Pretty sure that Klingon ship is going too damn slow for Warp 10, that would have skipped them right out of the Solar System in the blink of an eye.
Also, they would degenerate into salamanders.
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I saw this movie last week paired with #CityOnTheEdgeOfForever, and when McCoy says, "Now wait just a damn minute," it almost felt like a direct reference to how sideways a time travel mission could go.
I love how bleak this story starts off. The Enterprise crew has become such a pariah that star Fleet won't even send transport, forcing them to fly back in a captured enemy ship to their own court martial, and as they approach Earth they discover the warning indicating the planet is under attack by some overwhelming force.
"Dad, please put your dick away." - Det Kelly
Written by Luc Besson?
So, this movie may be even MORE ridiculous than my tiny brain is used to. 😆
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Somehow this movie has enough time to waste 10 minutes on stock historic footage.
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Cigarettes can kill, but so does the Man o' War monster.
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By the color scheme of this fight, I believe Danny is in the #Matrix. That's why Sam and Victoria are so nice to him. Only explanation!
(It's making me want to watch #MatrixReloaded again.)
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Jellyfish dance looks like a forced synchronized aerobics class.
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@allanb@mastodon.social
Yeah, it was back before Glasgow went on a diet, started doing pilates, and got its s**t together.
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Mr Stanton's gone? Oh... uh... no. 🙏
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Wait, so conjured werewolf Kirk lost his true love conjured Princess La'an? That's... unfortunate. 😖
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Kwon, nobody said you has to WATCH Chai kill your brother. Just turn around bruh. 🤦♂️
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Rolling up on Lee Ah-Chai at his wedding and thinking they finally had him dead, slight miscalculation.
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Of course the real episode prequel to this movie is #TomorrowIsYesterday, which had the slingshot maneouvre.
Yung got 6 years for at least 2 counts of attempted murder? SERIOUSLY???
Is that, like, Chinese propaganda to show how lawless Hong Kong was or something?
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I was able to manually fiddle with the settings to enable them. Cost me another 5 minutes tho because my remote sucks.
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This YouTube ad says I need to use Kung Fu to stop driverless vehicles.
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This boat randomly sinking amidst all the Portugese Man-o-Wars trash bags and murdering all the young partyers is tragic, or would be if it made any damn sense!
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I didn't know #TheGreenHornet only lasted one season. I just remember looking for it on television as a kid after it aired one year, and it never returned. ☹️
I still hum that that theme song every so often.
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After the momentum of the first 5 episodes, these last 3 feel like they're REALLY dragging this story out. 😖
#Lanterns
Danny, don't trust that Bob Hoskins fella!
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Been a while since I've seen Any Lau in a sympathetic role. Lately he just shows up as some villainous mastermind/crazy person.
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Are there no police in Glasgow?
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They should walk outside a million years in the past and find a thriving futuristic city of intelligent reptiles.
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This is a really good movie. Lots of campy and over-the-top characters. Sorry I missed it.
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WTH happened at the end of this?
La'an goes to the transporter pad, comes back, decides to let her hair down, and then hook up with Kirk - is that the real La'an or her doppelganger?
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Sam killed Bart's monologue with a Kung Pot!
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Morgan Freeman let some random dude live in his house for weeks?
WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS???
(Glasgow)
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Joining late from #Plex. Hope this one doesn't suck! 🤟
(Wow, no subtitles, nice! 😖)
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So... John dropped a flare in the giant Mon o' War tank, and it killed Egon and caused his really sweet underwater lab to explode.
Did I get that right?
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My head canon is he's s Shaolin Monk gone bad.
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These two smart people REALLY trust that guy Egon... who just showed up right when Karen's two friends were found murdered.
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Oh damn! I'm finally at the scene where CYF pulls up in the Scoopy Doo Van and blows everyone away!
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Capt Braxton is going to be so pissed with this lab. 😬
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Victoria is a verbal Kung Fu artist.
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This air boat chase reminds be of a Hong Kong Phooey boat chase in "Cotton Pickin' Pocket Picker".
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Somehow I don't think Mr and Mrs Loren's marriage will last.
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A house full of stanger guests, armed with live pistols - what could possibly go wrong?
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I can already tell "Fatso" is going to be a big problem.
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I just want to point out the time traveling into the future is totally possible - it's called taking a nap!
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Weird movie, didn't really say anything about martial arts moves or self defense.
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Finally finished! That was a good one. I like the credits list 😆:
Skeleton - By Himself.
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