@BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

In Oregon, we’ve done mail-in voting for as long as I can remember, so our homes are the polling stations. In 2020, my mom was asking me about a candidate who was very far right. Before I could answer, the dog walked past her and knocked the ballot out of her hand.

I told her to listen to the dog 🤣

mastodon.sdf.org

8

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org A social butterfly. 🦋

2

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 3mo ago

Replying to

period but no blood, hrt

2

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@ptoothfish *looks at my pickup truck* I want an AI program to drive this thing into oncoming traffic and stop in an intersection, all while locking me inside and preparing to blow it up! 😃 *side eyes Waymo and Tesla*

10

0

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@psistarpsiii@tacobelllabs.net I’ve been having the oddest PB&J sandwiches lately. We’ve gotten a hold of rose petal jelly from a local farmers market, and I’ve been having it on sourdough bread. Having restricted myself to grape jelly for a long time due to sensory issues, I am quite surprised how good a “peanut butter and roses sandwich” is. The thing about rose jelly is there’s a certain way to make it. Make it wrong and it just tastes like sugar jelly with flower salad.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social can I just beat the unholy ribbons and bows out of today? I am so tired.

1

0

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 7mo ago

Replying to on mamot.fr

@ploum@mamot.fr DC;DR = Discord; didn’t read

4

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 6mo ago

#ThursdayFiveList
#BloomsEverywhere

The Cranberries - Daffodil Lament
https://youtu.be/b3c9d_ox7Rw

PG Roxette - Sunflower
https://youtu.be/nS09ocpo2Ho

The Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
https://youtu.be/xK4ZqrLys_k

Roxette - Fading Like A Flower
https://youtu.be/nug4fi_L4JY
(plucked from someone else’s list bc I love this song so much)

Jars of Clay - Love Song For A Savior
https://youtu.be/lMqzFIjhaJ8
(No flowers in the title, but the lyrics start with flowers)

Also, may I recommend Guns ‘n’ Roses?

3

0

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org So help you if your name is Jodie. As far as in-game censors are concerned, your name is a conjugation of the Spanish verb “joder” (to fuck).

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org Censorship in video games is still going strong. Arbitrary words are being filtered out because of potential sexual or abusive definitions they could have in highly specific contexts. Therefore, you can’t use the word at all. I’ve tried to use the terms “beam pipe” (part of a particle accelerator) or daffodil (a flower) and the game censors it as if I’m referring to genitals or an anti-LGBTQ slur.

1

2

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Your nose can produce three states of matter.

If you’re a dragon, you can produce plasma out of it, too.

As for Bose-Einstein condensate… I guess Elsa could pull it off?

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@psistarpsiii@tacobelllabs.net awesome 🎀 my mom’s getting into sourdough baking. She’s got some dough set out right now. We’ll see how it turns out. Her bread was absolutely delicious last time!

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@quaap I guess in this context, playing a kazoo with your butt means you’re doing ok?

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ana Discord mentally forked me at 31.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@hteasley@mastodon.scot …this looks like the level of cognitive instability I saw in my dad a week before he died, except with a lot more threats and swearing. Not saying the orange demon is that close to kicking the bucket; just saying I definitely agree it’s far beyond time to 25th amendment him straight out of office.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@neurothing@metalhead.club @Zotmeister@mastodon.online boosted because “Fading Like A Flower” is one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands ever! It’ll go on my Thursday Five List as well 😍

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 12mo ago

Replying to

@oatmeal “Just get off social media!”

3

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@mothninja@beige.party There’s a “done with this shit/disturbingly specific” sign I see fairly often IRL that keeps a tally count of how many cars have crashed at this one specific curve in the road. It warns drivers to slow down.

1

3

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@Cheesylorry@fosstodon.org I remember seeing the news of ELENA’s first beam 😍 I was in Canada at the time it happened. August 2, 2017.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 9mo ago

Replying to

@lynnesbian you might as well make a sword out of chocolate. Similar melting point, and at least you can lick the mess off your hand afterwards.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@ferrix@mastodon.online @gsuberland@chaos.social also, V=I🥕m

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 10mo ago

Replying to

@lunya@sk.lunya.pet looks like my instance gets hugs 💝 I definitely needed it.

1

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 39mo ago

Replying to

@noah@maly.io @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Well, a pirate’s life for me, then 🏴‍☠️

2

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 5mo ago

Replying to

My deep pain and sense of betrayal from other humans seems timeless… But I am only a muon compared to the life of Proxima Centauri.

0

Stephanie 🎀 @BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org

· 46mo ago

Replying to

@Mastodon@mastodon.social I really wish all my connections would move to the fediverse so I don’t have to use Twitter anymore. I’m hearing their ridiculous ban was lifted, but I’m still wanting to phase it out.

0