mastodon 4.7.3“It is easy to believe we are each waves and forget we are also the ocean.”
"Two German tourists went on holiday to Hawaii for 3 weeks.
But they never left the airport. They were arrested, interrogated for 7.5 hours, accused of intending to work illegally with zero proof.
They were held in prison for 3 days then deported.
DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE USA."
- BladeoftheSun
Happy Easter .. to all you christian nationalists.
#Mastodon #Sunday #Easter2026 #HappyEaster #EasterSunday #humor
"Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing" - Andy Borowitz
NEWS WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP:
"Donald Trump deletes AI image depicting himself as Jesus" -
"Trump Just Posted An AI Image Of Himself With Jesus" - Forbes
"Iran Embassy in Tajikistan posts AI video of Jesus punching Trump in the face" - The Hill
For those who have come in late,
Angry Staffer has summed it:
"Iran won’t close the Strait
Iran better open the Strait
Iran has 2 days to open the Strait
Iran has a week to open the Strait
NATO, open the Strait
I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened
I don’t care about the Strait
No ceasefire till Strait is open"
"‘I came, I saw, I conquered:’ Trump set to claim victory in Iran at primetime address" - POLITICO
"Pass the hot sauce.
We've reached the predicted TACO moment.
In his presser right now, he basically says, adios Iran!
Mission Accomplished!" - David Axelrod
AWWW, SAD STORY OF THE DAY:
"Trump told Marjorie Taylor Greene that his friends would get hurt if the Epstein files were released."
"He also said that he wouldn't invite the victims to the White House because they hadn't done anything to deserve it."
[His morals are sooo screwed up.]
"MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on how the White House UFC event scheduled for Trump’s birthday on June 14 is falling apart as no one wants to attend, UFC fighters are calling out Trump, and even UFC host Joe Rogan thinks it’s a bad idea."
[I knew it .. I knew it!
He got a Death-Cage built
and Nobody wants to fight!
Lololololol]
"Franklin Graham told Trump he can still get into Heaven" ... The evangelist's letter dated Oct '25, shared by Trump, highlights how faith can excuse even the worst behavior.
What else did he tell Taco?
- Suppress any evidence linking you to affairs, little girls and pool boys.
- Don't start an Asian land war that's really about regime change and oil.
- Do whatever Bibi tells you to do, so you don't appear to be Anti-Semitic.
🚨BREAKING: "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew has been arrested by Thames Valley Police"
".. on suspicion of misconduct in public office linked to his past role as UK trade envoy and association with the late Jeffrey Epstein. Officers searched addresses in Berkshire & Norfolk, including his Wood Farm residence, as the investigation follows newly released Epstein files alleging he shared sensitive trade information."
"Elon Musk Offers to Pay TSA Workers' Salaries Amid Shutdown Chaos" - X
[Why don't they borrow the money from ICE's $29 billion annual budget. They are both under DHS. Oh No. Because of laws and rules. That has not stopped them before.]
BREAKING: "Trump has nominated DR. NICOLE SAPHIER to be the next Surgeon General"
Saphier has been a regular guest on Fox News for years now, and has been outspoken against COVID VAX mandates for children.
[She is a COVID VAX Denier because she seen no evidence it works. Wonder if she is going to explain to her boss' boss, RFK Jr, that she sees no evidence connecting the loosening of the Measles VAX requirements and why we now have a Measles Epidemic?]
"Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying" @godpod@universeodon.com
"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes"
"Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the former UK prince and younger brother of King Charles, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office as police investigate claims he shared confidential trade secrets with convicted sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein."
[Andrew, If you were to turn state's evidence and help convict Taco, we could get you transferred from The Tower of London to the prison cell next door to Ghislaine Maxwell.]
#Mastodon #Thursday #Andrew #EpsteinFiles #sarcasm #politics
WARNING: DO NOT PANIC! STAY CALM.
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Read press release.
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I got to think of something different for a change.
For your consideration:
FYI: Trump made this comment at the Republican Members Issues Conference in Doral, Florida, while speaking about measures he hoped would become law to limit supposed voter fraud. He appeared to suggest that, without stricter oversight, young children could vouch for their parents' identity during the voter registration process.
Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."
[This explains why he is so confused.]
According to US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth:
“The leader of the unit who attempted to assassinate
President Trump has been hunted down and killed, ..
Iran tried to kill President Trump, and President Trump
got the last laugh.”
Yesterday News: "Trump imposes new 10% global tariff in response to Supreme Court striking down other tariffs"
Today: "Trump hikes global tariffs to 15% from 10%"
[The Good News: Section 122 of the Trade Act of 1974 is only good for 150 days and it allows a max tariff of 15%. So back to court to see if Taco can justified using it.]
'BREAKING: Sec. Marco Rubio says President Trump withdrawing the US from 66 foreign and UN organizations sends a MESSAGE'
“It is no longer acceptable to invest the American people's hard-earned tax dollars in institutions that cannot demonstrate results, accountability, or respect for our national interests!”
[The Message Received Is: Because US policies are being changed 'on the fly', do not rely on making US investments or buying Treasury Bonds.]
"How the Trump Administration Rushed to Judgment in Minneapolis Shooting" - The New York Times
[Congratulations: Now go back and review the White House false statements that were immediately released after the Renee Good shooting, Charlie Kirk shooting, and that deadly attack on an LDS church by the Trump supporter. It has gotten to a point that some news services are automatically fact-checking every Trump statement, as he speaks.]
#Mastodon #Monday #news #Trump #Taco #Minneapolis #Minnesota
Every day Taco comes up with the most outrageous ideas. This is just the latest from his demented mind.
"Did Donald Trump's US just 'unlawfully abduct two people from Scotland'?" -Yahoo News
THE US Government is being pushed to explain whether it ignored a Scottish court order and abducted two people from Scotland ... the captain and first officer of a Russian-flagged, Venezuelan-linked oil tanker ...
[Dumb Donald kidnapped two people already in the custody of Scotland. This is as stupid as the Greenland affair.]
"Michigan Lawmakers Pushback As Trump Threatens To Block Opening Of US-Canada Bridge" -Forbes
"Trump on Monday threatened to block the opening of a bridge that will connect Detroit with the Canadian city of Windsor, Ontario, unless Canada agrees to a list of his demands, prompting lawmakers from Michigan to push back and accuse the president of putting his personal grievances over other considerations."
[Another Insane Day in #Trump Land]
"Trump LOSES IT After SCOTUS Strikes Down His Tariffs"
"Trump imposes new 10% global tariff in response to Supreme Court striking down other tariffs"
[TACO thinks he can use other existing laws to 'Wield god-like powers' over the tariffs but I bet you he is wrong. Those other laws probably have limitations and controls clauses, to keep them from being abused. So back to the courts.]
"Commemorate the Starship Flight 12 launch!"
"Iran Grants Bangladesh Safe Passage Through Strait of Hormuz Amid Regional Tensions"
[But are the Iranian sea mines capable of telling friend from foe?]