"open the pod bay doors, Hal" "sure, the doors are now open" "no, Hal, they aren't. open the doors" "you are right, that is my mistake. i have now opened the doors" "Hal, the doors are still not open. open the doors!" "you are right, the doors are not open. i have now opened the doors" "Hal! the doors are still not open! i'm dying out here!" "i am sorry, i did not open the doors when i said i had. that was my mistake. the doors are now open" "... Hal ... open ... the ..." #MicroFiction

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Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

some of my neighbours got annoyed that the grass was long and green and there were wild flowers growing on the garden.

so now the grass is short, yellow, crunches when you walk on it because it's so dry, and bare dry earth is showing everywhere, and there's a mound of grass trimmings that blows all over the place in the wind, getting in your face, eyes, hair.

amazing work guys. truly a+.

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

wow, fantastic 1986 Kiss FM radio set from Tony Humphries (from his original dat archive of the show):

https://soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/ra-1036-tony-humphries

Humphries is an absolute legend, and this is a wonderful snapshot into what he was playing in the 80s as disco evolved into house.

really good to hear such a historical show in this high quality. played some wonderful records, like omg.

wild to think that this is like twice as old now as the Beatles were when he played this.

#TonyHumphries #Disco #HouseMusic #Music

soundcloud.com

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@deathkitten ooh actually now i am looking at wild seeds there are various types, this would be really exciting to sneak a load of seeds around the place over the next 6-9 months and then just watch the garden explode with bluebells, foxgloves, wild garlic, really great idea thanks 😀

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@deathkitten yes true very good point, native species is important, i'll try and do a bit of reading before buying anything, and will also look for stuff that just keeps coming back every year without replanting etc because that sounds too long if i would have to do it again. but totally agree, sometime the way to resist is to just quietly do something better.

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 7mo ago

switched from pure dark mode to 'auto' (ie, light mode during daylight)

everything feels super strange and disconcerting now

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@matuzo better err on the side of caution and buy some records

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 6mo ago

wrote some words about Keeping Faith and Eve Myles

https://beast.tanagra.rocks/posts/keeping-faith/

#EveMyles #KeepingFaith #TV #Blog

beast.tanagra.rocks

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

i bought a fountain pen

i like it

i bought a couple of inks

they look good

now i am obsessed with inks and keep looking at new colours all the time

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social nice

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@laurenshof@indieweb.social wow! They look fantastic. Very nice!

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@nnedi@mas.to brilliant!

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@davidnjoku that is good! a few months ago back when the news hit that they were allowing people to generate all those images i wrote to my boss arguing why i felt we should delete our x account, he agreed and forwarded to comms team heard nothing for about a month then got an email "can you help us remove the twitter button from our site we no longer have it, basically because of your email" felt very good but also, no, i do not have the energy to bring them onto here either 😄

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 6mo ago

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@OlgaPatlyuk they look delicious

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 7mo ago

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@laurenshof@indieweb.social it really is. just like mind-blowingly disconcerting. been thinking about how messed up uk was a few years ago when everybody at random panic-bought fuel. and you're right about treating it like february 2020, that's what i've been doing this week. reviewing what i need to stock up on etc. make sure i have enough dried food in the cupboard for the periods when the trucks don't have fuel to get to the shop, that kind of thing. would rather overreact than under.

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 17mo ago

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@dgar@aus.social it took at least three readings of each line 😭

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 9mo ago

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@ec_euclid@mastodon.social sorry for your loss ❤️

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 44mo ago

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@dgar@aus.social just put an exclamation mark on the end of his name password123!

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 29mo ago

Currently being exhibited in Warsaw - A Tiger Came Into The Garden: Art of Maria Prymachenko.

Prymachenko is a Ukrainian artist with a very striking and distinctive style.

This sounds like an excellent exhibition.

https://artmuseum.pl/en/wystawy/tygrys-w-ogrodzie

#Warsaw #Warszawa #Poland #Polska #WarsawMuseumOfModernArt #Ukraine #UkrainianArt #MariaPrymachenko #Art

artmuseum.pl

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 44mo ago

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@autistic_enby@mastodon.lol @dgar@aus.social 😄

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 6mo ago

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@badnetmask never used jira or trello really so not sure it's exactly what you're after, but vikunja does kanban and so on and they list a comparison with trello on their site so i guess they're aiming for a similar target. they have a demo instance to try it out if you like, see if it meets your needs and is similar enough to what you're used to: https://vikunja.io/

Vikunja: The task manager you actually own

vikunja.io

Vikunja: The task manager you actually own

Vikunja is open-source task management you can self-host. Lists, Kanban, Gantt, and more — on your server or ours. Made and hosted in the EU.

Matthew @picard@mas.to

· 5mo ago

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@davidnjoku yeah we weren't using it, which i'm sure makes that decision a lot easier if nobody is posting may as well delete. i do like to think we'd have got rid anyway, but it's certainly simpler when they didn't have to change anything.