me and the lads are pissing on dobby's grave
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wandrew
@wandrew@godforsaken.website
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[pirate who wasn't really paying attention during pirate training]
yar, tickle me timbers, uh splice the mainframe.....wank the plank
I think we've reached the point where them being giants or not is moot
my uncle works at the mitch mcconnell factory and he says mitch has never looked better
lol, lmao
going into a fugue state, anyone need anything
one barrel of oil now costs 300 woims
marty supreme is a film about a guy who keeps getting into situations
burning the midday oil
the best bit in star wars is when ham solo says 'looks like we got ourselves a star wars'
it's that weird time between april fools and good friday where nobody knows what day it is
boids, woims, things of that nature
If there's one thing I Iove to gird it's my loins
broads of canada
seriously though, someone needs to do something about that fucking guy
jesus sitting on his couch wearing an 'I hate mondays' t shirt drinking a big cup of coffee
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Some people charge a lot of money for advice like this, I'm giving it away for free, you're welcome
dirty harry when clean harry turns up
andy bumham
jean paul satyr
Here's how jeremy corbyn can become prime minister
recently had a long conversation with the machine that tells me I'm good and special and it told me how good and special I am, fascinating
melania trump's 'not involved in sex trafficking' t shirt raising a lot of questions
my wife found this tea towel at her granny's house and I can't stop laughing at it
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@idiotthembo@egirls.gay I was enjoying the headline so much I didn't actually bother to read the story and find out
jesus, naked and covered in goo, tentatively emerges from a giant egg