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Michael Roberts

@vivtek@indieweb.social
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Coder so old my #CPAN account is literally "MICHAEL".

I pay the bills with #technical_translation, mostly German to English, but I also work from French, Spanish, Italian, Hungarian, and on occasion Portuguese or Dutch.

I've lived in #PuertoRico off and on since 2004, and now own and live on a #coffee farm working on land tending #robotics and - very eventually - harvest.

My wife is #Hungarian and a theoretical physicist with a side gig in banana bread biscotti.

291 Followers
253 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 27, 2021
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 2w ago

The Roku Basilisk: if you don't actively contribute to the formation of superintelligent AI, its eventual inevitable embodiment will resurrect a simulation of you and force you to watch an infinite amount of cheap TV.

#AI

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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@johl Funny thing is, that code isn't copyrightable (in the United States, anyway), as it's been generated by Claude Code.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 2mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win He would, sure. He's proud of it. He's smart enough to hide it from the press, mostly.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 2mo ago
Hey @noplasticshower@infosec.exchange, I got a question. So, the activity of taking a raw bunch of information and constructing a coherent narrative is called "sensemaking". It seems to me this is a critical step in (and maybe most of) security incident analysis, right? Where would I start reading about that aspect?
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago

Cacao. We have something like eight trees bearing now - just in their first year; they're still small. But it's already getting to be *quite a lot* of cacao.

#cacao #boricua

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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@coreyspowell Weather satellite image of Caribbean and South American cloud formations about 8 PM Eastern last night. You can see the same clouds in the upper left of this shot. I find that so, so cool.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@jk Founded in 1896 in Filderstadt-Bernhausen and still managed by the fifth-generation descendants of the original founder from their new corporate headquarters, built in Esslingen in 1964.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago

Hey, I can see my house from here!
#Artemis #PuertoRico #wepaaaa

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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@freakboy3742 The Unseen Academicals? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unseen_Academicals No official merch, though. And most of Pratchett isn't YA.
en.wikipedia.org
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 4mo ago
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@catandgirl@socel.net OMG you're still around! In attempt to regain control of my attention, I quit all Web comics in about 2006 and when I gravitated back, I'd forgotten some of them. I remember your "the Internet is for finding out the rules to backgammon", though. And now here we are in the most hellish of futures. But at least you're still here! That's a plus! For me, anyway. You'd probably be happier in that other timeline.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago

RE: @CatEveryHour@piaille.fr

I told you, WRONG OFFICE

piaille.fr

Cat Every Hour : « ✨ c a t ✨ #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon » - Piaille

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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 3mo ago
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@susankayequinn@wandering.shop Ooh, Half-Built Garden is so good!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@bweller @johl For real.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago
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@kristinHenry @katemorley It's boggling *my* brain and I'm just sitting here reading about it.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@nealeg Oh, well done! @johl
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@moof @freakboy3742 Oh, absolutely, I'd recommend all of it to young people.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@davidrevoy Well *that's* a good idea. Done. @wolfgang
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 4mo ago
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@ecosentido@boriken.social Cool.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago
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@cwebber@social.coop There's a lot of work to be done, which is why we're going to do it with fewer people!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@buddha_tee @jk I lived there (and my wife and I married there) while I was working at IKOSS in Stuttgart-Vaihingen after college. I rented a room from the parents of a guy I'd met at Earlham College in Richmond, Indiana. The world is complicated sometimes. So anyway, hi there, person who has heard of Bernhausen!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane I've been thinking about this for three days now and I've only scratched the surface of how it relates to stuff I'm working on, but here's maybe my first usable insight. The meaning of a given term or concept is an entrenched semantic-memory trace that is abstracted from multiple events in episodic memory. But the weird thing about being linguistic creatures is that the episodic events our semantics are abstracted from
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 10mo ago
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@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social How quaint!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 22mo ago
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@cwebber@social.coop Don't fascism people also talk about fascism there?
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 39mo ago
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@kissane @jonny @tchambers As I noticed, pretty quickly, once I went back *one post*.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 39mo ago
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@kissane i mean that whole freakin linear time thing but still
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane Storebought? When I have perfectly good bibliographical management at home? Actually I'm finding Zotero to be *the* best way to cache non-academic articles, and so eventually I'm going to have to do that integration I've been putting off. I've never tried it online, though.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane In time-travel science fiction, we can see a distinction between early stories where a modern goes back to some early days and teaches them how to make gunpowder, changing the course of history. This was followed fairly shortly by stories where a modern gets back to early days and realizes *they don't know squat about gunpowder* - only that it exists and could change the course of history, if only they knew what it actually was.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane Ha, Clark and Chalmers cite Esther Thelen, there's that Indiana influence. Man, I'm glad you reminded me of her. I gotta bring her into the notes.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 2mo ago
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@cigitalgem@sigmoid.social The Fediverse does not agree with you today.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 7mo ago
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@overholt@glammr.us Could be worse; my boy's book club found out he was *born in the twentieth century* and started calling him "Unc".
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago
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@cigitalgem@sigmoid.social Isn't that the people who essentially "preproduced" the Mythos findings? As in, they've been doing this for a year?
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane I did some programming for her lab, back in the day, and did a nice cogsci class paper analyzing Vivi's early motor skill acquisition in Thelen's dynamic systems terms.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane To any academics seeing this - this "aren't-our-episodes" claim is a strong one. I can't back it up, but I sure wouldn't say no to any leads, whether pro or con. It's not what I'm working on right at the moment, though, just where I'm pretty sure I'll eventually be going.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 22mo ago
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@jstepien@mastodon.social Untypische Symbole!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane usually *aren't our episodes*. They're either narrative (or narrative frames) received from people around us (or news sources or storybooks or whatever), or they're even more abstract than that, they're just semantic structures *abstracted from* narrative in cases where we haven't even heard the narrative. But we can't actually tell the difference. I'm pretty sure (although I don't have literature to back it up) that we treat episodic traces from our own
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 5mo ago
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@redsad@ohai.social 12.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@kissane I keep telling her it's really all the same field, but I don't think she's buying it.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 39mo ago
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@hans Is Erin using Blot? Because she does actually have some sidenotes on earlier posts, which I noticed after posting this. Huh. According to the About, yes she is. And the very previous post has a sidenote, so they must have added it since you evaluated it. https://erinkissane.com/qualities-of-life
erinkissane.com

In an unfortunately fascinating 1963 collection of essays on computer-simulated personality, Silvan Tomkins, the founder of affect theory, wrote

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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 2mo ago
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@cigitalgem@sigmoid.social This question has gotten so very politicized.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 6mo ago
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@dgold @johl Not the copy I have, which I got from the Wayback Machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20260331090815if_/https://pub-aea8527898604c1bbb12468b1581d95e.r2.dev/src.zip
web.archive.org
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Denn hyu haz zo much schtuff to ketch op on!
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 4mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social And freakin WEBSITES. No, Iberia.com, I really really don't want daily news pushes about flying out of Madrid just because you had a good price en route to Budapest.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 25mo ago
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@kissane@mas.to - just documenting the shards would be a fascinating process, online anthropology or something. I keep nibbling up on the edges of this kind of thing but there's a lot to learn.
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Michael Roberts @vivtek@indieweb.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop I left some more in a comment on the post, but the #1 thing missing from your list is Girl Genius. Your list and mine overlap quite a bit.
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