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@the_gneech@meow.social
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchCreator of fantasy, humor, RPGs, & The Suburban Jungle. Talks in sentence fragments. WARNING: Chatty! Will fill your TL with links and reblogs. (He/Him)
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Joined November 01, 2022
Cognitive dissonance in one picture
I CALL UPON THE WORLD TO BE SILLIER, KINDER, AND GAYER
LIKE, IMMEDIATELY
The devil whispered in my ear, “You will never be enough.”
I whispered back, “And you lost your golden fiddle to some yokel in Georgia, asshole.”
Manager: “We’re rolling out a new butterfly pea protein drink.”
Co-Worker: “Wow, how do they even collect that? Like, in tiny sample cups?”
The Rest of Us: *blink*
Co-Worker: “I didn’t even know butterflies peed.”
The Rest of Us: *blink* *blink*
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Try to live your life such that everyone else doesn’t immediately want to leave the restaurant because you’re there.
I need some good stuff to happen.
I am frequently dismayed at how bad people are at, just, sorta, everything.
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re: And now, for a pallet cleanser
I'd punch AI if I could
Putting a vote before the council for a 20-year moratorium on "nordic" themed video games. The ecosystem is severely overrun and needs time to recover.
Chekhov's Deus Ex Machina: When you saw the god get into the machine in act one.
Some people don't think the '80s were awesome. Those people have not watched this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
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@V_Mags_Fox@meow.social We didn’t ask permission, we just figured out that the west door is never locked.
With all respect to Bud and Lou, Naturally was a great baseball player, he got shafted.
Posting this here for @Chip_Unicorn@im-in.space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVyJkKKfRFs
Um... birds? For some reason? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4_7T9J6Fg
Moenbryda's Parents: (show up)
Everybody:
The American Gen-X Society: Join us! Or, like, don’t, whatever. We’re not the boss of you.
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@Chip_Unicorn Indeed, but you guys punked him like champions. ;D Sharing your vision with Fhadric was a great strategy. :)
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And with that, the session draws to a close, giving everyone enough XP to hit 19th level (which I actually thought they had already, oops). Next time... journey to the bottom of the sea! 10/10
Commission Slots for May/June! is up with public access on Patreon. #AmDrawing #FurryArt https://www.patreon.com/posts/commission-slots-158340446?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
There's a limited-time FATE in #FFXIV this week called "Serket Breaker" and all I keep thinking of is "Wait, my old pal from the Twitterponies?"
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@BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us It took a little poking around but yes, that seems correct :)
Stream will start a few minutes late but is on the way. :)
STREAMING THIS WEEK!
Tonight: #FurryArt! Shading and maybe even finishing the Saja Lionboys pic!
Wednesday: Not sure! It might even be... (gasp) another art stream! Crazy, right?
Either way, both starting around 7 pm eastern @ https://www.twitch.tv/the_gneech
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Stream done! Thanks for coming, all! <3
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@Chip_Unicorn Much as I'd like to take credit for it, it's more a matter of managerial nincompoopery than anything to do with me. XD
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@Mhera Okay! *takes off abdominal support belt* Phew, I needed a break from that thing anyway.
Back at the grind today; the place has kinda fallen to pieces without me. >.>
The hardest part so far is that my “abdominal support belt” keeps shoving the back of my pants down. -.-
Posting this for @MulticlassGeek@mas.to in order to elicit a wry smile and possibly a single raised eyebrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsuTccKKGjo
#FurTheMore general attendee registration is open! #furry #convention https://www.furthemore.org/registration-information/
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I caught Gordon Lightfoot creeping around my back stair again, the hairy old weirdo.
I miss kung fu.
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@inkblitz The whole dragons-vs-giants backstory came out a little janky, because Aspyras, but I love Swifty, I'm glad she got more story too. :)