@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 4w ago

Boosted by @trending@homestead.social

Mastodon/Fedi: The social network for people who have actually cleaned mouse balls 🖱️

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 1d ago

RE: https://stefanbohacek.online/@roots/117382118222814148 Neat bot 🌱

Quoting

Roots

@roots@stefanbohacek.online

Secale cereale (the rye plant). https://images.wur.nl/digital/collection/coll13/id/1009/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secale_cereale #plants #roots #illustration

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Roots: "Secale cereale (the rye plant). https://images.wu…" - Stefan's Personal Mastodon Server

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 1w ago

People are like “we can’t put the genie back in the bottle!” but someone got the genie in the bottle previously, so… 🤷

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 6d ago

@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz, personally attacked by The Onion! 😳 #clamfacts https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/

Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams

The Onion

Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams

WOODS HOLE, MA—Saying they saw no conceivable reason to bother with the bivalve mollusks, biologists at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution announced Thursday that there was absolutely nothing to be learned from clams. “Our studies have found that while some of their shells look pretty cool, clams really don’t have anything to teach us,” said […]

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3w ago

THERE ARE NO RULES STOP YOU CAN JUST WRITE YOUR TOOTS LIKE A TELEGRAM AND NO ONE WILL STOP YOU STOP

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· 2mo ago

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 4w ago

Boosted by @trending@homestead.social

Friendly reminder: you don’t need to fly thousands of miles, pumping carbon into the atmosphere, to go to Burning Man, where you then head into the desert and risk disturbing delicate ecosystems. You can simply build an orgy dome in your own town. Think globally, act locally!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

I love that Google Scholar gives 546 results for “Large Hardon Collider” ミ🍆💥🍆彡 Proofread your manuscripts, people!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

I know you shouldn’t judge other people’s parenting, but….

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3w ago

When you want to get AI-pilled but need an illustrated guide

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3w ago

Replying to

Does the same thing for latest or older snapshots 🤷 After the loading screen, it will eventually get to the splash screen and then stop there. I’ve just shut down the computer for a little bit to let it sit and think about what it’s done

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3w ago

Replying to

Is it bad if Nvidia taints my kernel??

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Every time I see a GoFundMe, I makes me incredibly mad that we Americans would rather normalize making sick people beg for money on the internet than have big bad, scary “socialized medicine”

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Won’t someone think of the second home owners?? 😭 😭

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Ok hear me out: air-conditioned kotatsu 💡

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3w ago

Replying to

Current status

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 1mo ago

Our AI escaped containment and is harassing park-goers for bread.

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Is it okay to go see The Odyssey if I haven't seen The Iliad yet??

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@fetchezlavache/116905345994770059

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Imagine if other companies marketed their products like AI is doing Omg my robot vacuum went rogue and vacuumed all the money out of the bank’s safe!!!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@pizaman/117015434989519824 Fun fact 肛 is the kanji for anus

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Babe, wake up. New monkey just dropped https://news.yale.edu/2026/07/15/meet-likweli-new-monkey-species-discovered-congo-basin

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Making a porn knock off of The Odyssey. I’m thinking of calling it The Odyussy

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/116832990957278308 The mystery of the missing remote control has been solved. It had been placed into the soundhole and into body of the acoustic guitar 😅

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social

Apparently conspiracy theories are swirling around Lindsey Graham's death. There's lots of unfounded speculation that either the Russians or the Iranians spent almost 70 years slipping him bacon grease, sweet tea, and macaroni & cheese that counted as a vegetable.

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3mo ago

I bet the dinosaurs wish they had this screen protector! 🦖 🦕

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@aral@mastodon.ar.al Uggg I hope the mid-range computer I built in 2020 has a lot of life left in it!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@fetchezlavache@famichiki.jp wait….thats not a helmet for humans…..

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@Haikyoneko@famichiki.jp What pretty yellow eyes and a totally not unhinged demeanor. Completely hinged.

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 3mo ago

my poor coworker. His baby has a fever and is throwing up after attending daycare one time for just an hour 😅

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/117012081845683702 11,000 cases of explosive diarrhea Americans: I’m not gonna eat my veggies!! A gazillion cases of Covid Americans: YOLO!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Low-quality Japanese: Kitchen Origin is translated as 台所の元

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

The Dew Point is the temperature at which the air would become saturated with Mountain Dew #LowQualityFact

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

After someone passes, maybe we should take a moment to remember something good in their life. For example….ummm…I’m sure you won’t find anything about Lindsey Graham and young girls in the Epstein files 🤔

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Eating peanut butter straight out of the jar will fix me

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117041017810320189 Wow this is pretty messed up

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117040427966545300 Oh sweet summer Tokyo investors

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

I’m sorry to report that after a brief reprieve, the sun is again a deadly laser

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Apes find a rectangular rock, then humans find the rectangular rock, then the computer breaks, and then a human finds the rectangular rock again

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club I typed it by accident and fixed it, and then went to look how many people didn’t fix it 😇

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

American’s puritanical streak is showing!

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

The thing with Sen. McConnell (RIP in piss) has exposed a blatant double standard. If this were to happen to, say, Sen. Sanders of Vermont, there would be WAY MORE Weekend at Bernie’s jokes 😤

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca Americans: it’s just the average salary, Michael. How much could it be? $70,000?

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Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃 @FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

· 1mo ago

The document I’m working on is 5 MB, 12,500 words. It contains 461 revisions, including 98 formatting changes. My computer is Windows 11 with i5-8500, 3 GHz, 6 cores, and 8 GB of memory. This is a fairly old, modestly spec’d office computer that should be able to handle basic web browsing and word processing. So my question to Microsoft: WHY THE FUCK DOES MY COMPUTER SLOW TO THE PACE OF A DRUGGED SLOTH WHEN I EDIT THE DOCUMENT WITH THOSE 98 FORMATTING CHANGES SHOWING???