nath 🐻

my love language is staring at you with my big brown peepers. like my pfp but completely emotionless. you have my full attention and my entire focus is on you and only you

noticed a 55inch 4K TV in my block of flats' bin shed

assumed it was broken

took it in

works perfectly ???????

in a bad place right now

shout out to anyone who asks what the opposite of in is

the fun thing about taking something apart is that there's always extra screws

a cactus' defence is its existence itself. that's raw aura

never meet your heroes. unless your hero is hatsune miku. go to miku expo

I think I owe New Super Mario Bros. DS another playthrough

how to wash a fish

hypnotizing the hiring manager to give me the job

my bear

oughh pretty boy sighted today..

gluten free girlfriend

the old monstercat visualizer was so peak. you just had to be there man

holding four oomfs rn

i can be trusted around your exposed arm and neck. no i will not bite them. much

thank goodness they put "day" at the end of monday, tuesday, wednesday etc. i'd have no idea otherwise. could be thursweek or friyear

🎂 26

in europe he's called kilometers morales

excellent news! i have found a Mystery Screw in my dishwasher. now to wait for something to collapse

wake me up when there's an ai that can tuck me in at night and give me a little kiss on the forehead

joey valence & brae production is straight up bonkers

just almost typed "a fart worse than death" instead of fate. i need to log off

i'm bringing back swag in 2026

get chewed on. idiot

being truly wronged by someone is a core experience you must experience at least once. i didn't know i had true hatred within me. but alas, someone has Met The Requirements

how did Disclosure produce Settle in 2013. insane

capybaras really just don't give a fuck