#bofh

#GoodMorning and good #tzag. Putting my #BOFH hat on this morning, because I'm not putting up with the BS from teachers today. They can thank traffic today for my demeanor. ​ That said, I'll continue with my #coffee today to bring me to better spirits as the day progresses. ​​

Your playbook failed. Management wants a root cause. You have 30 seconds. Introducing larvitz.bofh, an Ansible collection that returns Bastard Operator From Hell excuses: "Root cause: The mainframe tripped over an unhandled SIGSEGV in the automated espresso machine." Seedable, so each host keeps its story straight. Bonus category: Deutsche Bahn. https://codeberg.org/Larvitz/ansible-bofh #Ansible #BOFH #SysAdmin #DevOps #Codeberg #Humor #Linux

#BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.

#BOFH excuse #95: Pentium FDIV bug

#BOFH excuse #110: The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out

#BOFH excuse #220: Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.

#BOFH excuse #171: NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full

#BOFH excuse #262: Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

#BOFH excuse #57: Groundskeepers stole the root password

#BOFH excuse #130: new management

#BOFH excuse #377: Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.

#BOFH excuse #178: short leg on process table

#BOFH excuse #417: Computer room being moved.  Our systems are down for the weekend.

#BOFH excuse #434: Please state the nature of the technical emergency

#BOFH excuse #163: no "any" key on keyboard

#BOFH excuse #338: old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes

#BOFH excuse #103: operators on strike due to broken coffee machine

#BOFH excuse #410: Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.

#BOFH excuse #203: Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

#BOFH excuse #16: somebody was calculating pi on the server