Ricardo Martín

I was looking for an alibi @mischa@exquisite.social 😂 @joel@gts.tumfatig.net @oxy@social.bsdlab.au @rqm@0xde501a7a.net

@joel@gts.tumfatig.net … and this is where my friend, after I showed him my Fedi timeline on my phone, decided to mess with me by declaring that all social networks where IT peeps lurk are "the same" 😭 😆 #FailedSale @oxy@social.bsdlab.au @mischa@exquisite.social @rqm@0xde501a7a.net

Believe it or not, evidence suggests that the AI problem has its deepest roots in the same demographic that thought curl | sh was a deployment strategy and copy-pasting code into production was a form of testing 🤔

@jaypatelani@bsd.network Wouldn't an edited Beastie have been a better choice, since VxWorks uses the Berkeley Sockets API created for 4.2BSD? 😉 @NASA@mstdn.social

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au Take us to your leader

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

The site archive.today becomes an "illegal" website in Spain by order of the Ministry of Culture Yep, the same site that can be accessed via Tor /s #spain

@dch@bsd.network 😆

I need this 🤦 #diy

Silly question: does @EuroBSDCon@bsd.network accept donations to help support recording and/or streaming the event for those who can't attend? 🤔 #EuroBSDCon #EuroBSDCon2026 #BSD

If the "black box" doesn't care what language you throw at it, Rust is already overengineering it. Just use Assembly and experience the problem in its purest form 😆

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Aye, I'm keeping an eye on vim-classic atm @Su_G@aus.social @sybren@fosstodon.org

0 days since I had to explain to an angry CEO why he couldn't use / in file names 🫠

It’s better to see things through @gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe 😂 # dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/ada1 bs=1M

@pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe 🤗

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au Espressos? @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe is like our Demosthenes, only that he practices with tiramisu instead of stones ☺️

If Mullvad VPN AB really endorses the Örebro Party's view that "Sweden belongs to the Swedes," then I assume they'll stop accepting money from the rest of the world's "parasites" and offer their services only in Sweden. @mullvadnet@mastodon.online #mullvad #sweden

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au Not years ago, but might be worth checking again, but then again https://docs.helix-editor.com/keymap.html

Secure Unix ancestor KSOS did type safety before Rust made it cool https://www.theregister.com/os-platforms/2026/07/06/secure-unix-ancestor-ksos-did-type-safety-before-rust-made-it-cool/5266458

Wildfires up 57% in Europe in just four years, WHO warns http://www.euronews.com/2026/07/24/wildfires-up-57-in-europe-in-just-four-years-who-warns

@nixCraft@mastodon.social I wonder if there’s a lightweight OS that works on low-spec laptops /s

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au Seems to be working again 🤔

Welcome to the rebellion 🎉 #sysadminday

I'm too old to maintain Micro$lop products 😝

Remapping keyboard shortcuts like Taiko drumming 😠

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au 😂 I remember how that episode ends @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe You're going straight to Dante's Tiramisu Circle 😂 @oxy@social.bsdlab.au

@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe What you need is a Beastie T-shirt with a piece of tiramisu skewered on a trident. Classic bsd.cafe vibe! ✌️ @oxy@social.bsdlab.au

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au And who was out here posting for you while you were off doing that? 😆

Brawndo has what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

This is not the first time I've had to warn someone against using articles like this one https://www.freebsdsoftware.org/blog/nextcloud-freebsd-setup.html or anything from this site at all. Sure, they include a "Not affiliated with The FreeBSD Project" disclaimer, but I would love to have a way to warn new users.

@nixCraft@mastodon.social After all the fuss https://www.bertelsmann-stiftung.de/en/our-projects/reframetech-algorithmen-fuers-gemeinwohl/project-news/eurostack-a-european-alternative-for-digital-sovereignty I don't see any plans for EU public DNS or SSL certificates, so surely it's not that important /s

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au sh kernel-chktaint ✌️

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au I will definitely note this one in my horror calendar 😭

@dch@bsd.network Bitte schön 😉 https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@ricardo/115312349904944081

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au Why is there a demand for unethical organ transplants? 🤔

@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe Nowadays, even getting called just to restore a snapshot feels like a total pain in the ass 😂

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au With those couple of clients still running Windows servers, every year I take the CEO out for drinks hoping they will drunkenly sign a napkin agreeing to migrate to FreeBSD, or at least Linux … still no luck 😂

Recently, I've noticed that many people who publicly share their first impressions of FreeBSD consistently highlight two things: the documentation and the community. So, thank you to everyone who helps make this community a better place, and in particular to those who devote their time and effort to improving the project's documentation. #ThankYouTuesday

After ~5.000 years of recorded history, it seems that humanity still hasn't learned to recognize its own limitations when making decisions with profound consequences for future generations: coal, oil, nuclear energy, plastics, so-called artificial intelligence ... and pineapple on pizza.

@Tionisla@mastodon.bsd.cafe Thank you! 😊

@Tionisla@mastodon.bsd.cafe Multi-pass!

Convenience is the mother of all technical debt ... well, convenience, and fragile white male egos 😅

@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @oxy@social.bsdlab.au @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe The meaning of CVE is lost. Not every bugfix is a CVE 🤷🏻

Head of Spanish broadcaster backs ongoing Eurovision boycott https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/09/22/head-of-spains-rtve-backs-ongoing-eurovision-boycott-over-israels-participation