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Hello, I am Baa!

Technician
🔧, SysAdmin ​:braincat_server:​, Practicing Security Baa ​:cyber_hacking:​
Born to SSH, forced to RDP
​:shironeko_despair:​

I love Mangos,
#Cats and Neuro-sama ​:cat:​ 🥭 💜
I have a cat called Mango, I love her
​:meow_awauu:​
I hate Windows, I love Linux, this is a right earned through an ongoing painful experience.

I will post about:
Anime
​:blobcatanime:​
Self-hosting
​:my_computer:​
Python
🐍
Other cats
​:blobcatfluffowo:​
Art I like (mostly anime art) ​
​:blobcatartist:​
Cooking
​:comfychef:​
Ubuntu
​:ubuntu:​
Windows
🪟
My stolen and original memes
​:blobcatfluffevil:​
Vtubers (Especially Neuro-sama
💜)

I will post about all of these things without warning.
By reading this, I already consider you my friend.

I make two Fediverse bots for Neuro-Sama
This one posts her weekly schedules:
@Neuro-Schedule-Bot@post.nuro.lol@mk.absturztau.be
This one posts art:
@Neuro-Art-Bot@post.nuro.lol@mk.absturztau.be

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baa@jabber.absturztau.be
Matrix:
@baabaa:matrix.org
Avatar Source:
Me :D
Anilist:
https://anilist.co/user/Baa/
Profile Background:
The Steam Summer Sale Art :O https://www.tumblr.com/amethystsoda
Profile Banner:
Drawn by P3R
Alt 1:
@Baa@udongein.xyz
Alt 2:
@Baa@fedi.absturztau.be
Alt 3:
@Baa@post.nuro.lol
Private Alt:
@Baa@cofe.rocks
Fumo:
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
45 year old, happy, CIS, white, family man with trans stickers on his work-issued Windows Enterprise laptop unapolagetically. Most powerful person in the room.I had it commissioned When I pictured this scenario it was Gendo that came to mind. Troobs drew this, incredible artist, very nice to work with. #evangelion #art RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/adsg35hf8goi0241
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 3mo ago
Hey, you're cool. Here's the IP address and password of our chat server, and here's the RFC of the protocol we use. You're gonna want to implement the first 6 pages at least, the rest is optional, I'll see you there.
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago

Every HackerNews post about IPv6 has some of the worst, most privileged, idiotic, vibe-coded, proprietary, ignorant, 16bit, capital-guzzling, unicorn takes I've ever known on the subject:

- IPv6 addresses are
too hard to remember.
So? You're not meant to remember addresses, that's why we have DNS, write it down, literally a non-issue.

- IPv6 is confusing and I don't want to learn something new.
That's a personal issue buddy, either start reading or get left behind, that's what you said about AI right? More things than you depend on this transition.

- NATing has solved the IP limit problem so there's no point.
NATing is a plaster slapped onto brain bleed, easy and cheap, but ineffective, it causes a wide range of usability problems, such as blanket IP bans, restrictions on self-hosting, connectivity issue for VPNs both private and corporate.
To make matters worse, the effects are significantly worse in poorer countries, while Europe, China and the USA have a bounty of IPv4s to use (though China's still aren't enough), India has been on critically short supply for a while now with reports of
multiple NATed network layers being issued. Imagine if you got banned from Valo because your neighbour 4 districts away got caught cheating.

- We've been trying for 40 years and it hasn't worked so let's give up.
OK, we're going to give up on solving world hunger too then because that's clearly not getting anywhere, and the energy crisis too while we're at it, just shut it all down.
Just because you personally haven't seen the progress or felt its effects doesn't mean its not happening, people smarter than you have been working on this before you were born, and at this rate might continue to work on it after you switch careers to Goose Farming.

- IPv6 hasn't worked so let's just make IPv7.
Insane take, despite how it looks, IPv6 support is extremely widespread and ready to go, the reluctance of big tech and ISPs is purely due to the cost implication and lack of enforcement, creating a brand new spec now would enforce another 40 year delay just to assuage your own personal opinion.

- IPv6 is a security risk because the router isn't NATing.
Misunderstanding of what NATing does. Even with a public-facing IP on every device, ports are still protected by the router's firewall.

- IPv6 is a privacy issue because now you can easily identify every device in a home by its public IP.
A valid concern,
if it hadn't been identified and resolved with the Privacy Extensions to SLAAC that randomises your IP address after a set time period, mitigating the problem to that of your NATed IPv4 Public IP, if not making it more private by muddying the telemetry waters.

#ipv6 #networking

Privacy Extensions for IPv6 SLAAC - Internet Society
Internet Society

Privacy Extensions for IPv6 SLAAC - Internet Society

Whereas IPv4 had two basic methods for obtaining an IP address, IPv6 has three. Static configuration is basically the same in both protocols, although less relevant for IPv6 given the length of the address. DHCP is also there for both protocols, and IPv6 DHCPv6 is described in RFC 3315. Introducing SLAAC The new method that […]

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· 3mo ago
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ocean@raru.re Gonna make are script that replicates considering buying domains constantly to auto buy millions of domains bankrupting GoDaddy in minutes
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 7mo ago
Boosted by @LLENN08@misskey.id
Hi Chat, I know you're all very worried about the new Discord requirements and the encroaching storm of enshittification. Our mod team have been debating our options and decided on a new alternative. Shortly we will be migrating all users to Microsoft Tea-
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 9mo ago

Blobcat decals are now available for purchase ​:blobcat:​
I put them everywhere
​:menharayippie:​. They come in a range of colours, I'm using Yellow, Option 1.
https://decalzone.co.uk/product/blobcat/
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286976053522
#にゃんぷっぷ

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/acvsnqee94m30280

decalzone.co.uk
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

We've left Akihabara
We're now touring Mount Fuji
🗻 ​:blobcataww:​
We're staying at a Yuru Camp location
​:comfy:​ the Shoji Lake Hotel!
It's so pretty
​:bugcataww:​

#japan #Fuji #yurucamp #ShojinLakeHotel

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @cell@shitposter.world
OMG IT'S THE BUILDING OMG OMG OMG ​:ai_yaysuperfast:​ #japan
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago

Fun date ideas ​:blobcat_googly_blushy:​
- Stealing the copper from EV chargers
​:blobcat_chew_bzzt:​
- Squatting empty investment properties
​:morning:​ ​:blobcatnight:​
- Planting protected trees on private property
​:minecraft_tree:​ ​:blobcataww:​
- Night-time tour of restricted areas
​:glitchycat:​
- Freeing plushies from the toy shop
​:meowPuffyTeddy:​ ​:KanadePlushie:​
- Obstructing key emergency-response routes into the town centre business district
​:bugcattehepero:​​:yui_tehepero:​
- Stargazing from the roof of a bank
🌃​:sora_wow:​
- Prank calling emergency lines
​:blobcat_telephone:​
- Security guard night-shift in a bank
💂💂‍♀️
- Lock picking heavy vaults
​:ablobcatknitsweats:​
- Couples workout night (carrying heavy items)
​:blobcat3dexercise:​
- Evening cruise at high-speed
​:woozyowo_in_woozycar:​​:passinggrassfasthyper:​
- Betraying your comrades at the last second
​:blobcatevil:​ ​:blobfoxfloofevil:​
- Money laundering at the casino
​:woozy_slots:​​:blushingflooshcuteshy:​

This post is satirical

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

Whenever I can't code something I hug Kyubey until he whispers forbidden secrets of the world and I feel better

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @cell@shitposter.world
I went back and bought Lain ​:laindance:​ She's cute ​:ablobcatfloofpat:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @cell@shitposter.world
Today we're at the Ghibli museum. ​:totoro:​ ​:blobcataww:​ We accidentally left the tickets in the hotel room and had to go back, thought we might be late but everything was fine ​:blobcatsweat:​ It's so beautiful ​:bugcataww:​ No pictures inside 📵 but outside was fine. I got a delicious hotdog from the cafe ​:blobfoxnomhotdog:​ The building is incredible, it's a mix of oak flooring, stone tile floors, stone walls, stained glass windows ​:wow_miku:​ It has the most beautiful cinema inside that I've ever seen 📽 Entry is gated and it's not too busy, except the cafe had a long queue and the shop was super crowded
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

Keychain update ​:aru_0130:​
Still didn't compete with most of the school children witnessed, they're walking around with like 20 keychains and 2 full plushies
​:nanowow:​

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

I stole this from Reddit
omg it's so cute

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 7mo ago
Boosted by @cell@shitposter.world
Akihabara is amazing ​:bugcat_uuuuh:​ Even today there is still Index-sama ​:praying:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago

Sports reporting titles always look crazy with no context, which is always me.
The RSS feed will be like
"ENGLAND FUCKING DESTROYED BY BELGIUM, NO HOPE OF RESCUE"
And I'm like "Oh my god what happ- oh it's football"

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
POV you are chief networking engineer at Github
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Absolutely fucking not It did a classic click on Cars picture earlier, but I've just disabled Secure Boot and gone to this site again and now it says this, wonder if it's related ​:blobvomiting:​ #recaptcha
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

Day 1 unemployed
My very expensive maid outfit is meant to arrive today, I will need that to make more money.

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange once upon a time they would've employed people to catch this stuff before it goes out, and ensure the CIA pay for such privileges
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago

All my posts re AGPL, by interacting with them your posts also become AGPL

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe This is a gross misrepresentation. It's true, they have slowed Tim Cook down a lot, but this will help him live longer
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago

I open Rider
I compile SS14
I open FireFox
I open Fedi
My Laptop runs out of memory and freezes
Linux kills Firefox
SS14 compiles and I test
I compile SS14
I open Firefox...

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago

Modulo and Modulus are different things in mathemathics, one of them is represented as MOD on a calculator, the other doesn't appear at all.
Help

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@jacqueline@chaos.social I love this part: Where local requirements apply we will not make any changes until the local process is complete."We will fire you as soon as we can, except where we're legally not allowed to"
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@xirin2u@mastodon.social ​:blobcatflower:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ichbindabomb@nerdculture.de you steal itOk good plan, where's the heist? ​:blobcatfluffevil:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@xyla@shitpost.trade
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago

orphan_crusher.bat seeks out and kills orphaned processes

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@nath@wetdry.world
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@fiore :blobcat_fu_long_left::blobcat_fu_long_center::blobcat_fu_long_center::blobcat_fu_long_center::blobcat_fu_long_center::blobcat_fu_long_back:
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Daojoan@mastodon.social just store my damn money, forever, and pay it to whoever the fuck I want exactly when I tell you to
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago

Can I buy blobcat in Akihabara? ​:ablobcatfloofpat:​

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@hazelweakly@hachyderm.io Subject: RE: Mornings Notice Baa Reacted to your email: ​:thumbsupcat:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@on_code@mastodon.gamedev.place honestly you could tripple the cost of computers and I don't think it would be any dent on the budget of most hospitals, they are buying medical grade calibrated scanning equipment for hundreds of thousands while fulfilling some very expensive wages. Schools on the other hand are being pushed more and more towards low-cost low quality e-waste or predatory hardware loan schemes or inadequate tablet devices ​:akko_sad:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@Linux_in_a_Bit@infosec.exchange What's the most common complaint I've heard about Linux?idk maybe try googling it first??? Didn't read the rest of the post smh
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 2mo ago
Took a photo of my chilli and it looks like Caine #tadc
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 3mo ago
​:blobcat_pat_bun:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 2mo ago
Woke up to my cat chewing on my hair, she'd made herself quite comfortable on my pillow
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 3mo ago
Do you reckon it's better to point the fan outside (to blow the hot air out). Point the fan inside (to blow the cold air in) or just point the fan at me (blow luke-warm air at me)?
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 3mo ago
I love #GrapheneOS
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@josephcox@infosec.exchange
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 8mo ago
Replying to
/j ​:aru_0130:​
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 2w ago
Whenever I see this picture of the Steamframe, I think it has cat ears but it's just a wire #steamframe
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 2mo ago
i wake up It hasn't rained Hardware prices have gone up I wake up It hasn't rained Hardware prices have gone up I wake up
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago

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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz stop upgrading hardware. Computing peaked 20 years ago 23,000 versions of windows can go to hell
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 7mo ago
Replying to on brands.town
@TormentNexus@brands.town this is why I use OpenTorment which supports federated punishments
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Baa 🐑 @Baa@mk.absturztau.be
· 5mo ago
Thoughts on fixing this? It's a cardboard coat-hanger :(
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