sharkey 2025.4.7"We made a choice, go fight against your fate"
UK-based, 38y/o. Pansexual soft creature.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.
@HylianBard@pronouns.cc
Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat parent.
Monogamous. Married to @Naz@urusai.social@transfem.social
Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.
"Bard is one of my favourite [siblings]" -@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone@transfem.social
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -@vivianers@transfem.social
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard@transfem.social
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone@transfem.social
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -@BlahajBlast@transfem.social
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky@the.gayest.dev@transfem.social
"The Cute Purple Creature" -@vaelfonia@mstdn.fedi.kirigiri.me@transfem.social
"you're One of The Good Ones" -@gotrans@void.lgbt@transfem.social
"you're literally so fucking adorable 
one of the best people on this instance" -@katie_cal@transfem.social
"4.9/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (note: it used to be 5 before "the accident" dramatic music plays in the background) -@mettie@froggie.gay@transfem.social
Backup alt account: @Bard@mstdn.fedi.kirigiri.me@transfem.social
Kind of
they/them
420 203 680 199
Available on request if we're already friends
They were so tiny and adorable! Even smaller than any of our rats when we first brought them home!She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Now, how will you solve our riddle?
I'm sorry; Xenoblade Chronicles 2 has a Welsh catgirl?
Atom has also started taking the temperature of his room seriously :ratstar:
I would listen to some of the ASMR RP stuff on YouTube, but the it would get mixed I to my algorithm and show up when we're looking for something to watch at mealtimes, and I don't need that heat
This CeX credit voucher is valid for literally a thousand years.
Bold of them to assume their company will last that long; let alone capitalism.
Or humanity, at this rate.
How cooked are the younger generations you ask?
One of my young co-workers showed me his scanner which was showing a quantity of 67. What he failed to see was that another quantity on the display was 69.
How far we have fallen.
Naz gets occasional Godzilla-related Reels on her algorithm, which has led me to discover that Goji's roar in any form causes instant neuron activation in me and hijacks my attention entirely.
Oooh, there are a few clouds in the sky! Don't go away; please!
Why is everyone in Cosmo Canyon negging Tifa's recent traumatic experience? These Planetology hippies are mean.
Sat here having breakfast, watching the rat room thermometer slowly start to climb already... :silver_sweat:
I'm Brigadier Beantin;
Hear my breath!
Bring me beans
Or bring me death!
