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@Klaxun@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I can make a whistle out of a piece of grass.
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Joined November 11, 2017
How will South Carolina find another one like Lyndsey Graham?
The diarrhea outbreak was linked to Taco Bell, because of course it was
Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/
They say you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet, but this cracks all the eggs, then kills the chickens, while sending taunting ai generated memes to the chicken farmer.
And a billionaire eats all the omelets
When it comes down to it, art is a conversation, and who wants to talk to a computer?
I wish streaming services had a button to torpedo listings that I will never never never in a million years want to watch.
Hulu is wasting my time and theirs by repeatedly showing me "Faithful Women of the Bible". I would rather cut off my own leg with a dull pocket knife than sit through that.
I can think of no better way to make me go cash free. I'm going to get my venmo working post-haste.
Treasury plans to put Trump's signature on US bills in first for sitting president, AP source says | AP News
https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e
Thank you for teaching us to say sorry, Canada! We need that skill now more than ever. (Sorry)
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social more importantly, the CDs are on the wrong side of the sun visor. If he actually uses it to block the Sun, it will melt the CDs.
When everyone got cameras I figured we'd get confirmation of Bigfoot, aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster. Instead, we got pictures of cats, selfies, and proof that all cops are bastards.
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@ketmorco@fosstodon.org alternatively, "Upvote", "Downvote", "Downvote Straight to Hell".
Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhZkPRtc4Go&si=P3lXexH46_Q7AJHR
It's possible that the only real qualification for most jobs is good conversation skills.
Show me on the doll where Ayahuasca made you touch God
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@davep I thought all the Celine Dion humor had been mined years ago, and here you are striking the motherlode.
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al @Sheril@mastodon.social this is a pretty mind-blowing perspective if you measure time in human life spans.
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@atomicpoet@mastodon.social so if you're not happy with all the new users from Twitter messing up Mastodon culture, start one instance for all of them to join, then block it.
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@rabcyr@mastodon.social @hootalex@mastodon.social @gannet@wandering.shop why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dumber than a roadrunner!
Remember how great college radio stations used to be?
Here's one now!
https://wfuv.org/options
We stopped using lithography to make books and now we use it to make computer chips.
Sick of remakes? They've been remaking the Odyssee for thousands of years.
@ada@beige.party sounds amazing. I'll begin the search!
@ada@beige.party I really like them, but they are rare in these parts.
Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.
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@hereticerik@hachyderm.io The Final Boss for Neal the Seal https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gG5Rid3Vv1w
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@DanadasGrau@mastodon.social
Wow! My first car was also a 76 Monte Carlo. Are we related?