POOWER @ POOP.NET

Addenum to my @LAS@floss.social talk!

I don't think people realized that #poop.net next basically fixes everything. Hitmen will use their own weapons, contracts, getaway cars, etc.

And a new poop.net hitman-for-hire service. All of the razorburn goes away.

All we need to do is gather a bunch of #poop.net nerds.

I would like too amend my statement: "We will kill everyone in sight who uses a computer and nuke all of fediverse"

i tried to buy 2 of these hats at chinatown once but i was stopped by the clerk. needles to say we called sum of our agents in and that was that.

@forgejo@floss.social when are you adding federated pull requests

i tried installing linux bcuz it's "secure" and "powerful". first of all this is a LIE i installed linux but it was just text like im in the 80s. aparently using a operating system from 1985 makes you "smart" and not like a ms dos retard using floppy drives.

the maker of linux is literally lying about the operating system being functional and needs to be sued. even after watching a linux tech video on youtube i just got a fake windows and i couldnt even install fortnite.

we're deploying new poop.net sensors to detect when someone likes a post so that we can make them like it again

Hello.My name is Xiaohei,Nigerian man born and raised in GuangDong China.I would like to tell you a little about my culture..

life when writing java scripts is almost as bad when you are not doing crack.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world the guy in this image is now on the hitlist

RE: https://shitposter.world/objects/5ed0e26f-3a0c-4117-bac2-029cfe02aa59

Point of Ploptimal Turdformance

Some people need a hundred pushups