The Turtle

@stux@mstdn.social also, never lose your ability to fart. It is vital and avoids explosions.

@adhdeanasl@beige.party my motto was, "look for the solution." I used to be in private contracting. My counterpart on the federal side was a peevish career fed who always seemed to want to find scapegoats to blame. She said this overtly one time when we had some sort of slip-up on a contract task and I said, "I'd like to focus on finding solutions here," and she actually said with her mouth-hole, "no, I want to find out who's to blame!" I later ended up working with her as a fed when I joined government.

@Nonilex@masto.ai and the Navy is like, "dafuq we do with 'battleships?' This ain't 1943." Except, of course, in trump's mind. Next, he'll order the Army to go back to using CJ2 Jeeps.

@Nonilex@masto.ai "THESE PEOPLE DON'T AGREE WITH ME WHEN I'M WRONG!!!!!" Go the fuck away and die, you goddamn orange brat.

@elaterite@mastoart.social but I always think, "somebody used to live here, and someone actually built this."

@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party @adhdeanasl@beige.party after I became a fed (and thus there was a nonzero chance I might be her boss one day) her entire attitude changed. I was not impressed or fooled, though I did vow I would never treat contractors as shit the way she did me and my staff!

@Nonilex@masto.ai by comparison, Nixon was a dilletante 50+ years ago. And he was no amateur at this.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt i still have and use my Blackberry Key2.

@TheEddieShow@beige.party PAT HIS BUTT!!

@Wallflower@beige.party i am curious what is so volatile and vital that someone else has this data in the first place. Or is this your prison records from that time you robbed all those Vegas casinos? That was a decent movie.

@felis_catus_domesticus@toot.community @elaterite@mastoart.social yeah, if that place ever had a kick-ass stereo, it was looted decades ago.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social thanks, Susan Collins! He sure as fuck "learned his lesson!" He didn't learn shit.

@Nonilex@masto.ai further proof nobody does even the most minor background checking in trumpville. None.

@stux@mstdn.social this is the point where my sister used to just throw the board on the floor and walk away. We never did find the little metal dog.

@Nonilex@masto.ai and several high-profile "voting fraud" cases were clearly and deliberately Republicans...

@Nonilex@masto.ai ...and zeppelins.

@jcrabapple@dmv.community it's like that guy has been reading my posts back to 2015.

@Nonilex@masto.ai he assumes he won't be dead by then. And of course assumes the GOP will retain control. Both are highly doubtful.

@Nonilex@masto.ai you mean, "trump gets paid in there somehow?". That is absolutely the only reason trump cares. He. Personally. Cash.

@stux@mstdn.social oh, yeah. Most fucking old white guys need to leave DC. Maybe leave the planet.

@stux@mstdn.social they still give out new outlook.com addresses?? That's like aol.com or Erols or Earthlink or something.

@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space i can fart for free, if you have some beers.

@Nonilex@masto.ai if Brazil could put trump in prison for 27 years I would actually start buying and drinking coffee again after 45 years.

@Nonilex@masto.ai good! Throw those assholes out!

@Nonilex@masto.ai he needs to be dipped upside-down in cowshit 100,000 times. On TV. Ask US companies who is "robbing" them?

@Nonilex@masto.ai i assume Fox didn't carry a minute of it, lest angry Fox viewers miss a moment of "Dancing With Vegetables" or "Are You Smarter Than A Mouse Turd" or whatever they have on.

"Believed to be 49." And it failed already? I have a 52-year-old Kirby that can vacuum the driveway. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/08/us/politics/beth-vacuum-chuck-grassley-iowa.html

@natematias@social.coop @pluralistic@mamot.fr remember, trump has an extended history of ignoring federal court orders and actions, so be vigilant.

@estherschindler@hachyderm.io DICKLOVIRUS MAKES IT BIG!!

@Nonilex@masto.ai Department of Transportation orders new warning signs on I-95 near mar-a-lago

Fox Weather sounds so crestfallen that cops won't let them go trespass on people's property over in the burned-out area of Spokane, Washington. "IT'S JUST OVER THERE, MAYBE A BLOCK AWAY FROM US!" Yeah, assfucks. Try it. I hope you and that ghoulish asshole from Weather Channel get shot as suspected looters. Leave.

@tansy@wandering.shop yay, a new thing to filter out!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social is one of their early wholly-owned subsidiaries Zombo.com?

I am unsure if there is a human about whom I give less of a green shit than Perez Hilton.