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mastodon 4.7.3By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, never give up, never surrender!
The Lion, the Sandwich, and the Wardrobe
White Castle Wedding
You gotta BITE for your RIGHT to PARTY!!
The Picture of Dorian Gray Poupon
Rice Rice Baby
You’d think women would prefer nice guys since they finish last.
Everything happens for a reason.
Greedy, corrupt imbeciles is a reason.
Knockin’ on Heaven’s DoorDash
Eat Fresh Pray Love
Off the leash!
Fuck you and your “thoughts and prayers”
Green Eggs and Ham Sandwich
All I Want is You to Take a Shower
The Blair Witch Renovation Project
Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy US politicians.
Helium’s Just Not That Into You
Pour Some Low Blood Sugar on Me
Quote the Raven, “OMG, don’t eat me!!”
Jimmy’s Johns
They drink till they puke.
Then they eat the puke and drink some more!
Butt-sniffing conga line.
Moderately Sized Shop of Horrors
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Too bad I always want to throw them back.
Hunger Strike (Is Over So Get Me Something to Eat NOW)
Hangoverinaround
Let it Arby’s
All I Want is Food
Head Like a Hole I Punched in the Wall Because I Went Too Long Without Eating
Better late than never. I take that back. Better *never*
(End this) Fast as (soon as) You Can
SuperDuperMan
Star Trek: Section 47
The Cabin in the Woodworking
Apple actually fixed the keyboard in iOS 26.4!
I’m typing this on my iPhone and I actually *don’t* want to tear my hair out!