 493 IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM EDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS IN MICHIGAN THIS WATCH INCLUDES 5 COUNTIES IN SOUTH CENTRAL MICHIGAN CALHOUN EATON INGHAM JACKSON IN SOUTHWEST MICHIGAN KALAMAZOO THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF BATTLE CREEK, BROOKFIELD, CHARLOTTE, EAST LANSING, EATON RAPIDS, GRAND LEDGE, GRESHAM, JACKSON, KALAMAZOO, LANSING, PORTAGE, AND WAVERLY. Issued: July 18, 2026 1:22 PM Expires: July 18, 2026 8:00 PM

@Tamasg@mindly.social @mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca I am looking at getting the galaxy watch that just came out! I mean an 800ma battery? bring it on! lol! plus I saw the processer is even better.