young man
have you taken a poo
I said young man
can you eat a whole shoe
young man
cock a doodle doo
I don't know the words for this song
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hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc. 
50-something ace/aro
an anthropomorphic personification of a specific shade of the color green/grey.
pronouns: sthey/sthem (singular they/them)
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hello yes I am transgender nonbinary. trans rights = human rights <3
Joined vulpine.club Aug 13, 2018
196 Followers
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Joined May 04, 2023
gender:
cryptid
writer:
of fanfics
white:
anti-whiteness
racists:
eat shit
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
mine:
* dominatrix
* spit take
* underperform
* get one's life back together
* mental health day
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@proprietor
the #WanderingArtShop (and/or book/coffee shop) has no fixed address, no stable storefront. it appears in unexpected places, and not always when looked for, but can always be found when needed. there are always seats free, and while customers might have to share a table, there's enough space for their drinks, books, laptops, and pets. those who converse with their table mates frequently find new friends, old acquaintances, and serendipitous contacts of all sorts.
there is a mural on the walls inside, and while it is rather abstract, it could be interpreted as a long winding snake or sea serpent; some details seem to resemble scales or fins. occasionally, at certain angles, a face might be discerned wearing a friendly, secretive smile. no tail has yet been discovered.
the bookshelves seem small, but are always crammed full of interesting titles that may be bought or borrowed for reading in the store. if a book has been recommended between patrons, a copy will be available somewhere on the shelves.
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@bengesko@plush.city I got gender affirmation surgery and my easily-visible tattoos after turning 50, and I still write kinky dragon smut fanfic. my hair is finally going grey and I'm not going to shave it this summer in hopes that it'll take green dye to give me green highlights. when I move down to Humboldt, I fully intend to join the local Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence chapter in whatever role they'll take me and paint a huge, wildly colored mural on the wall of whichever room becomes mine.
fuck normal. it's never too late.
this was posted on blsky (not by me), but I just had to share it here:
was puttering around doing stuff in the apartment and puzzled by hearing odd, unfamiliar "click-click-click" noises. I went out to the living room and discovered a pair of juncos on the porch, keeping in touch with continual click-chirps as they foraged, and being very carefully observed by the cats. I was concerned that there might have been a fledgling on the porch, but there doesn't seem to be--just the two adults, a male- and female-marked pair. #BirdCallOut
which number is bigger?
wheeeennnnnn
theeeeeeee
moon hits your teeth
as you lurk in the reef
that's a moray
bells
new math just dropped! it's official: gibvillion > plexillion!
osprey! flying slow and low over 205th from Lake Ballinger, probably the local pair re-establishing their territory for nesting this season. #BirdCallOut
wheeeeeeen
the moon hits your eye
like a grilled chicken thigh
that's an entree
bells
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@welshpixie@mastodon.art also does calligraphy commissions!
white tech mogul guy: how do we get more people to adopt this social media platform? idk but me comparing systemic racism to the overwhelming popular dislike for "AI people" will definitely help somehow. I'm an ideas guy!
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@503bartley @cstross oh my fuckin' god look at his other titles XD
wheeeeeennn
theeeeee
moon hits your face
like a big rock in space
astrophysics
bells
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@thelatestkate this is exactly what today was, yes! I had to remind myself of that a couple of times. 💚
#QuestionableContentReadAlong yeah, Anh, I felt the same way. it really is a hugely freeing and *badass* experience to shave your head! congrats! 💚
@oldmankris@mastodon.xyz on the upside, half of them are right!
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@SeaFury@aus.social mostly crocheter and rare knitter here--I don't actually have a preference so far! I've mostly used metal, but I've also used plastic, wood, and bamboo, and I don't really have a preference.
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5771 almost caught up to current times, but I have to say the image of Emmett "wriggling behind the couch" is highly amusing. also "wriggling" is a very weird word. also it's snowing! (irl for me not in the comic) #QuestionableContentReadAlong
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5785 and with that I'm caught up to the current comic! sorry for cluttering your timeline and/or thanks for joining me! (eeeee so much snow) #QuestionableContentReadAlong
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5694 yeah I'm definitely on Team May here. also I firmly believe they built a panic room specifically so Hannelore could stay over. #QuestionableContentReadAlong
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@eieio@mastodon.gamedev.place is there a title beyond "Regicide?" XD
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@Owlor@meow.social
Talking Heads
Grateful Dead
The Police
100 gecs
Queen
Nirvana
The Cure
... wait, I vote for The Cure
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@eieio@mastodon.gamedev.place aaaa I need to stop messing with this aaaaaaa
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@finn@surfin.dog unless it's a grenade with the pin already pulled, and it's too late for that to be particularly effective tbh
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5716 Yay is definitely some kind of cryptid. and I need to go to sleep, gnight 💚 #QuestionableContentReadAlong
reply to add alt text, cause that seems kind of important.
first image:
Fef
@flixanoa
! ARTIST BEWARE !
New scam! Person sent me a reference sheet file that turned out to be a script, my partner (in cybersecurity) fount it to likely be an Info/Crypto stealer and would steal all your passwords, and hides itself via windows scheduler
DO NOT open VBS files
second image is a screenshot of the artist asking for a reference image, and the supposed customer sends a VBS file (I'm not at my usual computer, can't transcribe verbatim)
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@eieio@mastodon.gamedev.place there's one for capturing a bunch of other pieces, and one specifically for capturing kings--also a title of "far from home" if you move a piece many boards away from its origin board. those are the only ones I've discovered!
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@eieio@mastodon.gamedev.place hahaha, just got "king pwner" XD
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@taber@woof.group
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@eieio@mastodon.gamedev.place oooh, I think "usurper" is for taking a king, and "regicide" is for taking a king and a queen. also it seems like kings can't move out of their home board? which makes sense...
yay, it's Yay! #QuestionableContentReadAlong
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@proprietor@wandering.shop ooo, yes! small enough to feel cozy, large enough for folks to find what they need, and also for folks to get a cup of warm beverage and sit at a table away from everyone else and Not Talk Today if that's what they need. the shop must have at least one cat, but (due to the nature of the place) the actual number, appearance, and personality of the cat(s) may vary. XD dogs are also welcome, of course! as well as whatever kind of companion creature a person might require. 💚